May 11, 2025

Ep 112: Top SATs Advice For Teachers & Should Faith Schools Still Exist?

Ep 112: Top SATs Advice For Teachers & Should Faith Schools Still Exist?
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It’s SATs week – and we’ve got thoughts. In this episode, Dylan and Hayden share their top tips for teachers to survive the chaos, keep kids calm, and not lose their minds during one of the busiest weeks of the primary calendar. We also talk about cheating......

Then, we switch gears for a big question: Should we still have faith schools in the UK?
We unpack the arguments for and against – from community cohesion and parental choice to inclusion, funding, and what a “neutral” education really means in 2025.

Expect honest takes, classroom laughs, and a few spicy opinions.

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Hello, everyone, and welcome
back to another episode of TEACH

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Sleep Repeat.
My name is Dylan, and my name is

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Hayden.
Hayden.

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Hayden.
I'm really, really, really.

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Well, what is this week?
No, it's a small week in

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education.
Yeah.

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What is it?
Let's.

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Let's speak, shall we?
What's going on?

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You're listening in the car on
the way to work.

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Oh.
What's going on this week?

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Monday morning, baby.
Big old sats week.

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Big old SATS week, Big old
standard, little old SATS week,

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the big old SATS week.
It's SATS.

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This week we're going to talk a
little bit about SATS in

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general.
Then afterwards, we're going to

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talk about face scores,
something we wanted to talk

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about for a while.
Dive into what face schools are,

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why they exist, are they a thing
that we should have?

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Maybe.
And dare we?

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Dare we add our own thoughts?
We we do dare 112 episodes in, I

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think me thinks we will say what
we think about this It's.

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Taking a while but yeah no.
Why not?

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It'll be a good chat.
But First things first, Hayden,

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anything to digress from your
week in the school environment

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in this in the school.
Environment, Dylan, I've I've

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had a very good week.
There's only one thing really I

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want to talk about and it is
SATS related.

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I know we're going to talk more
about it.

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Is this SATS week this week?
Yeah, no, it is.

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It is definitely still a SATS
week.

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Just checking.
And one thing I just wanted to

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say, right, because I want to
see how you would react to this

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as well.
Maybe it's because I'm

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disillusioned over time.
I don't know.

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But one of the kids in my class,
I could tell, you know, you can

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just tell in the morning.
She just, there's just something

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about her.
I was like, she doesn't feel

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right.
And I said, you're right.

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She's the usual, yeah, yeah,
yeah.

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Come in.
And I was like, Nah, something's

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wrong.
Now I got her over.

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I was like, Are you sure you're
OK?

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You know, when the kid does that
thing where you can see their

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mouth go, I was like, right, I
know they're going to cry.

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And I was like, I knew something
was wrong.

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I said, should we go and have a
chat?

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She's like, yeah, yeah.
And she just said, I'm just

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feeling really anxious about
Sans because it's coming up and

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in that moment like.
Oh, don't worry, love.

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Come to your booster, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry.

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Your your stats.
In fact, let me just get up your

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portfolio.
You're doing you're.

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Oh, actually, yeah, I'd be
worried as well.

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You're not expect, you're not.
Yeah, you need to be expected in

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there.
Of course not.

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You know, what actually happened
is and maybe it's even 'cause

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we've had kids recently.
My my gut instinct here was I

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could not care less about school
data about literally anything

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other than this kid not feeling
like this right now.

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So do you know what I said to
them?

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And again, this is where I feel
like I shouldn't say this.

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It's mental like, but I did.
I just said I said, OK, can I

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made light of it?
I was like, it doesn't matter.

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Can I tell you a secret?
It, it literally doesn't matter.

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I was like, none of this stuff
matters.

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Honestly, you need to not worry
about it.

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I was like, I want you to go
home today thinking, OK, I've

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been working myself up over
nothing because this doesn't

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matter.
It's just the same as our other

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mocks across the year.
We, us teachers, we just use it

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to get a bit of data just to see
what we need to teach you, what

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we don't need to teach you.
Other than that, don't worry

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about it.
You said there, let me tell you

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a secret.
Shouldn't.

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Even be a secret.
I know it.

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Shouldn't even be a thing.
The fact that it's hyped up, the

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fact that you think that's a bad
thing to say to a human being

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who's feeling bad about
something that is genuinely

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pointless to them is insane.
It's it's a such a bad

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reflection on the system.
I feel like a fraud.

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I feel like I shouldn't be
saying.

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That but yeah, that's that's my
point.

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But you but you know,
absolutely, of course you should

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because you're a human being.
My point is the system is so

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awful for that kind of
indoctrination of huge pressure

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on staff and schools.
That autumn obviously goes on to

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the children.
Because I can guarantee you now

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from everything you've said to
me in the past about SATS,

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you've not put an ounce of
pressure on these kids

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knowingly.
You've not knowingly gone in and

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been like, Oh my God, this is a
huge thing, right?

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Kids, listen, you need to do
well in this test because of

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this reason or that reason.
That's the ultimate example

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there of how a system bleeds
through to the children at the

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bottom.
Definitely because you, you've

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not knowingly done that.
And some people will, but that

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child still feels that huge
anxiety around these tests next

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week just from the system we've
built without you putting on

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them yourself.
So you're like, no, I'm fine.

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So teachers out there in Year 6
were like, Oh no, I never.

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Put it on them at all.
It doesn't matter because it's

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built in a way where the
children are going to feel like

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that and it's horrendous.
I don't know.

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I've, yeah, I, I, we're going to
have a whole chat about Saturday

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because I've got some like
deeper questions and thoughts

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about that.
But before then, you know I'm

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going to be polite here and ask
you how your week.

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Maybe I should have started
straight into Sats because mine

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is such lower, like stakes.
There's stories, nothing

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compared to it.
There's one thing again, because

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it is funny now, we did a
podcast.

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Something happens and I'm like,
I'm gonna tell the podcast that.

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And we were lining up at the end
of the day and I was stood at

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the front of the line at our
door ready to go out at the end

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of end of school.
And the children were lining up

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one table at a time, as you do.
Whose table sat nicely?

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Whose sat up straight is good.
Sounds like you.

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Yeah, all the time.
And then to the first table come

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up and this girl came straight
up to the front and we were just

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talking.
She was just chatting and saying

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oh blah, blah, hey Davis,
etcetera.

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Whilst other tables were coming
up and I had my lanyard on

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obviously and she saw my lanyard
and like grabbed it and when was

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this picture taken?
Here we go, I.

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Mean, honestly, in my head I was
like, OK, I was bracing myself.

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So I just went along with it
expecting this is this is by the

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way, the same girl who said
about her mum's 29, OK, so I

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was, I was bracing myself to
have some kind of comment,

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grabbed the lanyard, said when
was this taken?

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And I went OK, that picture
actually my land you just taken

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about 3 or 4 years ago, so quite
a while and I was waiting.

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Oh, you know, well, older now,
yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, but she kind of half
shocked me because she went, oh,

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you look exactly the same.
And I was like, whore, apart

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from the grey in your beard.
You had a moment.

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I I thought for a second that
she was going to be shocked when

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I'd have my useful looks though,
and I and I do you know what I

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said because I've been thinking
my beard is going grey and she

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was like, straight for it You.
Literally said that to me

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recently.
You were like, you sent me a

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picture and he was like, my
beard is so.

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Great.
Right here in the chin I've got

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like, it used to be like 1 and I
was like, oh that's cool.

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One here it's like, yeah.
And now it's like 28.

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I'm like, oh, I know what's
happening, but I'm embracing.

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I like the grey.
I wasn't offended by it, but I

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just thought, I, I thought for a
second that one of them stories

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was going to turn into a
compliment and I was like, wow.

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And then she hit me.
Apart from the grain.

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Kids can't, they just can't not
be brutal.

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I, I, I love their honesty.
Like I feel like a lot of

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teachers talk about it where
it's like there are some things

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that kids say that I would
genuinely be quite hurt if like

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an adult said that to me in the
same way.

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And but because it's a kid, I'm
like the the innocence comes

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through and I'm like, I just
don't think you meant it to have

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this impact that what that if an
adult said it to me, they

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probably would be meaning.
It's just funny.

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They're learning those
boundaries in kids.

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Well, we had an one more thing
before we talk about Sats

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properly.
It's again, it's related, but

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it's just a funny story, right?
So someone, someone messaged me

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this week and they were telling
me about something that happened

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in that class.
And I thought, again, like you,

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we get to the point now where we
just we actually don't talk to

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each other because we save stuff
for the podcast, right?

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I was like, I've got to tell
Dylan this, this story, but I'm

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just going to summarise it.
So this this the guy who

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messaged was saying that he was
doing SAT prep a couple of weeks

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ago and because obviously it's
horrendously boring when you're

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just doing endless SAT stuff.
One of that builds pressure.

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He said that on his mock SAT
papers for a bit of fun, just to

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try and bring some light back
into the the darkness of.

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SAT Prep.
He was like, he told the kids,

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like you do a register.
We do silly registers.

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Put your names on it.
But you've got to write them

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backwards and I'll work it out.
I'll work it out.

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You'll write your names
backwards, you know, not just

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your surname, then your your
forename.

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That's boring.
Write the letters backwards in

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your name.
Right.

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Yeah.
And and they all had a good

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laugh of it.
They were laughing.

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He was, you know, he modelled a
couple working them out.

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That's.
Common as a kid, you're like,

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I'm nalid, Yeah.
I remember it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that.
Everyone, everyone's done it at

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some point.
Backwards names.

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It was.
It was a good bit good bit of

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fun before they, you know,
probably did like a 30 minutes

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silent test.
Yeah.

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Collected them in and his
challenge was unmarked then, but

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I've got to whack out who you
are.

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And he said he messages saying
horribly backfired.

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Horribly backfired because he
was marking the test at the end

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of the day and it wasn't until
he got to the girl in his class

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called Lana that he realised.
This was a.

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Really really bad idea and that
he would never do it again.

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I'll just let you think about
why.

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Why?
The backwards name thing is

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really not always going to work.
As soon as you said that name, I

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thought I've heard this before
like I've heard of someone

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mentioning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't do

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it.
It's a risky game.

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It's a risky game.
So teachers out there, if you're

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having a bit of fun, avoid
backwards name games because

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like they might be fine.
Or at least vet your class first

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because they could, you know
their names went backwards

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because that was something rude.
Or unbelievable.

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I wonder if there are any other
names that do that?

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Yeah, probably, probably not.
Have some kind of strange things

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we'll make.
We'll make a.

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We'll make a full list.
And release it to the public

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names to avoid.
Oh look, this paper is from

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Cuff.
Depending on how it stops, that

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might be quite bad.
Oh dear.

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But anyway, really made me
laugh.

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It brought again brought a bit
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God, let's play the Jingle and
then we're going to dive a bit

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more into Sats before we do a
religious thing.

