Feb. 16, 2025

Ep 100: How We Would Lead A School: Planning, Marking, Play & Wellbeing

Ep 100: How We Would Lead A School: Planning, Marking, Play & Wellbeing
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We have reached 100 episodes!

We look back at our favourite parts of the podcast (including one of the most genuinely funny moments of our lives...), talk about some key shocking figures from teaching and then dive into how we would lead a school if given the chance.

Thank you so much for joining us and here's to the next 200!

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Hello everyone, and welcome back
to the 100th episode of THC

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Repeat.
My name is Dylan.

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My name is Hayden.
Can you believe this is episode

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100?
Genuinely.

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Honestly, absolutely not.
What you gonna say?

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Yes, I can.
Yes I can because I have been

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counting it's sequential.
That is logic.

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It's been in our minds for a
while though, hasn't it?

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It has been like, not lingering,
I suppose is the wrong word.

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But do you know when like,
you're in your 20s and you

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slowly creep towards 30, that's
coming, that's coming, that's

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coming, hundreds coming.
And we're like, what can we do

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for 100 from like another
episode, I suppose.

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Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of this big climate

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that's coming up, and we're
like, oh, hang on, it is just

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another episode.
Yeah, at 200 we'll do some crazy

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special one, of course. 1000
actually 1000 multiples of 10.

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Yeah, OK, Fair enough.
Yeah, what we didn't.

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Do for the millionth episode I.
Don't know, probably much of the

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same.
Yeah, I guess just talk about

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what annoys us I suppose.
Anyway, it's half term.

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I don't know where where you are
if it's half term if you're

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international, but in the UK for
most people right now it is half

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term.
I hope you're having a great

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half term.
I hope you are listening to

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this, doing something relaxing,
maybe not driving to work, but

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maybe you're just sat thinking
about work.

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Driving to somewhere nice.
Yeah.

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I mean, but that's that, that
would be nicer, wouldn't it?

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So in terms of half term,
Hayden, we know teachers know

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there's always a bit of work to
do in half term.

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So let's just don't think about
that too much.

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But what what I've been really
on my mind, especially with you

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knowing you're in year 6, is you
get to half term.

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It's probably like a nice break,
but it's kind of the moment in

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time halfway through the year
now where in general as a

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teacher, the idea of OK, well,
my kids really need to be

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showing the progress at this
point.

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Yeah, probably getting that
pressure from the top down to be

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like, OK, well, you know, we are
at the business end now.

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So I'll be showing that we're
doing really well.

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And I just thought of you like
if I think that in Year 4,

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what's Year 6 like at the
minute?

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Well, it's even closer, isn't
it?

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Because the SAT obviously isn't
at the very end of the year.

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It's not even that far away now.
It is, this is like the start of

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SAT, SAT, SAT, SAT day-to-day to
day.

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I mean, it's already started.
Really.

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We had, you know, we had a test
week a couple of weeks ago and

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it's all of it, everything,
everything is so data obsessed.

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Like, you know, where are the
kids?

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Where are the kids?
Are they making enough progress?

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Who's not making progress?
What can we do to make sure they

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make progress?
I was saying as if it's a bad

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thing.
That's not a bad thing.

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Yeah, it's our jobs, but it is a
little bit obsessive.

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I.
Yeah, when it's down to like a

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SAT paper, it's you know, we
talked about disillusionment and

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simplicity in episode recently.
Do you feel like this

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data-driven chat?
Yeah.

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Is it really, really useful?
Like genuinely is it, is it too

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much?
Is it?

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Do you understand it and you
think actually it's fine, It is

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what it is?
Where do you sit with?

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It look I I've always had the
same opinion and it didn't

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change when I'm in TA 6.
I think most schools including

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ours and they know this because
I speak they say all the time at

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our school.
I think we are way too obsessive

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with doing like Sats doing mock
Sats, doing exams all the time.

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I think we have too many
assessment points.

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I very rarely learn anything
from the assessments that I

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don't really already know or
probably couldn't pick up from

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my formative assessments, like
my little weekly things, little

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things I'm doing all the time.
And I just find I've always had

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the opinion that when you do
like a whole like, oh, it's a,

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it's a test week.
And that's in any year group.

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I'm always like, OK, that's
another week of learning.

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They're not going to do because
you're not really doing.

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You're like, you know what we
said in the last episode?

