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199. Unpopular Opinions, Draconian Policies, and a SATs Week Rant
May 17, 2026

199. Unpopular Opinions, Draconian Policies, and a SATs Week Rant

"What's the biggest thing you two actually disagree on?" One listener has clocked the I agree, I agree tic and wants a proper scrap, so Dylan and Hayden dig into the teaching vs non-teaching divide and find it's spikier than ...
198. Should Teachers Model Healthy Eating? Plus Quickest ECT Quits, Ethical Issues & Zombie Outbreaks
May 10, 2026

198. Should Teachers Model Healthy Eating? Plus Quickest ECT Quits, Ethical Issues & Zombie Outbreaks

🔢 Sign up for a free Maths Zoo demo right now and get your school using it before the end of term. Boost maths fluency and arithmetic across every year group, completely free trial, no strings. Book it at www.mathszoo.org A t...
197. Is Setting In Maths Actually A Good Thing?
May 5, 2026

197. Is Setting In Maths Actually A Good Thing?

For about twenty-five years, the dominant message in teacher training has been clear. The research says mixed attainment is better. Setting damages confidence, harms low attainers, and widens the gap. Then in April 2026, the ...
196. Q&A: Unannounced Learning Stalks, Parent Emails & Are SATs Pointless?
May 3, 2026

196. Q&A: Unannounced Learning Stalks, Parent Emails & Are SATs Pointless?

A teacher is getting emails from a parent at 10pm most nights with an expectation of a reply before school the next morning. Their SLT's advice? Just manage the relationship. Dylan and Hayden have slightly stronger thoughts o...
195. Will The Smartphone Ban In Schools Actually Change Anything?
April 28, 2026

195. Will The Smartphone Ban In Schools Actually Change Anything?

England just made the school phone ban statutory. From this autumn, banning phones during the school day is not just guidance schools can choose to follow. It is the law. So why are so many headteachers saying it does not rea...
Ep 194: Q&A: Reading For Pleasure Gimmicks, Flimsy Behaviour Policies & Wellbeing Fads
April 26, 2026

Ep 194: Q&A: Reading For Pleasure Gimmicks, Flimsy Behaviour Policies & Wellbeing Fads

A wellbeing lead has introduced a shout-out wall and free fruit in the staffroom. The teacher who wrote in knows exactly why staff morale is low, and it has nothing to do with bananas. Dylan and Hayden are firmly on their sid...
Ep 193: School Dinner Menu Overhaul: What's Changing & Why?
April 21, 2026

Ep 193: School Dinner Menu Overhaul: What's Changing & Why?

The government just announced the biggest shake-up of school food standards in over a decade. Ice cream is gone. Fruit juice is gone. Deep-frying is banned outright. And every single main meal now has to come with vegetables....
192. Cost Of Living Nightmare, Sick Day Pressure & Using A.I. Safely [Listener Q&A]
April 19, 2026

192. Cost Of Living Nightmare, Sick Day Pressure & Using A.I. Safely [Listener Q&A]

A teacher writes in saying she had to be talked out of going into work while ill by her own partner. Not because she wanted to be there, but because calling in sick felt worse than just turning up. Dylan and Hayden know exact...
Ep 191: The Insanity Of SATs Prep In Primary Schools
April 14, 2026

Ep 191: The Insanity Of SATs Prep In Primary Schools

It's the summer term in school and that means one thing if you're working in primary... The SATs take over! Teachers forced to do booster sessions, afternoon lessons ruined, cheating galore... It all goes on. Join us for a ch...
Ep 190: Q&A: Teacher Hypocrites, Delaying School Admissions & Independent Writing
April 12, 2026

Ep 190: Q&A: Teacher Hypocrites, Delaying School Admissions & Independent Writing

It's a new term (for most of you!) and we are back with another Q&A! Join our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions, polls on future episodes & links to the podcast first: https://chat.whatsapp.com/HB7n1PNGdGL5STACssEH1...
Ep 189: Q&A: ECTs Leading Subjects, Best Teacher Moments & Phones In The Classroom
April 5, 2026

Ep 189: Q&A: ECTs Leading Subjects, Best Teacher Moments & Phones In The Classroom

Join our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions,polls on future episodes & links to the podcast first: ⁠https://chat.whatsapp.com/HB7n1PNGdGL5STACssEH1s Leave us a review and share this episode with someone youthink migh...
Ep 188: The Most Common Teacher HATE Comments! (& Why They're Nonsense)
March 31, 2026

Ep 188: The Most Common Teacher HATE Comments! (& Why They're Nonsense)

You've probably heard all of the most common teacher hate comments out there... Let's dive into them and why they are complete nonsense! Join our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions, polls on future episodes & links t...
Ep 187: Q&A - Ridiculous TA Expectations, Spotting Red Flags & Times Table Advice!
March 29, 2026

Ep 187: Q&A - Ridiculous TA Expectations, Spotting Red Flags & Times Table Advice!