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OK, so it is SATS week this
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You're a year 6 teacher.
You've been a year 6 teacher for

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a long while.
You don't let me forget about

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it.
I'm going on.

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But seriously, now I want to
know a little bit in more detail

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about how you're going about
this because you mentioned that

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story to me about that child.
And honestly, my first thought

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hearing that is just, oh, my
heart sinks the fact that any

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child thinks like that.
And I know what you're like and

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I know for a fact that your
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that understanding and not kind
of expecting loads from your

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children and making them feel
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So the fact that a child still
feels like that in your

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classroom does make me worry
Like the thousands and thousands

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of children out there doing this
test is how they must feel right

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now.
So as a teacher in year 6, what

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do you see your role as and how
are you going to combat this

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week effectively?
Because the children are going

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to have to do this test and and
you can be a certain way, but

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you know, they're going to have
nerves etcetera still so.

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What are you doing to combat
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Like, how would you give advice
to someone on how you can make

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it easier for them?
I think, I think there's only

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one thing really that I can give
advice on, which is, and we can

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talk more about our own
pressures in a minute, right?

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But whatever pressures and
anxiety and maybe even just

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negative feelings that you are
experiencing as a teacher, as a

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staff member due to SAS.
And that might be because you've

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got, you know, data, you've got
a hit, or, you know, there's

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other.
Performance related patients.

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Yeah, Whatever it is that's
affecting you, you can't let

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that, you can't let that impact
the children as well.

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You're not going to fix the
children.

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I mean, you're not going to,
you're not going to be able to

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create this perfect situation
where no one in your no children

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in your room feel anxious.
Like, of course some kids for

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their own merit are just going
to, they just, they mean

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something to them and they're
going to put pressure on

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themselves.
And there's, there's not much

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you can do about that.
But what you can do is reduce

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how much you're going into the
classroom looking stressed and

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going, come on, guys, this is
really important.

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The things you say, like be
really careful at what you say,

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your facial expressions and even
just like what you're doing in

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the day.
If you're normally quite fun and

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bubbly and maybe you do
something silly in the morning

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typically, and then you don't do
it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, with me.
But if you normally do that,

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don't then not do it in sex week
because you're feeling like, oh,

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it's super serious and it's got
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All it's going to do is just,
it's just going to bleed onto

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the kids and make them just feel
more anxious, more nervous,

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whatever.
So be your normal self.

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maybe just try for this week to
lighten up a little bit.

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Show the children, through your
your actions and your emotions

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and your facial expressions and
your words and everything, that

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this does not need to impact
them as much as perhaps it

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already is.
Like you said, the system slips

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through anyway.
So what's your line then?

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Because you know, again, I like
to take things to the extreme

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just to figure out where where
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So there's one, there's one
extreme, which is this is

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incredibly important to you
because this is your SAT and we

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need to know how you're doing
and you need to understand this

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is so important and you need to
show exactly what you're doing

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and putting a load of pressure
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And there's the other side of
the coin, which is saying to a

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child, these don't matter at
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Don't worry about it one bit.
Who cares if you sit there and

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tuddle your thumbs all the way
through?

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They're not going to impact.
Your don't even come in.

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Don't even come in.
Don't even come to school.

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Unroll.
Just get off the edge that

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education is not important at
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So clearly clear, really it it
sounds as if you're more toward

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1 towards one side, but can you
justify where that line is for

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you And and and you know why you
think that's reasonable?

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Yeah, I think so, because
obviously I wouldn't be saying

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that.
Just to clarify, there's

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absolutely no way you'd hear me
saying to the kids, this doesn't

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matter at all, so therefore go
home, OK?

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To that girl I spoke to the
other day, I did go further than

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my own line by saying these
don't matter.

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I probably wouldn't even say
these don't matter generally to

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the class all the time.
I was saying it to that girl in

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that moment because the only
thing that mattered to me then

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was the fact that she was crying
about this and didn't even want

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to be in school.
So to me, I was like, cool, I

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don't care about the Sats right
now.

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I just want this kid to be Cappy
in school.

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But generally my line is at a
point where what?

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What do I say to the kids?
I say to them when they say to

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me all the time, what's the
point of this AAS?

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My response is normally there's
not much point.

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There's not much point and it's
not really for you to worry

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about.
But it is a really good way for

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us to check that we've been
teaching you the right things.

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It's a really good way for the
schools to be measured because

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obviously the government have a
lot of schools working.

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They need to have a a rough
idea.

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Do you think of how the schools
are getting on do?

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You think that when you're
telling them that?

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Me personally, yeah.
When you're saying that to them,

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do you actually think it's a
good way of doing that or are

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you just saying it's them to
kind of shift the blame off?

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I'm, I'm, I'm saying it to shift
the blame off, even though I do

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kind of think it's a decent way.
I think there's probably better

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ways.
And we've had conversations

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about whether we should scrap
Sats or not, right.

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I do think it is a good way, a
good an easy way for the

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government to assess a tonne of
schools at the same time, but

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for like minimal effort from
them.

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I think it gives them a snapshot
of whether schools, like

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schools, will stand out if
they're doing exceptionally well

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or exceptionally bad, and it
might then prompt them to look

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into it a bit more.
Yeah, I guess what I'm saying is

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how much of what you actually
think do you let come through to

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the children because, because
you might, you might actually

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feel get rid of the Sats all
together, right.

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That's what you might actually
care.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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But so you're you're you're
making this mind for children

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that we're discussing.
And you know, it sounds like you

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are willing to bend what you
think, which is what we do all

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the time as professional,
because it is a professional

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job.
You don't have to have our

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personal opinions come through
all the time.

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So when you're laying these
lines down to the kids, what I'm

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saying is like, maybe going too
far one way, if it doesn't

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matter at all, is potentially
slightly unprofessional because

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as as a teacher, this is the
system we have and this is how

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we grade the children.
So you've got to that line.

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It sounds as if you do do this,
but in my opinion, that line

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does need to come back a bit.
And I think you're right in

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almost reacting to the kids as
as they are.

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Like if that child's anxious and
and vulnerable and upset about

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it, it is just as much your job
to make sure they feel good.

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You're absolutely right though,
because the line I've picked is,

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is performance.
What I say to the children is

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actually kind of irrespective of
my own thoughts.

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My own thoughts are relatively
close to it anyway.

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Like I was kind of just
explaining them with your first

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question, But I do think I'm
trying to be as objective as

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possible.
Where I'm like, honestly, the

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best outcomes really is that the
kids aren't overly panicked

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about it and they're also not
overly relaxed where they think

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it's where they don't have to
bother.

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And is that the best outcome
because they'll get the best

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mark probably, right.
So that's, that's, that's, you

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know, all this thing that we're
landing on is essentially, of

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course, in, in on its own.
We don't want a child to be

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upset, right?
But also there must be a part of

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you as a professional that's
thinking, I, I don't want you to

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be upset, of course, from a
human being, but also you're

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going to do, you're going to
perform less well on this test

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if you're not in a solid
emotional state as well.

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So you you want them to kind of
show off what they've done for

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themselves, for you, for the
school.

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It's just you need to pick that
line really carefully as a

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teacher.
So talking to teachers now who

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are doing this this week, would
you suggest to them to be quite

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malleable with that or quite
steadfast of you know this is

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important because of this and
the kids need to know?

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That malleable on a one time
basis for sure.

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I have my clear script use of
the class every single year,

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which is basically what I was
saying.

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It doesn't matter that much.
This is why it's here for it.

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Won't kids put on this pressure
they think have the biggest

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impact?
It's going to change what

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secondary school go to.
No, no, get rid of any lies.

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No, it's not going to change
what secondary school you're

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going to, but it will.
Sort my sets out and maybe my

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predicted grades.
I mean I'll get more support

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etcetera.
And my mom said it's important

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for secondary school.
From what we've seen from many

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secondary school teachers, it's
diminishing every.

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Year, it doesn't really, if any,
if anything, secondary school

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teachers probably do.
They definitely do like tests at

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the start of the year to get a
better accurate more

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representation of their, of
their where they're at.

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And then they probably compare
it to the Sanson laugh because

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they're probably quite often not
not, you know, the same like in

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the same way that key stage two
teachers laugh at the key stage

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one day.
So that from other schools

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because they're like, oh, this
is not remotely what the

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children that we're seeing in
the children.

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So I honestly, I tell the kids
essentially that I say to them,

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no, no, most schools will
probably just reset.

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You had six weeks off.
So this is where my script comes

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in.
What I really want to say is

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most schools will reset you
because actually will retest you

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at the start of your 7, because
schools are notoriously famous

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for honestly lodging these
results in a way or inflating

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them hugely, and they're not
that trustworthy.

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Yeah, I'm not going to say that
to the kids.

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What I say is you've had six
weeks off in the summer.

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They just want to retest you to
make sure they've got the right

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data.
So it's not that important.

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I, I really want to talk about
this.

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I want to pick this apart now.
So we're kind of moving more

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towards the pressure on the
schools and the teachers doing

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because I think we accept that
there is far more pressure on

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schools and teachers than the
children.

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We're talking about the issue of
it bleeding through to the

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children.
We've kind of covered that.

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Which we can control.
Yeah, we can control as much as

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possible because even you
couldn't control that child.

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You can control all yourself and
that's.

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It exactly.
So like we accept all that

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shouldn't happen, but it is and
we can see what we can do.

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The fact of the matter is that
there is huge pressure on

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schools, SLT in particular for
their schools being judged by

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what they see as the teachers
delivering.

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So there's huge pressure on
these two aspects in the school

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and every year I feel like it
comes around.

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This is, I mean, this is the
third year of SAT whilst we've

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been recording this podcast, and
I do feel like it is our duty to

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say that there is a lot of
cheating.

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It happens a lot.
There's a whistle blowing thing.

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I you know, you don't go into
too many details, but I can

442
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,240
guarantee you listeners right
now listening to this will think

443
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,080
my school do barge some data in
terms or I've seen it before.

444
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,160
Well my friend works in the
school where it has I.

445
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,800
Just to be clear, I'm absolutely
not saying this does not happen

446
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,440
in my school.
Not what I'm saying at all.

447
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,680
But what I'm saying is, it's
normal to know of schools.

448
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,160
We're saying it's close to home
for every.

449
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,240
Close to home for everyone.
Someone knows of someone.

450
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,320
Honestly if you're a teacher you
know of another teacher or mate

451
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,560
who worked in a school or
something close to home where

452
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,560
you go oh bit naughty.
Yeah.

453
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,520
So the the most common one is
writing data, but that's

454
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,280
ongoing.
Yeah, because writing data is

455
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,440
teacher assessed.
You can just, you can literally

456
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,840
just cheat and get your kids 1
to 1 and tell them to put a

457
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,480
front of the verb you'll hear or
semi colon there to take off a

458
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,840
box.
And that is just cheating.

459
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,080
Yeah, that happens more than you
think.