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You're just measuring.
And I think there is a point

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where you can measure too many
times and actually you're just

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taking away now lessons.
So I do get a little bit

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stressed without Year 6 because
everything gets shunted anyway

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because that's in Term 5.
So yeah, after doing, you know,

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the third assessment week, ask
me this question again because

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I'll be thinking, Oh my God,
like, I just want to teach the

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kids some stuff.
We did an assessment week.

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It feels like yesterday, you
know?

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Is there an argument for it's
good for the kids to practise

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actual tests in the format that
they'll be giving them as many

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times as possible?
100%, but not as many times as

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possible.
I think once or twice.

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Once or twice is enough.
Like, come on.

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It's exactly.
Do you know what all the papers

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they did another year gives are
probably designed to look

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something like what a SAT paper
looks like.

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Then it's not completely
unfamiliar.

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Yeah, I don't need it.
Do you find at this point in the

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year way through?
Like this is where I start to

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see more tangibly the progress
that the kids are making.

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And this is where like the best
parts of teaching kind of start

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to shine through.
And I think turn 5 and 6, it

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like almost accelerates way
more.

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But now I start to see the
points where I'm like, oh, do

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you know what?
Actually, if I flick back to

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your book at the start of the
year in English, let's say, and

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I look at your writing and now I
look at it, now I can see where

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you've improved.
I can, I can see what you've got

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better AT.
And I'm not talking about tests

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anymore or data points.
I'm literally just talking about

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the human beings in front of you
in the class.

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There'll be some children who
are managing their emotions in a

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more mature way.
There'll be other children who

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can now write down letters that
are actually legible.

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There is someone else who's got
a different target.

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And you know, maybe they're
expanding their vocabulary

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massively, but they're all at
different points, your kids in

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your class, but they're all
making progress for them.

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And, and what I guess frustrates
me is as a teacher, I see this

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in front of me.
And this is the best part of the

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job because you're helping kids
develop in whatever area they

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need to.
But I'd say only like only 20%

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of them are going to be able to
really show it on the data point

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that we count in.
The end, yeah.

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Yeah, and I don't know it just
it doesn't frustrate me because

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I know my kids are making
progress, but I just think it's

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a shame that we become so narrow
minded, focused on Yeah, but

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this data point in this line, I
did a whole rant about it the

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other week, but I, I just look
at it and I think, do you know

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what?
Strip everything back.

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Let's not think about how it's
broken.

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Let's just actually look at our
class.

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Everyone now listening.
If you're you're a teacher or an

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assistant or whatever you work
in a school with kids, just

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think about the progress your
kids have made in whatever

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aspect it is and and be proud
about it and celebrate it with.

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Them I totally agree.
I totally agree.

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And and I think I think everyone
has strengths, right.

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Everyone has different
strengths.

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We're not all robots, we're all
the same.

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And I think one of the big
reasons we see this around this

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time is if you think about the
start of the year, right, your

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kids are kind of still in last
year mode.

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They've learned that teacher for
a year and they're in that mode.

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They're a little bit less
mature.

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They're still in, let's say,
year 4 mode.

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If you're in Year 5.
And then they start the year of

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you and you're like, oh, here we
go.

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You did the first sets of tests.
Oh, progress isn't like on that

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good event.
They look, they've dipped a bit

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from last year.
Crikey, what's going on?

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What's going on?
And then after a couple of

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months, they get to know you and
you get to know them.

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And it is both ways.
Your personality shines through,

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your strengths as a teacher
starts shining through, and your

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strengths are probably different
to the last teacher's strengths.

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And suddenly children are making
progress like they've never made

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before in certain areas.
And it kind of is because of

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you.
Yes, they've got a bit older and

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their brains are more developed,
whatever.

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But also part of it is because
of your relationship with that

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kid.
And that's why I think at this

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point of the year, you start to
go, oh, wow, that kid really is

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making progress.
Oh, and I also happen to have an

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unbelievably fantastic
relationship with this child

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because my personality really
matches with theirs.

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No surprises there.
You know, it's facilitating

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more, more progress.
I think that's a big.

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Reason it's brilliant and even
those children where you don't

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necessarily, you know, as
teachers, you might be listening

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to that and think, well, OK,
there yeah, there are some kids

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have to, but there's some kids I
just don't personally relate

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with.
But I find it a struggle and I

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just want people to know that's
also normal and those kids can

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still make progress.
Your teaching style is just not

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going to perfectly match up with
every single child out there.