Another unhinged Q&A with your teacher / education / school questions for us to dive into! Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your school smash maths! www.mathszoo.org Join our free WhatsApp community f...
Ep 186: Positive Masculinity, Secondary School Teaching & Battling Social Media [w/ Mr Hobbs]
March 24, 2026

Ep 186: Positive Masculinity, Secondary School Teaching & Battling Social Media [w/ Mr Hobbs]

This week, we chat to Mr Hobbs, an English teacher in secondary school based in Cardiff. We talk about secondary teaching, decline in reading, positive masculinity and much more! Follow Mr Hobbs here: https://www.instagram.co...
Ep 185: Q&A: Supporting Your Whole Class, Recognising Burnout & Ridiculous Teacher Tasks To Reject!
March 22, 2026

Ep 185: Q&A: Supporting Your Whole Class, Recognising Burnout & Ridiculous Teacher Tasks To Reject!

We are back answering listener questions on all things teaching! Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your school smash maths! https://mathszoo.org/ Join our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions, p...
Levi Colwill On His Reading Campaign, Love Of Books & Helping The Next Generation
March 17, 2026

Levi Colwill On His Reading Campaign, Love Of Books & Helping The Next Generation

Levi is on a mission to get kids reading. If you are a teacher or school leader, you can get hundreds of free ebooks for your students right now. 👉 Sign up today at www.storyzoo.org In this episode, we sit down with Chelsea a...
Ep 183: Q&A: Behaviour Charts, Residential Trips & Exploiting TAs
March 15, 2026

Ep 183: Q&A: Behaviour Charts, Residential Trips & Exploiting TAs

We are back answering listener questions on all things teaching! This week we cover residentials, TA exploitation and behaviour charts, amongs lots of other things! Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help yo...
Ep 182: Are Schools Finally At Financial Breaking Point?
March 10, 2026

Ep 182: Are Schools Finally At Financial Breaking Point?

With another unfunded pay rise on the horizon and school leaders saying they are running out of things to cut back on, are schools actually at breaking point now? Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your...
Ep 181: Q&A: Filming In The Classroom, Government and Influencers & Delivering CPD!
March 8, 2026

Ep 181: Q&A: Filming In The Classroom, Government and Influencers & Delivering CPD!

We are back answering listener questions. Influencers working with government, filming in school, favourite teachers and delivering CPD! Enjoy it! Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your school smash ma...
Ep 180: Teacher Training, Middle Leadership & Finding The Right School: Our Teaching Journey
March 3, 2026

Ep 180: Teacher Training, Middle Leadership & Finding The Right School: Our Teaching Journey

This week, we dive into our journey through teaching. From training, being newly qualified, taking on extra responsibilties, leading subjects, moving school and eventually deciding to leave the classroom, we discuss it all! W...
Ep 179: Q&A: Subject Leader Pressure, Constructive Criticism & Politics In School
March 1, 2026

Ep 179: Q&A: Subject Leader Pressure, Constructive Criticism & Politics In School

We are back with another listener Q+A episode and we cover quite the range of topics this week! Should politics ever enter the classroom? What lesson would we teach at Hogwarts? Should I lead a subject for no pay or time? Boo...
Ep 178: The Most Insane Red Flag School Stories Ever (Part 3!)
Feb. 24, 2026

Ep 178: The Most Insane Red Flag School Stories Ever (Part 3!)

Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your school smash maths! www.mathszoo.orgJoin our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions, polls on future episodes & links to the podcast first: https://chat.what...
Ep 177: SATs Pressure, Grouping By Ability & Are Displays Ever Useful..? (Q&A)
Feb. 22, 2026

Ep 177: SATs Pressure, Grouping By Ability & Are Displays Ever Useful..? (Q&A)

Book a free demo for MathsZoo now and see how we can help your school smash maths! www.mathszoo.org Join our free WhatsApp community for Q&A submissions, polls on future episodes & links to the podcast first: https://chat.wha...
Ep 176: Teacher Guilt, Tricky Parents & When AI Is Pointless
Feb. 15, 2026

Ep 176: Teacher Guilt, Tricky Parents & When AI Is Pointless

Enjoy your half-term Q&A episode lovely people! Come and join us for a live webinar on primary maths fluency on Tuesday 24th February at 3:45 and see what Maths Zoo can do for your school! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/teach-s...