460
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,520
I think that's probably the most
widespread one.

461
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,800
That's the most widespread one
where you just cheat your

462
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,560
writing data.
So it's as simple as that.

463
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,480
But let's think about SATS,
right In particular the SAT

464
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,040
suite coming up.
There's loads of strict

465
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,240
regulations and rules in place
to try and stop this from

466
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,000
happening.
But if from the top down you

467
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,520
want to cheat, there'll be ways
you can do that.

468
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,360
Blatant cheating doesn't happen
as much.

469
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,640
You get the odd headline story
of school has been barred from

470
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,120
doing this because they've
opened the SAT papers and told

471
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,760
the children the answer is 1 by
1.

472
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,760
It's like, well, that that's
just stupid, isn't it?

473
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,240
What are they doing?
They're the worst cheaters in

474
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,040
the world.
What really happens is people,

475
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,400
OK, it's like you might even
say, is it cheating?

476
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,240
Where's the line?
Right.

477
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,000
When they do things like this,
schools will push as hard as

478
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,560
they can on quote unquote
evidence to get children

479
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,200
additional support and tests and
then abuse the fact they can get

480
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,320
that additional support to to
push them for a threshold.

481
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,600
So yeah, happens.
All the time you know 2/3 of the

482
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,680
cohort are getting an extra
time.

483
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,240
Yeah, because suddenly their
word reading speed's too low.

484
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,600
Right?
Because what's the evidence?

485
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,960
Oh, we've recorded it on this
bit of paper.

486
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,360
There's no primary evidence.
No one's coming in and watching

487
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,680
the kids.
There's not some SAT's guy

488
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,760
coming around.
You're like, come on, I don't

489
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880
want to let me see these kids
read.

490
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,880
They're not doing it.
They just trust the schools

491
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,840
given the right evidence for
that.

492
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,880
That's one way, people.
I'd say that's very low, low,

493
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,520
low.
I, I think it's probably low,

494
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,720
but it, but it's a way that
people do things and then the

495
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,640
other way is a bit more blatant.
It's just, it's just helping

496
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600
them in the test.
And that can go all the way

497
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,280
from, you know, the rules are
really strict.

498
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,360
Like if you just read the SAT's
guidance, it's very, very clear

499
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,240
what you can and can't do.
And you can't do most stuff,

500
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,640
right?
It is very much like a, you just

501
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,600
leave the kids to crack on with
it.

502
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,600
You can't do much.
You got to stand in the stand at

503
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,440
the side of the room and if they
put their hand up, come to you.

504
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,960
So even saying as much as if
you're wandering around the

505
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,160
room, someone might say that's
cheating because the guidance

506
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,160
says you need to stand to the
side.

507
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,160
And if they beckon you over, you
come over.

508
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,360
There's all these little things
where I'm like, This is why I'm

509
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,480
saying, where's the line?
Right?

510
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,320
Oh, in our class, we have people
wandering around so that we're

511
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,040
right here if the kids need us.
What tends to happen then is

512
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,760
I've seen a mistake over my
shoulder.

513
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,360
OK, you know what?
I can't help them.

514
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,120
I'm just going to give them a
little nudge, tap on the desk.

515
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,320
That's not cheating.
That's not cheating.

516
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,240
I'm not allowed to do it.
AM.

517
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,960
I I've seen them do it in class,
they always know how to do

518
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,280
apostrophes and they've got that
wrong.

519
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,200
Got a tap tap tap and that's
cheating it.

520
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,560
Is cheating and you know we can
go into another conversation

521
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,400
about why people would do it we
know we know exactly what I

522
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,120
don't think anyone listening
doesn't they can't immediately

523
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,640
fill that blank in right of why
people do that because it's hard

524
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,200
isn't it if you're if you're.
Still cheating though.

525
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,920
It's still cheating.
It's still bad.

526
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,440
It's yeah.
And but someone might say, OK,

527
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,520
yeah, but it's not as bad as me
just giving them the answers.

528
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,920
No, it's not.
So that's cheating.

529
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,800
I'm not cheating.
OK, so this is where this this

530
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,920
argument, this logic, I, I just
can't deal with it.

531
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,280
I'm going to be really honest
with you.

532
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,120
I can't deal with this at all.
When, when someone when you do

533
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,080
something that is wrong or
cheating and someone comes in

534
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,920
and say, well, it's not as bad
as this thing, is it?

535
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,040
No, it's not.
But then then it's like, so

536
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,920
therefore what I'm doing is
fine.

537
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,440
No wrong, wrong.
Both bad.

538
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,800
Let's role play.
Ready.

539
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,560
I'm trying to give.
I'm trying to push it with you.

540
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,280
See what you say?
Yeah.

541
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,120
All right.
I'm walking around.

542
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:55,840
I'm in the test.
I'm.

543
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,640
I'm a teacher.
My kids are doing their test.

544
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,920
I'm going to use the apostrophe
example.

545
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,120
I noticed little Dylan has got
the apostrophe question wrong.

546
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,040
And I know, I know from my
teacher's testing because I know

547
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,200
them better.
Than these always struggle with

548
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480
that.
I know that he's good at it,

549
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,760
though.
I know he's good at it, right?

550
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,440
Yeah.
Not you.

551
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,240
You can't do it.
My this little Dylan that I

552
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,320
made-up can and and I think,
right, I don't want to cheat.

553
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,480
OK, I've seen he's done it
wrong.

554
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,800
I can't tell him the answer.
Nope.

555
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,680
Go to the side of the wall then.
He's super nervous.

556
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,640
He's super nervous.
He's right there.

557
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,120
He's right in front of me.
He just happens to be the

558
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,320
closest one.
I'm at the wall already.

559
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,760
I'm following the rules.
Sure he's there.

560
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,360
I've seen it because obviously
I'm just looking around.

561
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,920
I'm naturally seeing it.
I know he can do it and I

562
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,920
really, really, really want him
to to be able to show that he

563
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,080
can.
He's the only chance he gets in

564
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,800
this test to prove that he can
get this objective that he's

565
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,080
done for four years.
I know he can do it.

566
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,480
So I'm just going to give him
another chance.

567
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,960
I'm going to tap on the desk,
just give a look.

568
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,560
Cheating should be like come
out, have another go.

569
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,080
Nothing to do it.
Have a little look.

570
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,520
He's anxious, bit he's anxious.
Cheating.

571
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,800
Give a smile, pat the back.
Give a smile, Pam.

572
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,400
He's nervous though.
He's nervous and I know it's

573
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,240
only cause of his nerves.
He's got this wrong so so I want

574
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,920
him to get it right.
I know you wanted to get him

575
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,240
right.
I want all these kids to get all

576
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,360
these questions right.
There's a million reasons why a

577
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,800
kid might get a question wrong
on a test.

578
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,800
We can talk about whether a test
is a good indication of a

579
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,040
child's ability or not.
That's a separate conversation.

580
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,040
The fact of the matter is that
this test is happening.

581
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,160
This is how we do it.
This child will gain an unfair

582
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,360
advantage from me going to them
and saying I'll check this again

583
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,400
because if I do that, I need to
do it to all of them.

584
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,360
Yeah, exactly.
So it is just cheating.

585
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,400
And it doesn't matter how much
you look at yourself and go, but

586
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,680
I just love him.
I just love you can care for him

587
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,600
all you want.
I care for my kids in my class

588
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:24,520
so much, and I care for my data
in terms of how they've improved

589
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,480
a lot.
And it can be frustrating when

590
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,240
you know they can do something
and they don't do it.

591
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,360
Yeah, but it doesn't matter
because you know what is more

592
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,080
important?
You know they can do it.

593
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,040
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.

594
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,240
That's the important thing.
What?

595
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,120
Usually you smile and you go.
You give me a little bit of

596
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,280
reassurance.
If you want to do that.

597
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,560
Keep going, mate.
Well done.

598
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,360
Yeah, let them crack on with it.
You got it wrong if it doesn't

599
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,200
matter like we say it does,
right, you should not be

600
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,160
cheating.
It's it's just an oxymoron.

601
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,520
This is what I mean about this
is just you're just cheating.

602
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,320
It's wrong.
You can't say to the kids.

603
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,440
Kids, don't worry.
It doesn't matter.

604
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,120
This thing doesn't matter.
And that girl looks nervous that

605
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,480
you said doesn't matter to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

606
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,720
The test comes along you notice
she got it wrong and then she

607
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,160
sees her teacher come up and go
tap, tap.

608
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,760
Check that out Well, sorry,
she's looking.

609
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,120
It just said it didn't matter
Well, it matters, though, so can

610
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,400
you change it, please?
I'm not worried now it.

611
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,000
Matters enough, because I know
you can do this one, love.

612
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,320
Exactly.
So it's just what I'm saying is

613
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,600
like it be the person you want
to be in that situation.

614
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,320
It's hard when you've got top
down pressure.

615
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,000
I've literally heard of actual
head teachers going around

616
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,080
during tests and tapping things
in schools that I've not worked

617
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,120
in.
But I've heard of this from

618
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,960
people who work in the school
where they've seen this happen.

619
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,040
Tap, tap tap.
Telling the kids to change their

620
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,520
answer.
Pure and simple cheating.

621
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,240
So they get headline data at the
end that looks better for them

622
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,880
and they can wallow in it.
It's personal game.

623
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,400
It's selfish.
It goes against everything you

624
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,920
tell the kids about how it
doesn't matter.

625
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,840
You're doing it for your own
reasons.

626
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,440
Don't do it.
What I always think as well that

627
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,000
helps me with that sort of stuff
have done for years and any

628
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,520
other teachers that are
thinking, oh, but the pressure's

629
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,400
there and it makes me want to do
it, but I don't want to do it

630
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,280
because I know it's the wrong
thing.

631
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,360
It is the wrong thing, Don't do
it.

632
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:56,840
And just know this tests account
for silly mistakes like, yeah,

633
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,480
like the pass mark, the pass
mark accounts for that because

634
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,520
it was taken with real people.
So obviously, like the whoever

635
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,680
the sample cohort that are doing
these tests are, they're not all

636
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,240
robots.
And we're getting exactly what

637
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,000
they know right and exactly what
they don't know wrong.

638
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,680
They were making silly mistakes
as well.

639
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,760
So it's accounted for in the
like in the reflection of the

640
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,960
past data.
And and and it gives me a bit of

641
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,560
solace to think that I'm like,
yeah, you know, if I do notice

642
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,200
as a kid make a mistake, I'm
like, yeah, everyone makes

643
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,480
mistakes.
I make mistakes on the board in

644
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,880
front of the kids and then
correct it.

645
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,520
But in a test, if I made that
mistake tough, yeah, I got it

646
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,800
wrong.
Yeah, that's a great point.

647
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,520
Because if you look at the
amount of marks you need to pass

648
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,760
English for example, yes, that's
reading paper, it's half.