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And I suppose one thing that
really jumps out at me, a small

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story, had a child come up to me
this week and was talking to me

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about at home how the evening
before they cooked spaghetti

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Bolognese.
Now this, it just sounds insane,

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doesn't it?
When's it's ever going to come

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up in a pupil progress meeting?
And it is genuinely nothing to

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do with me, like in terms of
I've not been at home with them

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teaching them how to cook and
stuff.

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But I think it's just an insight
into the wider picture of how so

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much influences what a child
becomes and how they develop and

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how they, you know, mature and
how they get better at anything,

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even if it's school work, it's
not just the teacher.

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So when I think about this child
cooking spaghetti Bolognese at

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home, it was because they have
this thing with their mum where

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their mum says once a week
you're going to cook dinner.

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And it's obviously supervised.
It's with her help, but she has

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that ownership then of being
able to cook for the family.

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And I just thought I just said
to her, do you know what?

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That's amazing like that, That's
that's so good that you, you

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kind of are building up that
ability to do that.

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And that to me, and, and this
might sound weird to people on

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the teacher podcast, that to me
is just as important as anything

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I'm doing in school.
And it's more important than a

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lot of what I'm doing in school.
And it's a big part of how that

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child is growing up.
And in quotes, making progress.

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Yeah.
We're so obsessed with certain

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points and data and progress in
a certain way that I just want

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to open our eyes up basically to
say, you know what?

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Chill out if you're a teacher,
just appreciate the people your

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children are becoming and the
role you play in that.

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You don't have complete control
over it.

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And when you accept that, it's
easier to see when they make

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good progress or not so good in
your eyes or the school's eyes

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because they're just developing
and children develop at

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different rates.
You have different influences

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and different children but it's
one big picture and you play a

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part.
You are not the be on an end all

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and I don't want anyone to feel
like they're failing their kids

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because of the system or because
of at what they get in a test a

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little bit.
There's just so much more to the

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children and I love getting to
know them and seeing all

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aspects.
Of how to develop well, I don't

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think the powers that be or like
the idea that we don't have

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complete control, Dylan.
So what I'm going to do based on

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that very inspirational part of
this podcast is I'm going to

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write to the government and let
them know that they need to

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include something to do with how
you cook dinner at least once a

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week at home and how we can, how
we can assess that.

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Because if we the problem is
Dylan, like if we don't assess

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it, it means nothing.
Why is this pastor al dente?

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Why?
I don't know.

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I don't know.
I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, Chef.
I'm sorry, Chef Ramsey.

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I mean, Mr. Price.
You're an idiot sandwich.

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You're an idiot sandwich.
Get get Ramsey in the schools.

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He wouldn't last the day.
Be fired straight away.

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Brilliant.
Yeah.

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Well, what I want to do now,
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It's a bit of a special thing
because it is episode 100.

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It's a special episode and I
wanted to make it special.

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Right.
So what I've asked you to do,

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and I have no idea if you've
done this or not, I hope you

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have, is I've asked you to try
and think reflecting on our

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previous 99 episodes because
this is episode 100.

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Dylan.
Oh, is it is?

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Think about your favourite
moment in the podcast.

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I prepared one.
I've got a moment I'd like to

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share.
And I want to start with you.

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Have you got a moment that you'd
like to share in this podcast?

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Because not everyone here has
probably listen to all 100

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episodes, you know?
Some.

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Some of them I'm going back so
we can give you some insights to

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the past.
Yeah, I really struggled to pick

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one.
OK, so I, I did really struggle.

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I, by the way, have a gut
instinct on what you're going to

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pick, so I have to see if that
comes up.

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But mine, I kind of I reeled
through some stuff.

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I've got a bit of a list, but
then I'm going to give you the

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one I chose.
OK, so I thought about the very

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early on here's episode 3.
We got a story about an

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inflatable dolphin funeral.
Of course, that's just stuck in

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my head because that was think
one of our first submissions we.

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Got from Matt.
Yeah, your friend and I just, it

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was so funny.
So literally episode 3.

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If you want to go back, I think
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hour.
They were.

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They're 67 hours now.
So let's have a look at your

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undefed story where you read the
word underfed incorrectly and

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thought it said undefed and did
a whole 3 minute thing of your

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class trying to unpick what this
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What could undef?
Let's look at the context.

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Why don't we take this word out
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What word could we swap in?
It just meant undefed.

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I will never forget this exact
moment where that where that

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child where I just look.
I can't.

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I don't forget the face, right,
of the child that put their hand

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up and looked at me, knowing
they're about they're about to

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sink me that I think it says
underfed that.

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Was so embarrassing.
It does what was amazing what

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that was though you did work out
what it meant based on.