649
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,360
Yeah, it's like 2520.
Six, one year it was 24.

650
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,680
So I think 2023 it was 24 out of
50.

651
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,840
Last year it was 27 out of 50.
It hovers around half and, and

652
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,400
that you're absolutely right
because what it means is there's

653
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,320
a bunch of hard questions in
there you'd get wrong because

654
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,320
you're not great at depth and
there's a bunch of questions you

655
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,800
can get wrong because you've
made a little mistake.

656
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,360
It is absolutely accounted for.
There's such a good way of

657
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,280
looking at it.
And if you maximised all the

658
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,640
mistakes, and if, if it was just
a case of I'm the teacher, I

659
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,200
know they can do this, then you
might as well not do the tests.

660
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,040
Tests are literally built in
with that.

661
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,800
Like that's the whole point of a
test is to see what they can do

662
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,680
on their own.
Yeah.

663
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,720
If it's just to see what they
can literally do, we wouldn't

664
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,720
have a test.
Yeah.

665
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,760
So yeah, it's cooked into the
actual test itself of what the

666
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,400
test is.
And we can have a separate

667
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,240
conversation about whether
that's good or not, but that is

668
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,960
what the situation is.
So just let them crack on with

669
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,120
it.
My last question to you on on

670
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,560
this whole line of thought here,
right is OK then.

671
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,560
So why does it happen so much?
Because I don't think the answer

672
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,480
is that, that there's loads of
teachers that went into this

673
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,360
career and they they're doing
the wrong thing because they

674
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,400
want, they just want to boost
their own data.

675
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,640
I've like they're not, there's
not.

676
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,800
I don't think there's that many
bad teachers.

677
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,240
What do you think about that?
I agree with that.

678
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,120
I think a lot of people are
doing it because they really

679
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,640
care for the kids and they want
the kids to show the best that

680
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,000
they can do.
I've heard of teaching

681
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,920
assistants before who've helped
during tests and they've gone,

682
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,640
oh, I just had to help him.
I just had to help him because I

683
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,680
know I did it with him the other
weekend group and I know he can

684
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,960
do it and he got it wrong.
Isn't that unfair?

685
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,600
And I have to be like, you're
wrong, Like you're wrong in that

686
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,600
it, it doesn't matter.
Like you're right in that he can

687
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,320
do it.
You're correct in saying that

688
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,640
it's frustrating.
All of that's correct, but the

689
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,560
light that he cannot go past
that line of them.

690
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,080
So you cheated.
You have to just be frustrated

691
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,720
and have the limitations of the
test.

692
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,240
Otherwise we just submit
coursework in primary school.

693
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,840
We just submit their English
book and say this is expected.

694
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,680
Here's their English book.
The point of a test includes

695
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,360
what they can recall on their
own.

696
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,120
And the fact of the matter is
that no matter how much you

697
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,640
think that child can do
apostrophes on their own, in the

698
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,000
test situation they couldn't.
And that's what the test is

699
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,120
designed to show.
And you can say that's not a

700
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,560
useful thing to know.
You can say that's not helpful

701
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,560
in the long term.
You can argue how it doesn't

702
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,520
matter.
That's all fine.

703
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,440
But that is what the test is
showing.

704
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,200
So don't then change the test
because what happens is the test

705
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,600
data gets boosted.
You're a school who maybe

706
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,120
cheesed it a bit and pushed it a
bit.

707
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,040
You're getting better data than
other schools.

708
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,520
You're riding the wave of that
success.

709
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,120
And then you're justifying why
tests are a good thing because

710
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,280
it's show your schools doing the
right thing.

711
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,880
No, if you want to actually get
solid data, be honest because

712
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,640
they're just children.
This isn't a business, it's not

713
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,360
as diverse as Tesco and who can
get the biggest profit share.

714
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,600
It's a school versus a school.
What?

715
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,840
Take out the verses.
What is this verses thing all

716
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,600
about?
Leave table?

717
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,120
It's just children we want to
help.

718
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,360
I want children in the school 2
roads away from my school to do

719
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,760
just as well as the children in
my school that I have currently

720
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,120
in front of me.
Because I don't care that they

721
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,600
come to this school with a badge
on.

722
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,080
I care that their children in
the next generation of our

723
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,400
society, I want them all to do
really well.

724
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,080
I'm not going to fight and cheat
to get my school up a bit.

725
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,160
I don't care.
I couldn't care less.

726
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,880
I just want kids to be better at
stuff.

727
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,920
And if you're better at stuff
because you did it fairly and

728
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,760
better than us, congratulations
to you.

729
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,040
We can share some good data and
you can tell me how why you did

730
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,720
that.
All we can just accept is their

731
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,600
family backgrounds and actually
we had a small impact.

732
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,960
Anyway.
All of this, all of this does

733
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,920
not mean we then go into a test
and cheat.

734
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,720
Nothing can convince me that
that's a sensible thing to do

735
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,720
for any reason.
It's nonsense.

736
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,600
It just feeds this idea that
tests are the most important

737
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,200
thing.
We spend all year telling people

738
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,600
how tests aren't important.
Most teachers don't like tests,

739
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,680
and then it comes to it and
we're like, oh gosh, yeah, boost

740
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,440
it, boost it, boost it.
That's going to feed into the

741
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,040
test culture and make people
want to keep it.

742
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,800
All for vanity metrics.
It's just nonsense.

743
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,360
I care about kids doing better
at things, and if I'm there at

744
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,040
the test going, I know you can
do apostrophes.

745
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,160
That's enough for me.
End of it.

746
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Now I care more about my kids
getting a better numbers than

747
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,720
those kids from Tunbridge.
Well, so I can show how my

748
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,560
disadvantaged background didn't
matter because I did.

749
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,720
So now you just faked it?
Yeah, just faked it.

750
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,120
Like you didn't have that much
impact.

751
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:28,720
Sorry mate.
Right.

752
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,560
So if we're going to be
consistent about this and be

753
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,120
professionals about it and be
above board, which a lot of

754
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,080
people are, I think people
listen to that conversation and

755
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,840
think, oh, this is right.
The vast majority of places are

756
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,520
doing it correctly, but a bigger
chunk than you might see and

757
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,800
kind of definitely fudge in
things.

758
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I I I'd almost go as far as

759
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,920
count of honestly just
disagreeing and saying I think

760
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,240
it's rife, maybe genuinely I I
my gut feeling.

761
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,360
That level of stuff is probably
really rife, yeah.

762
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,520
And if we get, because if we've
established that the line is you

763
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,480
just can't go over it at all.
You can't, you can't go over it

764
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,040
a little bit and be like, oh,
that's not so bad.

765
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,400
No, the line is the line.
It's rife because people are

766
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,760
always going over that, doing
that little thing.

767
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,640
People have always got schools
with the Tas that are doing

768
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,000
that.
But just your intentions are

769
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,480
good.
But they did.

770
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,600
They broke the rules though they
didn't realise.

771
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,160
There's a reason why every
school will know to a tee who's

772
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,800
hovering around the around the
line of expected or not.

773
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,720
The only reason they know that
was was what would be.

774
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,600
Why would you need the
information if you weren't going

775
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,760
to push the lines and
boundaries?

776
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,320
Yeah, Yeah.
Because when it comes to the

777
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,760
test, you'll know who's on the
boundary.

778
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,160
You'll have them all SAT
together and you as the teacher

779
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,080
will probably be more likely,
even if you think you're not to

780
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,440
be like to.
Be nearer to be nearer them,

781
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,560
just in case you need me as a
reader.

782
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,320
Yeah, come on, come on.
It happens.

783
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,480
It happens.
There we go, that's a good chat.

784
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,120
Yeah, that's a great chat.
I enjoyed that a lot.

785
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,400
And if you're doing sex this
week, all the best to you and

786
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,960
your children.
I hope they absolutely smash it.

787
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,000
Hope they're happy and I hope
that the rest of the year after

788
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,600
it is really nice as well.
Let's talk about face schools.

789
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,360
We'll play the Jingle and we'll
have a good chat about that as

790
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,560
well.
Bit of a bit of a switch up

791
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,000
there, isn't it?
That's the face schools.

792
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,400
Right, Dylan, this whole
section, is this because of your

793
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,320
background and the new Pope say
so, isn't it?

794
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,640
So there is a new Pope that's
been elected.

795
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,680
Elected.
They're elected.

796
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,120
Anointed I don't.
Know God picks them.

797
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,120
I don't know.
Anyway, I I went to a Catholic

798
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,920
school.
So we're going to talk about

799
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,360
faith schools in general and
their role in the country and

800
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,040
whether or not they should be
around because it's a big

801
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,080
question.
Yeah, it's bold.

802
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,760
I went to a Catholic school.
You went to a non religious of.

803
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,520
England School Church, Yeah.
Church of England, Yeah.

804
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,400
OK, right.
So we both went into interface

805
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,360
schools, even Catholic and
Church of England.

806
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,680
Yeah, I was gonna say they're
leagues apart.

807
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,080
Yeah.
Like, for example, there's a new

808
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,280
Pope, right.
So my old Catholic school, yeah,

809
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,320
I can imagine at the minute, the
groundskeepers going around the

810
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,360
schools, changing those framed
pictures of the Pope that are in

811
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360
every single room.
Yeah.

812
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,840
Because we had framed pictures
of the Pope in every single

813
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,400
room.
Yeah.

814
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,840
So you know what?
Catholicism is like the

815
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,560
ultimate.
Version of Christian that's very

816
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,000
different to I went to
assemblies and sung about Jesus.

817
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,720
Like honestly we went to the
church once or twice a year like

818
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,960
that.
Very different I think.

819
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,800
We went to church every week,
every week it was part of the

820
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,040
Friday timetable.
We went to church.

821
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,760
I can't believe that.
Yeah.

822
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,560
So we'll get we'll get into
those details, etcetera.

823
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,480
We'll dive into that.
But we've also worked in Church

824
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,240
of England schools.
We've worked in non religious

825
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,640
schools.
So we've got a good view.

826
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,720
I think about everything.
We've got a good experience

827
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,600
around it.
So let's dive into it.

828
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,800
I want to just give a bit of
background first about faith

829
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,040
schools.
So when we say a faith school in

830
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:17,200
general, we're talking about the
difference between a school that

831
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,240
is heavily influenced by
religion and may well be judged

832
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,600
by as well as Ofsted for their
education, like every single

833
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,760
school would be.
For example, a Church of England

834
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,240
school is judged by the diocese,
the local diocese who are in

835
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,680
charge of the church, who come
around and judge your school

836
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,320
based on how much they're
following the religious aspect

837
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,040
of how a school should.
Run give you a grading basically

838
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,200
on your on your religious.
Yeah.

839
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,440
So you get almost double, double
the amount of kind of scrutiny,

840
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,440
which is really interesting.
But in the UK there are around

841
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,240
7000 faith schools and the vast
majority of them are primary.

842
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,320
So a lot of people, I think, go
to a faith primary school and

843
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,480
like us, we went to a secondary
school that had nothing to do

844
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,920
with religion.
Sure. 98% of faith schools in

845
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,920
England are Christian.
Yep, makes sense that will.

846
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,320
Include Church of England and
Catholicism, etcetera.

847
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,280
And we have many other faith
schools in the UK, Judaism,

848
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,760
Islam, I think we even have some
Hindu and Sikh schools as well,

849
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,640
but they are very, very much in
the minority.

850
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,800
There's not many, no, there's
not many at all in the, in the

851
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,080
grand scheme of things.
And what I found really

852
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,320
interesting when doing a bit of
research about this was faith

853
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,560
schools in general are over
represented when it comes to

854
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,720
high Ofsted ratings.
So let's say for example, I'm

855
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,480
picking these plucking these
numbers that are thin air.

856
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,560
But what this essentially means
is if there are 10, let's say

857
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,280
1/3 of schools are faith schools
in the UK, which I think is

858
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,280
about right, it would mean that
way more than 1/3 of good or

859
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,280
outstanding schools.
Are faithful.

860
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,560
They're overly represented in in
those gradings.

861
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,640
Which which comes with lots of
questions about how you get into

862
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,120
those schools in the 1st place
is that segregation in a way

863
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,800
will come on to all these points
later on.

864
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,080
But I guess in general, Hayden,
maybe you could just go through

865
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,240
we, we have this system and like
everything in the UK where you

866
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,400
think that's, that's a bit odd,
isn't it?

867
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,960
Why do we have that?
Like it's rooted in history,

868
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,480
isn't it?
Yeah, it is quite a simple

869
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,600
history.
It's one of those things where

870
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,160
I'm like, I never really thought
about it.

871
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,080
It makes sense, doesn't it?
Yeah, it makes sense.

872
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,640
But basically, you know, a
couple, 100 years ago, education

873
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,600
in Britain was, was originally
driven by religious

874
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,400
institutions.
That's kind of how it got

875
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,600
standardised.
I guess in a in a way that's

876
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,160
always let's make education.
Religion was was the driving

877
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,080
force behind before that and
before the state got involved

878
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,280
and government had anything to
do with it.

879
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,440
Churches did provide most of the
schooling.

880
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,480
Obviously we've got the Church
of England, you know, and you

881
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,880
think back hundreds of years,
especially in the 18th and 19th

882
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,480
centuries.
So the Church of England and the

883
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,000
Roman Catholic Church were the
big boys.

884
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,720
They were the main players.
That's why no surprise.

885
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,640
A lot of schools like you went
to the government school.

886
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,800
I went to the Church of England
school and we both worked in

887
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,440
Church of England schools.
There's a lot of them.

888
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,760
It's embedded in the system,
isn't?

889
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,640
It Yeah, absolutely right.
So in the early 1800's, the

890
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,960
government began providing
funding to church schools.

891
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,720
So we can see this like merging
now states getting involved and

892
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,880
then in the late 1800s the
Education Act of 1871 be really

893
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,360
official introduced state funded
schooling.

894
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,400
So church schools still remained
prominent and was still the main

895
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,280
thing but the states getting
involved now of like of secular

896
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,480
schools so.
Yeah, Yeah.

897
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,120
What I'm really interesting
there is something just to

898
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,800
clarify, a lot of people might
be thinking they didn't know how

899
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,239
this worked.
Is the idea that schools were

900
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,080
around because of religion in
the 1st place and you know,

901
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,239
Christianity and then almost
after the government were like,

902
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,800
oh, we should probably, we
should probably educate our

903
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,159
masses, shouldn't we?
So it, it was already

904
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:30,920
established.
And that makes a lot more sense

905
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,960
why they exist still maybe
today, because that whole idea

906
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,480
of they were already there.
And then this they kind of

907
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,400
stepped in, funded it and then
started creating schools

908
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,760
themselves.
So there was another act we

909
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,000
looked up the 1944 Education
Act, and that kind of was the

910
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,320
final cementation, if that's a
word of states, faith schools in

911
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,679
the state system.
So loads of religious schools

912
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:56,600
were kind of integrated into the
whole system that we have today.

913
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,720
So what we see today is
children, you know, you might be

914
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,600
born in this local area in your
catchment area is this school,

915
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,400
Oh, it happens to be a religious
school as well.

916
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,000
So it might have some, some of
them don't have extra

917
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
stipulations to get in and they
can just accept you.

918
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,480
It doesn't matter what faith you
are, but it is a Christian

919
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,120
School or some of them do have
extra stipulation as well, which

920
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,520
we'll come on to is a very.
Common thing so this is

921
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,600
amalgamation, isn't it of like
of yeah, religious requirements

922
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,960
as well as it's, it's a state
funded school.

923
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,240
Sometimes I, I get confused
sometimes I'm like, well, who

924
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,320
controls this school?
There's a state school state

925
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,480
paying my salary.
But the but the Church of

926
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,120
England has like control over
me.

927
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,240
What how, why?
And it does get a bit confusing,

928
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,680
but you can see where the
history comes into play and how

929
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,360
we've got to the point.
Where and how the government at

930
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,560
some point had to be like, we
need to, you know, standardise

931
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,280
this.
We need to kind of OK, cool,

932
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,280
you've existed, you've ploughed
all that money into, we're going

933
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,840
to be grateful for that and
still have you in this bigger

934
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,320
system that we have.
So it is about 1/3 of state

935
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,200
funded schools are faith schools
that we talked about the

936
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,080
majority of Christian.
We have lots of other different

937
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,240
religions as.
Well, you know what?

938
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,000
Not as high as I thought when we
first.

939
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,840
Really.
I really, really expected that

940
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,520
to be more than half.
Really.

941
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,560
Yeah, I was quite shocked to.
See, I wonder what what

942
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,520
percentage of that in a primary
school?

943
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,080
Yeah, yeah.
Primary schools, yeah.

944
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,560
So I reckon obviously it's
probably above that in terms of

945
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,200
primary schools, because if you
list all the primary schools in

946
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,960
your area, I bet a big chunk of
them are Cav.

947
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,440
Well.
Not if I reckon, yeah.

948
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,240
How many, how many primary
schools start with St?

949
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Yeah, honestly, I know.
Like, literally.

950
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,560
Like, we work, we, we work at
1:00.

951
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,680
And it's like when you have to
try and Google your school.

952
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,720
Yeah, there's like, oh, there's,
there's seven others in the

953
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,320
country that want the exact same
name.

954
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,920
It's like just start with St
where you're doing anything.

955
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,880
It's like that's not narrowed it
down.

956
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,320
Yeah, no, that has not narrowed
it down.

957
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,960
You name a person and put St
before them.

958
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,640
There's a school somewhere,
there's a St.

959
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,240
There's a there's a St Bob
somewhere.

960
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,360
It's got St Hayden do.
You think maybe that's the only

961
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,080
one that doesn't?
Exist in a few 100 years.

962
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:48,840
I don't know but what I want to
dive into really is I guess how

963
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,720
we feel about this because my
gut instinct always when I

964
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:56,400
started off I was a young and
for complete clarity, I am an

965
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,880
atheist.
I don't have a religion.

966
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,040
And I saw this and I and I
thought, what?

967
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,840
That's ridiculous.
Why on earth is religion

968
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,440
involved whatsoever in the
schooling of our children?

969
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,240
And I think it's tempered over
the years.

970
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,160
It's lowered that kind of
outrage.

971
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,560
But I think I would say if I was
to design a system from the

972
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,520
ground up, I'd absolutely not
involve religion whatsoever in

973
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,120
education.
But knowing the history, I guess

974
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,600
I look at it and I go, that
makes sense now.

975
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,600
Do you reckon when you were that
age, whatever it was 21, what

976
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,040
have you said?
Do you reckon there were no pros

977
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,840
in your mind to religion and
state being combined?

978
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,280
Like would you if I'd asked you
then?

979
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,920
Do you think there are like pros
and cons of religious, like

980
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,920
religion being involved in
education, children?

981
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,560
Do you reckon you would have
been like no, religion should

982
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,800
not be involved or?
Do you I?

983
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,680
I would have said no, yeah.
But I I think because I'd be a

984
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,680
bit naive potentially.
What do you think now then?

985
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,320
I think there's OK.
I think there's positives to it

986
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,280
that you can, I don't think you
can argue against.

987
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,680
So, for example, the kind of
community and the cohesion

988
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,480
around it.
And I would say even to a

989
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,920
degree, the discipline and the
servitude that comes from being

990
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,880
in a Catholic school.
So I was in a Catholic school

991
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,320
and the literal, the the saying
of the school was something, it

992
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,240
ended in serviam, right, Which
is a Latin.

993
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,800
It means I will serve, serve.
Yeah.

994
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,320
So it did.
It really did instil in me this

995
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,880
idea of serving other people and
I think for society and for

996
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,680
honestly like the the community
as a whole and your own mental

997
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,320
health, this idea that you give
to others.

998
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,240
If everyone had the attitude,
it's a net positive.

999
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,440
It's.
Interesting that you say this

1000
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,280
because knowing you as an
outsider is your brain, I would

1001
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,720
say that is you.
I do feel like you have and

1002
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,480
association and, and like hold a
great value in this idea of

1003
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,160
service.
Yeah.

1004
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,200
And it's interesting now to me,
like to realise that.

1005
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,400
Oh, that's obviously where that
came from.

1006
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,480
Right.
Because I've always thought that

1007
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,760
about, you've always mentioned
that disproportionately to other

1008
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,280
things like values.
You've always been like service,

1009
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,000
like we should serve each other.
Yeah.

1010
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,360
That's, that's just so funny to
think that you, you're not a

1011
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,680
Catholic.
Like you've not taken away from

1012
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,560
that school.
I'm a Catholic now.

1013
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,240
But you have taken away that
value, which is, you could argue

1014
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,640
objectively, a good value to
have in a community that needs

1015
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,160
to exist and function.
So this is where today I think

1016
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,960
I'd, I'd like to maybe talk more
about these positives now,

1017
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,360
because I think I've moved a
little bit.

1018
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,840
I don't think you can argue
against that whatsoever.

1019
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,280
I think it's very clear that the
these values that you can instil

1020
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,160
in these religious kind of ways
of going about life.

1021
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,240
I think those ones, if you want
to cherry pick, you can say that

1022
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,480
that's positive, right?
I would still say in general you

1023
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,120
can instil these values without
the religious aspect of it

1024
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,120
because for two reasons.
Number one, I'm I'm not

1025
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,560
religious and I still have this
idea of service because I think

1026
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,360
it's good for society, not
because God told me to in a

1027
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,440
book.
And the other side of it is I

1028
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:56,280
also then I don't think a lot
there's a, there's a whole chunk

1029
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,280
of the religion that's saying
Catholicism that I fundamentally

1030
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,320
disagree with.
So I, you know, I don't want to

1031
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,400
cherry.
Pick so if that's part of the

1032
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,840
package you're saying well, if I
have to have the whole package,

1033
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,360
I still probably think it's a
net loss, right.