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Context.
We did.

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We did.
When you, this is mainly you or

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your experience.
Obviously when we were talking

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about collective nouns, for some
reason, I don't even remember

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the story, but it came to pass
that you thought the collective

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noun for owls was a hoot.
It just makes sense.

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Hoot.
Doesn't it?

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But I chose one because to me
this sums up again, if anyone

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hasn't watched from the start,
OK, I'm going way back episode

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12 because we used to do loads
of skits and we used to start an

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episode with skits and it was
before we videoed the podcast

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and obviously before video.
It's easier just to do a voice

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like jokey, kind of.
Skipping highly edited.

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You're not like, yeah, you're
not trying to act out as well.

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And we used to do skits and we
did things like phone calls with

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with King Charles and like, one
of them was like Professor

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Dumbledore at Hogwarts having an
offset inspection.

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They were just like, crazy.
So go back and watch them if you

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want to listen to them.
But the one I've chosen is for

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episode 12.
And we did.

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We did a fake radio call in
where I was a radio host and we

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had a caller call in who was
angry because at the start we

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were talking about the strikes
and my teachers were going on

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strike.
And the caller had a bone to

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pick because we were lazy
teachers going on strike.

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I'm not going to say anymore
because what we're going to do

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is we're going to play it now
for everyone to read it and then

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we can dissect it afterwards.
It's so funny.

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All right, let's play the clip.
Well, lucky listeners, have we

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got a treat for you today?
We've got our first caller in

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Gary Gammon from Crawley.
Hi, Gary.

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Thanks for calling into the
show.

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How are you I'll.
Be honest Dylan, I don't

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normally listen but I'm
currently disgusted at what used

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twos are promoting to your wokey
lefty fans.

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Oh yes, Gary, what's that then?
What are we promoting?

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As if you don't know you lot are
as bad as the bloody nurses.

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I think it's absolutely
appalling that you have got the

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nerve to go on strike again.
You got your bloody offer, what

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more do you greedy lot want?
Well, Gary, you know, some

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people would argue there's a lot
more to it than just.

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That give a monkeys.
To be honest, Dylan, the King's

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coronation's coming up.
We're supposed to be enjoying

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this time.
And now I've got to occupy my

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son Malcolm at home for another
day, right on the lead up to his

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year six sets.
Because you lot are too selfish

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to consider that, aren't you?
Well.

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Gary, what do you say to Perhaps
the king could move his bank

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holiday, which happens to take
place on a day on the actual

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week of the SAT you're talking
about?

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You're honestly disgusting.
Just you disgusting.

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How dare you insult our king
like that?

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Do you?
Do you not think we can take one

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day out to come together as a
country for an important event?

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Or is that too right wing for
you?

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Now, Gary, Gary, I guess you're,
you're maybe right there.

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Maybe you do have a point.
And the King's coronation is

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actually far more important than
saving our failing education

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system, making sure that
teachers as professionals can

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actually keep up with inflation
and can afford to heat their

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homes.
I truly believe that wearing

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red, white and blue for a whole
day is far more important than

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that.
And how dare we be striking?

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God save the King.
God save the King, Dylan.

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I think that's one of my
favourite bits because it's just

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so like unfiltered.
We just been.

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What worries me is how into that
character I got.

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Quite convinced you were
thinking of Someone Like You

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were clinging on something.
Me and my son Malcolm, we've had

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enough.
Because you blew in left.

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But again, rewinding that is
literally what we were putting

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up with at the time.
Like I know that that seems

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ridiculous, doesn't it, to
listen to, but that is genuinely

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what like some people in in our
families were saying that is

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what we heard on the radio.
And it was like, and, and I

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would always remember that's one
point on a Daily Mail comment

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section.
They did an article and it was

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about when I went on Who wants
to be a millionaire and I got a

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question wrong about a World War
2 bomber.

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No, I didn't know it and I
needed to find my friend for

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answers for answers.
And because I got it wrong.

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Someone in the Daily Mail
section put Weak woke lefty beta

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male teacher right, because I
because I didn't know that the

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Strato Fortress had a different
name.

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Someone just got it Weak woke
lefty beta I was like, Oh my

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God, that is literally what like
this culture wars of just

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everyone against each other.
But that really, really made me

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laugh.
And I just thought in terms of

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like, what parts of this podcast
I really, really enjoyed.

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It was just when we had those
funny.

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Moments, I do kind of miss the
skits and like you said, it's

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really hard to do it without,
with recording, video recording

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because it is just different,
you know, having the phone

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effects and stuff.
We wouldn't be able to do it

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now, but it was good times.
I think about the 1st 10 or so

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episodes, each one started.
So do go back and listen to the

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first ones.
They're only short, but they're

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quite funny.
Anyway, I'm going to trump you

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completely because the moment, I
mean, I know you'll probably

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know what moment, but these guys
might not.

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Now, if you've been around for a
long time, you, if you've

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listened to episode 34, we're
really going back in time now.

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We had honestly the best,
funniest moment on our podcast.

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I don't think we'll ever top it.
It was so, so unhinged and

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funny.
So for context, Dylan had just

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had his son Rory it we were just
under two weeks after that when

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we were recording this episode.
So he was, I mean, I mean, just

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look at you in the video, you
just even looked like completely

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out of sorts.
He was so tired.

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You didn't know what was going
on your new parent at this time.

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And we were having this
conversation about being a new

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parent and how you just have no
idea what you're doing.

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You just don't know, like you
were just like, what guidance is

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there?
Like, I don't know when to do

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this, when to do that.
And then we started talking

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about food and kind of went on
to your food habits as a child

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and the, and the conversation
when you'll see me in it.

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I, I, I was dying.
I was dying.

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So.
So let's play this because it's

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just brilliant.
Be it on food.

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So already you're thinking about
like I I so I said there's like

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when when do they eat food?
Apparently it's like about six

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months.
They start going to solids, but

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then it's always like it's
weaning.

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So it's like over a bit of time.
Like that's mad to me because

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like, hey, who's in?
Who's in charge of that?

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So do I just guess broccoli,
like pop tart?

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Yeah, Yeah.
Like, would you want pop pop

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tart?
Obviously.

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But like, do we just guess,
like, how much he wants to eat

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as well?
Like these are I like following

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instructions right?
Daddy's favourite 12?

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Come on.
That's your umbilical cord when

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you were little.
That's the best.

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That's the best thing, every
little point.

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But it's on food, right?
Because I was thinking about

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food.
I was like when I was younger, I

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was, I was, I was really sorry,
right.

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A passage you got to read your
empirical cord.

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I was really fussy with food,
right?

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Really fussy.
And so my mum would just feed

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me.
It became a choice of I either

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didn't eat or ate potato
waffles.

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I forgot.
How this is going?

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Looking back and you're like,
wasn't there something up with

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that child?
Sorry.

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Didn't he refuse to eat unless
it was a McCain's potato waffle?

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Yeah, All right.
Bad sign.

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Five years it was there a
spectrum we kind of considered

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for this child.
Which took me called a

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diagnosis.
So very, very big game of food.

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And I obsessed over food, right?
So I always go through obsession

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periods where I will eat nothing
but cornflakes, like 2 weeks,

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right?
And now I'm bored of that now

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and I'll eat nothing else for
two weeks.

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But when I was younger it was
potato waffles and I didn't eat

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anything else right until 1
fateful day when we were at a

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shoe shop and we were walking
around wear a shoe.

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No bit worse than that.
We were at a shoe shop and I

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remember.
It was an umbrella got on the

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floor.
It was mine.

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It was still attacked.
I haven't fallen off five years

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or five years.
Disgusting.

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Applies on it.
Looks like.

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Looks like a bird tie.
What?

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To me.
Anyway, Yeah, we were in a shoe

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shop when my mum was there.
My sister and my mum's friend.

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I think I know her kid maybe.
But I didn't eat anything.

445
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,800
I went off walking.
Right on the floor was one of

446
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:07,200
those Seneca gel pouches.
I do not eat.

447
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,160
I ate it.
I wouldn't eat anything.

448
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,560
I'm a white bag that says do not
eat.

449
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,600
I'm like, oh what up?
Then I ate.

450
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,640
Your mum didn't think that was
something up.

451
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,840
Do you want this delicious food?
No.

452
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,280
I'll have the crystal gels,
please.

453
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,600
I started.
Crying.

454
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,240
So I, I ate a packet of silica
gel.

455
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,000
And that day I started eating
that day.

456
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,400
I remember we left the shoe shop
and went to an ice cream ban.

457
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,680
We would buy an ice cream
stripper.

458
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,000
My mum didn't think I'd have
one, obviously.

459
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,560
And I was like, yeah, I'll have
a Buzz Lightyear ice cream base.

460
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:58,480
Like what?
Oh, my days, that that moment.