1034
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,600
Exactly.
Yeah, one of the big things to

1035
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,440
me is very much what you just
said is I've spoken to parents

1036
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,840
over the years who have
literally said to me, I want my

1037
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,520
kid to go to this school and not
that school.

1038
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,200
They're they're not religious.
By the way, it's important

1039
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,560
context.
Parents are not religious.

1040
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,920
I want my kid to go to this
religious school because they

1041
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,720
literally just instil better
values.

1042
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,920
The Christian values that they
teach there are just good

1043
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,080
values.
And I just want my kid to have

1044
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,560
those values growing up, not
because I'm religious or because

1045
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,880
I even care if they're religious
or not.

1046
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,200
And that always challenged me
because I had a very similar

1047
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,640
mindset to you.
There's no surprise.

1048
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,200
We've become such good friends.
We have very similar like paths

1049
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,920
through path through life.
And I was very much the same.

1050
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,160
And that really did challenge my
notion of sort of religious

1051
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,000
schools, which is non religious
parents are choosing to send

1052
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,680
their kids there when they've
got an option that where they

1053
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,320
don't, they don't have, you
know, it's not a religious

1054
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:52,960
school.
Right.

1055
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,560
So there's the, the point I
think that we've got as growing

1056
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,520
up is as a parent choosing where
your child goes to school, there

1057
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,080
is way more to take into account
than simply if it's a faith

1058
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,840
school or not.
Yeah, I think that can be part

1059
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,080
of it and it should be part of
it.

1060
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,040
But if like even coming onto
another aspect of arguments that

1061
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,080
I've heard for why faith schools
are still around, Yeah.

1062
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,240
Is that whole idea we talked
about earlier of they get

1063
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,000
disproportionately better Ofsted
reviews?

1064
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,720
Yeah, Yeah, they get
disproportionately better

1065
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:22,400
academic outcomes.
So again, personally, is that

1066
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,360
the be on end all for me?
Potentially not, I would say,

1067
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,680
because I think it's a whole
package.

1068
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,840
You'd have to look at it.
But for a lot of parents, how

1069
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,400
can you argue against that?
Yeah, of course.

1070
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,680
How can you say?
If you look at school, I know

1071
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,960
friends who have ammed an ARD
because they're very similar to

1072
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,600
us, where religion and the
doctrines that come with it,

1073
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,040
especially Christianity.
Having grown up in a Catholic

1074
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,880
school for me and a family
that's very Christian, my, my,

1075
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,440
my mum's Christian, my, my
granddad's very religious.

1076
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,320
I haven't grown up in that
aspect.

1077
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,040
It's, it's a big part of my life
to choose not to.

1078
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,680
So when I, when I'm looking at
this, I understand that for me

1079
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,080
it's massively skewed.
And for the, but for the average

1080
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,800
Joe, they can probably say, oh,
look, I don't agree with that.

1081
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,480
But if my, if my kids going to
make better progress and make

1082
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,080
better friends and have and be
in a well behaved like society

1083
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,320
because they're going to this
school and the environment's

1084
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,720
better for them, obviously it's
better.

1085
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,600
And I've got friends who are in
that boat right now who I know

1086
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,840
are going to choose to send
their child to a Catholic school

1087
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,200
because the outcomes are better.
And if we're saying, well, some

1088
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,160
schools are better than others,
right?

1089
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,520
That's just the fact the best
school in their area is a

1090
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:31,080
Catholic school.
So he's he's he's not willing to

1091
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,800
say, well, I disagree with the
fact there's a religious school

1092
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,840
because Catholic schools can be
quite indoctrinating in terms of

1093
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,360
this is what happened and this
is the way it is and etcetera.

1094
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:43,120
He's willing to forego that and
just teach that to his child as

1095
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:43,680
well.
That's a choice.

1096
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,240
Don't worry about that, because
everything else is going to

1097
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,160
overcome it.
Because clearly some children

1098
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,840
don't get indoctrinated.
You didn't, right?

1099
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,920
So clearly there is an option
there where a parent might be.

1100
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,000
So I don't really want my child
to be indoctrinated into this,

1101
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,960
but they are going to make the
best academic progress there.

1102
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,400
And I care more about that.
And I can.

1103
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,840
Yeah, I get that.
I think for me personally, I'd

1104
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,720
really struggle.
In fact, I wouldn't struggle

1105
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,720
because I wouldn't, I wouldn't
do it.

1106
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,560
In all honesty.
I think it comes down to

1107
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,280
personal choice, doesn't it?
At this point, it's like I

1108
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,760
wouldn't want to take the risk
of my child being indoctrinated

1109
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,720
into a religion by other people,
by anyone, in fact, including

1110
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,760
me.
That sounds really, that sounds

1111
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,480
really like controlling.
I don't want them to risk my

1112
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,760
child being indoctrinated into a
religion when they're at that

1113
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,840
age where they can't make up
their own minds like they're

1114
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,240
they're just a sponge.
Your brain's a sponge.

1115
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,520
I wouldn't want to take that
risk.

1116
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,880
Even if they get better academic
results, yeah, they might get a

1117
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,480
better maths grade, but now
they've been indoctrinated into

1118
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,000
a religion.
I'd be like, that's, that's a

1119
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,040
huge net loss.
That's so much more of a net.

1120
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,120
Loss So would it be different to
you then, for example, I'm

1121
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,720
thinking now of my experience
with Catholic schools and Church

1122
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,400
of England schools.
Is there a difference in your

1123
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,080
mind then about how the school
go about it?

1124
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,920
So for example, the fact it's a
religious school on its own, is

1125
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,520
that still to you enough of an
issue where it outweighs

1126
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,360
everything else or the positives
we're talking about here in

1127
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,160
general?
And you know, we, I've, I've

1128
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,680
seen schools before who are
Church of England, for example,

1129
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,040
who honestly might as well not
be in terms of like, it's

1130
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,480
literally such a, a small part
of how they go about their day.

1131
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,440
And they just say, isn't this a
good value to have?

1132
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,240
And Jesus had this value in this
religion that we read from this

1133
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,680
extract.
Get on with your day.

1134
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,560
Like so is, is there again a
line here where you're like, OK,

1135
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,160
Catholic school to go to church.
I used to take Mass every

1136
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,840
Friday.
I'd eat the bread of Christ

1137
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,920
being told it's his body, right?
I'd, I would be told that that

1138
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,480
is the body of Christ and that
Noah's ark happened.

1139
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,120
And, and that's very different
to Jesus said help each other go

1140
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,480
under your maths.
Yeah, absolutely.

1141
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,240
I'd send my kids to Church of
England school without even

1142
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,720
thinking about it, right,
Because to me it's just, it's

1143
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,200
just so timid.
It's so tame on the in the lines

1144
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,760
of indoctrination.
Catholic schools to me are a big

1145
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,800
no because I'm like, they are,
they're just, they are just

1146
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,200
indoctrination.
I don't like people can have

1147
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,560
their opinions and that's just
my opinion.

1148
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,920
They.
Are and for some families that

1149
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,880
might they they choose to do
that yeah because they want a

1150
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,280
Catholic family I want yeah
that's all my opinion but then

1151
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,560
but but OK there's taking a step
back a little bit because

1152
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,120
indoctrination has very heavy.
I'm saying it's a.

1153
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,560
I know you are, I know you are,
but, but there might be a family

1154
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,280
who is a Catholic family.
And again, whether we think it's

1155
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,400
right or not to put put
something onto the children when

1156
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,840
they're just children, that
might be what they want to do to

1157
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,880
help raise their children.
And then they don't care and

1158
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,000
therefore they send them.
I guess my issue here is that

1159
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,320
that's fine and I don't have an
issue with that in terms of, OK,

1160
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,480
it's your child, OK, I might
disagree with it, but it's not

1161
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,240
illegal.
Do what you want to do.

1162
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,400
Where I have a bit of an issue
is when these faith schools that

1163
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,640
are saying this is what it is,
by the way, and aren't secular.

1164
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,280
Yeah.
Are funded by the taxpayer.

1165
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,040
I've got a problem.
Oh, that's interesting.

1166
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,920
I've got a problem.
They can exist.

1167
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,080
Happen.
Yeah, sure.

1168
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,880
Yeah.
But if you're being funded by

1169
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,800
the taxpayer, then it has to be
secular.

1170
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,120
Yeah, that, well, that's a big,
that's a big claim because that

1171
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,200
opens up everything then doesn't
because all, like all schools

1172
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,760
are funded by the taxpayer,
right.

1173
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,520
Yeah, so if you're a faith
school, you shouldn't.

1174
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,440
You're saying none of them could
be faith schools because they're

1175
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,480
all funded by the.
Taxpayer.

1176
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,720
No.
What I'm saying is it can

1177
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,760
because it's the law.
Yeah, but I sits oddly with me.

1178
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,160
Yeah.
Yeah.

1179
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,440
That anything funded by the
taxpayer isn't secular.

1180
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,000
I think church feel right.
Church and state should be

1181
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:03,880
separate.
Yeah.

1182
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:09,960
And I don't like the idea of
state money funding a school

1183
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,320
that is telling people that the
world was definitely created in

1184
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,000
seven days and this is a
religion you should follow, and

1185
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
you're eating the body of
Christ.

1186
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,280
And this is true and this is a
fact.

1187
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have a religion exist and

1188
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,720
believe whatever you want
because you're in a society

1189
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,920
where you should do that.
But when it's propped up by

1190
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,440
state funding, it's a bit like
what?

1191
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,280
That's a bit odd, isn't it?
It doesn't sit right with me.

1192
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,800
Yeah, I've never thought about
that, but that's I guess another

1193
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,520
one where it's really hard to
draw the line where I'm like,

1194
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,320
well.
Right, because it just would I

1195
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,200
care about a Church of English.
I mean, would you care about a

1196
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,640
Church of England mean school?
Because you're like, Oh no,

1197
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,600
because they're not doing I.
Guess I guess my point here

1198
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,400
would be like if you're funded
by the state, just take out the

1199
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,880
religion part.
Just take it out.

1200
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,960
But again, that wouldn't that
just be all the schools?

1201
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,520
No, because not all schools are
all right.

1202
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:56,080
So OK, So what I'm getting at is
my fundamental belief, which

1203
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,200
again, I think it's good.
It's good to have world views.

1204
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,480
Doesn't mean everything changes
for you straight away, but my

1205
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:04,760
fundamental world view is that
state and church should be

1206
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,200
separate.
So fundamentally I think faith

1207
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,120
schools should not exist in the
context of being funded by the

1208
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:10,760
state.
OK.

1209
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,160
So that's my fundamental view
that.

1210
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,120
Makes more sense to me.
I get that because I because I

1211
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,120
also, I also believe that
education and religion should

1212
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,480
not be entwined to the level
that they are.

1213
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,800
I don't think they should.
I don't think Church of England

1214
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,840
schools should honestly exist in
to the point where they could.

1215
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,520
They could reasonably, if they
want to have some sort of

1216
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,440
indoctrination process involved
where they are entwining their

1217
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,000
learning of maths and English
and other subjects with

1218
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,760
religion.
And I think Catholic schools are

1219
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,000
the easiest ones to pick on
because they do it so much more

1220
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,520
blatantly and obviously.
Right, Right.

1221
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,720
Sure.
And, and again, we've worked in

1222
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,400
and been in Catholic and Church
of England schools.

1223
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,600
I can't talk for the other faith
schools I've not been in no

1224
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,520
exactly.
But I, but I know 11 kind of

1225
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,240
criticism of them is the same
thing.

1226
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,240
It's like what we're saying of
Catholicism.

1227
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,640
It's the same idea of, well, you
are going there and being taught

1228
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,960
this thing as true, which isn't
necessarily true.

1229
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,160
It's very different to going to
school and being taught how to

1230
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,920
read and being taught they
should be separate.

1231
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,240
Come on, separate them out in
my.

1232
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,080
Opinion.
Whereas in Church of England

1233
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,080
schools generally it's it's it's
very liberal anyway.

1234
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,240
If anything it's over the last
decade even interested my time

1235
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:18,480
in teaching.
I feel like every sort of

1236
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,960
official thing I've seen from
the diocese where I've worked on

1237
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,640
Church of England school for
most of my career, it's every

1238
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,840
single time I see an iteration,
it's always a bit more like, you

1239
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,080
know what, Actually, we're just
more about encouraging children

1240
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,000
to learn about, we're actually
not going to shove it down their

1241
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,120
throats at all anymore.
And it's all about, OK, we might

1242
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,280
disproportionately teach them
about Christianity a little bit

1243
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,640
more, but we do teach them about
all of it.

1244
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,800
And, and at no point do we say
you have to believe this.

1245
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,680
Even things being introduced
like spirituality, Hinduism, not

1246
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,480
Hinduism, sorry, humanism, those
kind of things, like not just

1247
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,720
those traditional big six
religions we always talk about,

1248
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,240
but these ideas of like, you
know, actually what is the self

1249
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,800
and the meditation and things
like that.

1250
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,600
That's good.
I think that that's good to do

1251
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:59,240
and I think even in state
schools that you should have a a

1252
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,360
good solid religious education
policy because you're learning

1253
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,840
about society, you're learning
about people and you might be

1254
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,120
see yourself in there and that
is also fine.

1255
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:10,600
I just think there is just a
step we could take away from it

1256
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,120
being funded.
And I'd say that's probably the

1257
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,920
first criticism is that whole
public funding model.

1258
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,800
But there's a private aspect to
it.

1259
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,680
They can just choose to kind of
do this religious.

1260
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,800
Aspect, for sure.
One of my biggest regrets as a

1261
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,480
kid, like looking back on my
life, one of my biggest regrets

1262
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,400
is how naive I was to what
religious education was right.

1263
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,160
I had and I was, as you can
probably imagine, a very

1264
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,400
arrogant, stubborn kid.
But Can you imagine you?

1265
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,880
I had four.
Mr I've got a podcast and I

1266
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,440
didn't want to listen to anyone
elses thoughts.

1267
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,880
Wow.
I was, I had very strong views

1268
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,160
from a very young age and I felt
like.

1269
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,440
You watched a lot of Christopher
Hitchens on YouTube.

1270
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,640
Probably.
Probably.

1271
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,160
Yeah.
And I felt like a lot of the

1272
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,840
world was insane for not
thinking exactly how I thought.

1273
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,240
A classic kid, 14 year old
thinking is the best about

1274
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,560
everything.
And one of the things I did

1275
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,440
growing up was I did not take
Ari seriously.

1276
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,480
In fact, I got kicked out of Ari
when I was at secondary school.

1277
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,720
I actually got permanently
excluded from religious

1278
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,200
education.
Considering that's religious

1279
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,440
education, where a big part of
it is forgiveness, you must have

1280
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,720
really pushed it.
Yeah, I did.

1281
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,480
Because I was.
I can't think of a word that's

1282
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,040
not swearing.
I wasn't very nice because I had

1283
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,240
this belief.
The RE was designed to

1284
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,040
indoctrinate me and I hated
that.

1285
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,800
And I was like, how dare you
tell me what to believe And I

1286
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,760
believe what I want.
And it wasn't that at all.

1287
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,200
But I was so naive and caught up
in my own ego and everything

1288
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,400
you've.
Seen Richard Dawkins going off

1289
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,200
on one and you're like
literally.

1290
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,960
Yeah, it's embarrassing to the
point now, like I actually love

1291
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,400
teaching irony because it's not
remotely what I thought it was.

1292
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,120
And I feel like I'm doing my
time now when I when I teach

1293
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,880
kids now I'm actively thinking,
Christ, what do I need to do to

1294
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,560
not make them like I was because
something went wrong with my

1295
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,480
education where I thought that I
was being indoctrinated into

1296
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,400
religion and I completely
dismissed the whole subject.

1297
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,400
Yeah, So I constantly, probably
over the top now when I'm

1298
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,360
teaching our way to my kids, I'm
constantly referencing that I'm

1299
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,160
like, this is nothing to do with
my beliefs or your beliefs.

1300
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,720
This is other people.
And we're just learning about

1301
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,160
them because we exist with them.
Yeah, absolutely.

1302
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,840
We exist alongside them.
I'm never going to tell you what

1303
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,960
to think.
I'm never going to tell you what

1304
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,360
to believe.
Yeah.

1305
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,120
And that's it.
And that's.

1306
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,560
The way it should be, that is
the way it should be.

1307
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,920
And I guess thinking about, you
know, the bad parts, we talked

1308
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,440
about public funding, private,
you know, being almost like a

1309
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,800
private school, but with public
funding money and it going down

1310
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,840
that road.
You talked about there of like

1311
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,920
how you can be like, no, I'm
telling you this is true and how

1312
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,120
that can alienate people that I
think that's another negative.

1313
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,680
We can alienate people like you
RE whether you're in a state

1314
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,680
school that's funded and and
you're a church school or not,

1315
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,000
it doesn't matter.
RE can be a really powerful

1316
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,360
subject that's taught really
well.

1317
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,760
The issue becomes when it's told
this is true, this is like we're

1318
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,880
doing a science lesson on
chlorophyll and next lesson

1319
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,480
we're learning about how the
world was made in three days.

1320
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,080
Like these don't sit together.
You can't do evolution and

1321
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,640
creation as both fact.
So they just don't sit next to

1322
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,880
each other properly.
So just just separate it out.

1323
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,200
Still exist, still talk about it
so important.

1324
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,480
And and the other big thing that
just jumps to my mind, that

1325
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,600
every single person in this
country will know someone who's

1326
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,200
done this, who pretends to be
part of religion to get their

1327
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,440
kid into school.
Yeah.

1328
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,000
So we talked about earlier like
the closest school to you might

1329
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,440
be a Catholic school That's
really good.

1330
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,040
And you think, oh, I'm quids in.
And then you go to apply and

1331
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,920
like, are you, are you Catholic?
No.

1332
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,960
Oh, you've got to be Catholic to
come here.

1333
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,320
But I live around a corner.
This is my.

1334
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,440
This is just my school.
This is no, no, no, sorry.

1335
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,880
So it's OK, this is going to
sound ridiculous because there's

1336
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,600
been actual segregation before,
which is horrendous, But that if

1337
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,680
you look up what segregation is,
faith schools like that, that is

1338
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,520
segregation.
It's a big argument against it.

1339
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,720
Isn't it?
It's segregation.

1340
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,520
Oh, so I'm, I'm a, I'm a
taxpayer and I'm actually paying

1341
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,240
for your school to exist.
And I live right next to you.

1342
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,000
And we all agree that the whole
system of schooling is closest

1343
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,840
to you.
Can I come to this school?

1344
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,880
Are you a Catholic?
Well, no, but I've just

1345
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,040
explained why I should gain
entry because I've literally met

1346
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,280
all the requirements of the
state.

1347
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,320
Oh.
Sorry, you're going to have to

1348
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,280
come to evening sessions and get
your child baptised.

1349
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,760
What?
Can Yeah, What?

1350
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,800
And people fake it like it's the
same with Church of England.

1351
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,440
Like there are some Church of
England schools that have a

1352
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,920
requirement as well that you
visit church.

1353
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,440
It might not be as strict as
Catholic, but there are rules in

1354
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,480
place.
We have one near us.

1355
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,280
Like, we grew up with one near
us, didn't we?

1356
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,400
So I always have it in my mind
where you have to be actively

1357
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,760
going to church and be a be a
churchgoer.

1358
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,880
And everyone knows people fudge
and you have to be all pretend.

1359
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,440
Have to get signed from your
local church that you go to

1360
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,400
church and yeah, it's just
always, it's always fun.

1361
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,360
I there's no way 100% of the
families going to that that

1362
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,960
school that we've got in mind
are religious.

1363
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,480
If anything, probably less than
half.

1364
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,320
Like it's crazy.
If you look at the percentage of

1365
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,240
people who are actually
religious and the percent like

1366
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,720
in terms of Christianity, for
example, and the percentage of

1367
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,840
primary schools that are
Christian.

1368
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,720
There's a big gap, yeah.
It doesn't match up it.

1369
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,200
Doesn't match up, and it's not
just like magic that it does.

1370
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,280
That rule seems so archaic and
does not fit to me.

1371
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,960
It didn't fit to me 25 years ago
when I first thought about it.

1372
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,160
It was an extremely smart 7 year
old from these things.

1373
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,680
The thing about my podcast I was
going to do, it did.

1374
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,960
It's never fit in my whole
lifetime.

1375
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,560
I've always thought that seems
weird and like something we

1376
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,160
should probably get rid of
because that I've made.

1377
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,480
I don't live in the 1800s now,
so why are we doing that?

1378
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,240
Still around though.
So it's true, though I do think

1379
00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:59,040
that's a bit odd.
I think, yeah, in general that

1380
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,080
those kind of summarised the
arguments against which is the

1381
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,320
whole public funding faith
schools.

1382
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,320
But then faith schools turning
around to the public and saying,

1383
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,800
no, you can't come.
That's not equitable or fair.

1384
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,280
That's a bit strange.
And if if the justification for

1385
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,600
that is that in the 1800s you
started this school about the

1386
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,240
government, let's just move on
maybe from that a little bit.

1387
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,080
It is like segregation in that
respect, literally.

1388
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,000
And again, we talked about the
whole concerns in the curriculum

1389
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,560
creating children like you.
Heaven forbid God, I don't want

1390
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,920
to do that again.
But you don't.

1391
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,400
But creating, creating people
like you?

1392
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,440
The outlook comes solely from
that kind of idea of we're going

1393
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,960
to create people and
indoctrinate them into

1394
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,320
restriction.
This is exactly what it is, by

1395
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,120
the way, because I'm teaching
you in a school or and then they

1396
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,080
believe it all the same children
go, what are you talking about?

1397
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,000
I remember being in year 2 and
I'm not exaggerating right now.

1398
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,280
I promise you this is one of my
first memories.

1399
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,520
Maybe it was year two.
OK, bad memory.

1400
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,160
I don't know when it was
exactly, but I was in I was in

1401
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,400
Infant School.
Yeah, so and and I was being

1402
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,640
read the story of Noah's Ark and
my teacher said this is this

1403
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,760
happened, This is true.
And I remember clear as day

1404
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,720
going that's impossible.
But I just remember thinking,

1405
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,040
no, it's not.
And being annoyed at her and

1406
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,560
being like, are you like, even
at that age being like you like

1407
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,600
if you've met a year 2, you
could.

1408
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,360
Probably.
Hang on a minute.

1409
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,920
You just taught me maths, which
I know is true.

1410
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,960
You just taught me this.
You taught me to write and now

1411
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,560
you're telling me this like it's
the same thing.

1412
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,640
But hang on a minute, there's a
lot of.

1413
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,200
Kids there who'll be going like,
oh the Great fire of London

1414
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,120
learnt all about that, That must
have been amazing when it

1415
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,600
happened.
Oh Jesus, walked on water, well

1416
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,280
learnt all about that.
That must have been amazing when

1417
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,200
that happened.
And then it's just not the same.

1418
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:28,640
You might believe in that, but
it's not the same.

1419
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,600
Yeah, it's a it's a faith and
it's history.

1420
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,080
Just separate them.
That's.

1421
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,680
And that day you went home and
went, oh, thank God, the Easter

1422
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,960
Bunny's been there.
I've got to start these other.

1423
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,760
Things, Yeah, I, I again, I was,
it's, I, I've said this a

1424
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,040
million times.
I don't like that either.

1425
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,120
I know you said I don't and I'm
going to do it because it's

1426
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,360
magical and all that kind of
stuff.

1427
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,640
But, you know, eventually I do
sit them down and say the Easter

1428
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,920
Bunny is something I made-up.
Yeah.

1429
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,680
These church schools aren't
sitting the kids down in year 6

1430
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,160
and saying, oh, by the way, you
can choose what you want to do.

1431
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,000
I'm not even joking, but they're
like, can you save these?

1432
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,840
Because we need numbers.
It wouldn't be indoctrination if

1433
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,480
you give them a choice at the
end really, would it?

1434
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,760
It would just be.
I just teach them as if it's

1435
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,960
true.
So I guess let's wrap this up a

1436
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,680
little bit with some final
thoughts.

1437
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,920
The big questions here are, in
my fundamental view, that

1438
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,760
education should be completely
secular.

1439
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,480
Yeah.
You know, should we move towards

1440
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,240
that?
It's it's honestly if if I'm

1441
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,680
looking at education as a whole,
don't bother with that right

1442
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,560
now.
It's not top of the agenda.

1443
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,320
No.
I can be idealistic all I want,

1444
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,760
and that is what I believe.
But come on.

1445
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,920
Like, no, don't.
Can you fix schools first?

1446
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,120
Yeah, I think that's a very
mature answer to that and not an

1447
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,880
answer I would have given again
complete years ago.

1448
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,200
I would have been like, this is
the top priority because it it

1449
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,680
hits me raw and emotional
because I didn't enjoy it.

1450
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,320
Really realistically, yeah, if
you actually look at it, they're

1451
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,400
not doing that a good a job
because really, like really,

1452
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,920
really faith, people of faith is
reducing in numbers constantly

1453
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
over time.
So clearly it's not, you know,

1454
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,000
it's not like some well oiled
machine of we're we're sat in a

1455
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,640
country full of Catholics and
and Christians.

1456
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,480
We're not Rab really.
So it's not doing that.

1457
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,960
I'm not that worried about it.
But I do fundamentally think

1458
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,160
that teaching kids maths,
English and geography when their

1459
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,640
brains are sponges and the whole
point of that relationship is

1460
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,360
you're a fond of knowledge and
trust.

1461
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,040
I don't think we should then
just sprinkle in Oh, and this

1462
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,960
thing, by the way, which could
like, it's a, it's a, it's a

1463
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,640
belief system.
Yeah, it could be any faith,

1464
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,920
insert any faith and put it
with, with all those things that

1465
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,520
are just objective truth about
education.

1466
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,960
In fact, I'm like, that doesn't
sit right with me though.

1467
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,480
So ultimately, long term, if I,
if I could skip 100 years, I

1468
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,920
would like to see that when
maybe in a state where a fine

1469
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,160
religious schools might still
exist, but they're, they're self

1470
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,960
funded by by the faith
themselves and parents can

1471
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,080
choose to send the kids there.
And we have an entire state

1472
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,920
system where it's like the only
purpose of this is to educate

1473
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,120
them in the subjects that we all
agree on.

1474
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,520
Including religious education.
Including religious education.

1475
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,240
But we are not here to tell
children what to believe.

1476
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,800
Yeah, I guess that's get that's
the more realistic next step.

1477
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,720
Like we're always trying to
think of a solution here.

1478
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,680
Like we don't just sit and moan.
It's not realistic to change

1479
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,240
that overnight.
What we said about there being

1480
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,800
in faith schools or not, and
that's fine.

1481
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,720
But what we can change is the
attitude.

1482
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,520
What we can change overnight is
actually just a straight up rule

1483
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,520
where you're closer to that
school, you get into that

1484
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,640
school.
Yeah, it's already a bad system

1485
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,720
with the post code lottery in
terms of that's why house prices

1486
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,840
got their better scores.
That's already broken.

1487
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,320
But adding this extra layer of
is your child baptised?

1488
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,080
Yeah.
No, I didn't pour holy water on

1489
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,920
my kids head.
Can they come and learn some

1490
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,240
math please?
Yeah, but the idea that's that

1491
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,720
is just crazy to me.
That, I think is something we

1492
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,760
could move quickly into just
taking away, like just go to a

1493
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,360
school.
Especially when teachers at

1494
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,120
Catholic schools don't always
even need to be a Catholic

1495
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,680
themselves.
So it's like you're literally

1496
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,120
saying that maths teacher in
there who I know is not a

1497
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,240
Catholic.
Can I can my kid please be

1498
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,800
taught by them?
No because your kid needs to be

1499
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,640
a Catholic.
It's just so like what is this

1500
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,480
barrier?
Why is this hurdle here?

1501
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,840
So, so I think the the ultimate
goal here is that really

1502
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,160
schools, a lot of schools can
still modernise a bit more.

1503
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,800
Britain is so multicultural and
it has so many benefits that we

1504
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,760
can lean into that a bit more.
I think the idea of face

1505
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,240
schooling schools existing, a
lot of people might be like, oh,

1506
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,040
it's historical, it's what we
have in our country.

1507
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,960
Do you know what?
That's not important to me, but

1508
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,440
I fine.
But you know, this is what we

1509
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,200
can do.
What we can do is make sure a

1510
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,440
child goes through school
knowing that they have autonomy

1511
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,360
to believe what they like in
this respect and that eventually

1512
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,160
they'll choose that themselves.
That's what I want for us as a

1513
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,200
teacher.
I don't want to do anything

1514
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,440
other than empower the child to
understand that how the world

1515
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,680
is, what it involves, and that
they're ultimately in charge of

1516
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,320
what they believe.
Yeah, that's what I care about.

1517
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,440
I'll leave because I agree with
everything, so I'll leave it on

1518
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,640
this point.
I I think it's funny how public

1519
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:36,400
are so quick to jump on it as or
new stories of teachers if

1520
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,680
they've bought remotely their
own political ideas into school.

1521
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,160
Right?
You should, you should be

1522
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,040
objective.
You're a teacher.

1523
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,640
You're here to teach the
curriculum in the same breath,

1524
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,400
completely fine with Catholic
schools and this thing.

1525
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,680
It doesn't make sense to me.
How dare you, How dare you teach

1526
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,000
my child about these political
views.

1527
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,960
You are slightly more biassed
towards Labour when you're

1528
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,920
teaching this.
You shouldn't be instilling my

1529
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:55,680
child.
Any opinions?

1530
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,840
That's my job.
But also, did you do the

1531
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,560
lunchtime prayer?
Yeah.

1532
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,040
Did you do the lunchtime prayer
though?

1533
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,920
And did you go to Mass?
Okay, which one do you believe?

1534
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,840
Do you believe that schools
should be objective and and

1535
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,920
removed from all other things
and teachers should just be

1536
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,040
teaching a curriculum that we've
all agreed on and that's their

1537
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,880
only role?
Or do you just actually want

1538
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,080
schools to do the precisely the
thing that you believe in?

1539
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,520
Because they're very, very
different things.

1540
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,560
You've ever got one opinion or
you're honest?

1541
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,280
It's irrelevant, really.
Yeah, absolutely.

1542
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,800
I completely agree.
Those people really do just

1543
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,200
cherry pick what they want the
teacher to personally believe.

1544
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,320
Yeah.
And put on to their.

1545
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,640
Kids, my teacher was teaching
all about LGBT at school.

1546
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,400
Yeah yeah, good.
Okay, great.

1547
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,760
They should be fired.
Yeah, brilliant.

1548
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,240
Okay, fantastic.
Catholic school as well.

1549
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,560
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.

1550
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,480
The body of Christ.
Yeah, yeah.

1551
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,000
They can only be indoctrinated
into this way, not that way.

1552
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,840
And if we were to think about
some of their views on LGBTQ

1553
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,520
from the Catholic faith, let's
just leave that there, shall we?

1554
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,560
Maybe one of the reasons why we
think it might not be the

1555
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,120
greatest thing.
Look, people can believe what

1556
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,400
they want, but as soon as it's
in the public space.

1557
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:56,760
Come on.
Yeah.

1558
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,040
It's not objective anymore.
People.

1559
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,600
People mask it as objectivity.
It's not.

1560
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,640
It's everyone's just got their
personal opinions and absolutely

1561
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,240
want to make it their own thing.
It shouldn't be.

1562
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,480
It should be objective.
Absolutely.

1563
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:05,640
Right.
We'll finish there.

1564
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,240
Shall we?
Yeah.

1565
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,240
Do you think we'll get
cancelled?

1566
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,880
By the Pope.
Yeah mate, first thing he does

1567
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,200
he comes in on the balcony.
Hello, we have a new Pope.

1568
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,680
Teach thee repeat your cancelled
and.

1569
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,280
I can't work in cabinet schools.
Bye.