461
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,560
You know what?
Every time I watch that and I've

462
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,760
watched it loads, like I just
crease up.

463
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,400
Oh my God, that's one of the
funny I know.

464
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,080
It's like, is it weird to say
when your own conversation?

465
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,360
No, because we weren't even
ourselves.

466
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,720
You were unhinged and we
referenced it in the next three

467
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,680
episodes afterwards that you
were just unhinged in that

468
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,920
episode.
I wasn't OK.

469
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,000
I was running on like 2 hours.
Yeah, yeah, honestly.

470
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,680
It was so funny.
Like I've, I, I don't think I've

471
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,440
laughed like that since then,
but honestly, probably for years

472
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,680
before that because I was like,
you know, when you're just

473
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,160
rippled over love, you can see
me.

474
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,280
I'm trying to hold it together
for the podcast and I am dying

475
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,120
of laughter.
You know, if someone's voice

476
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:35,080
goes really high, I can't even
talk anymore.

477
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,880
Oh God, it was so funny.
And it's just a completely true

478
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,120
story.
It's like I literally remember

479
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,120
it so vividly.
And then afterwards, the point

480
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,960
was once I'd eaten it, once I
eaten this like a gel after only

481
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,280
eating potato waffles for like a
year.

482
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,640
I, I then started eating normal
food.

483
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,880
Yeah, an ice cream after.
I was like, why you got ice

484
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,360
cream?
Yeah, Buzz Light rice cream,

485
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,280
please.
And a roast inning.

486
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,760
What was happening was my throat
and stomach were like, get my

487
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,480
something so dry.
It's just like eating.

488
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,640
A bag of salt.
The worst?

489
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,880
Oh, it's just, yeah, everything
about everything about that

490
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,040
whole episode actually was.
But that moment from that

491
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,960
episode was the highlight.
But if you want a laugh and

492
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,160
whereas, you know, we talk about
a lot of serious stuff, if you

493
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,040
want to go back to an episode
where it's like you forget the

494
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,800
serious stuff, we, we are just,
it's like, like we were just

495
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,560
drunk or something.
Just go watch that.

496
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,320
That was also the point where we
were like, like you, we made the

497
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,560
kind of joke there.
Like what did my mum not

498
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,520
realise?
Because we also, like we were

499
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,720
also trying to have serious
conversation in there about like

500
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,360
my Nora diversity and the way
I'm acting as well.

501
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,160
But but it was mastered me
eating a silicon.

502
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,080
Yeah.
Oh God, but there we go.

503
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,160
So thank you for joining us so
far on this 100th episode

504
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,040
special because I really, really
wanted to share that moment with

505
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,080
you so.
Good.

506
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,640
I hope you enjoyed it.
Good.

507
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,000
Let's play the Jingle.
Let's do a little.

508
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,520
You've got you've actually put
again.

509
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,040
I'm not going to keep this joke
going.

510
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,680
Maybe I need to stop saying it,
but you have prepared something

511
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,000
to to go through.
Four people living in Rome?

512
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,120
Is it four people living in
Rome?

513
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,360
OK, OK, OK, let's play the
Jingle then we'll have a little

514
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:04,680
game before we dive into how
we're going to run our perfect

515
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,240
idyllic school, which I'm really
looking forward to.

516
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,760
You have prepared this.
Actually, you've had this

517
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,640
prepared for a few weeks, but it
just hasn't fitted in.

518
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,880
Yeah.
So you've been desperate to do

519
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,320
this, so I hope it's good.
Wow, no pressure at all.

520
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,640
So I've got a little game
basically.

521
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,240
I was trying to think it's a
different game because you're

522
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,920
always like, oh, I think there's
some different games that he's

523
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,320
really bossy behind the scenes,
really bossy behind the scenes.

524
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,520
That's.
How you get into the top ten,

525
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,400
baby, I don't know, sorry.
I mentioned we're in the top 10.

526
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,600
Education No Top. 10 podcast
chart for education on Apple I

527
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,960
just.
Sorry, sorry, I just.

528
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,200
Mel Robbins, we're coming for
you.

529
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,440
Yeah, right.
She's not.

530
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,320
She's not moved from that.
There's.

531
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,160
Been a McCall number one and
two, we're never ever.

532
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,480
Going to Who do we think we are?
Who do we think we are?

533
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,680
#10 #10. #10 that's it.
Yeah, for a little bit.

534
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,280
I've got a game.
Basically it's like a fill the

535
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,120
gap game.
Yeah, OK.

536
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,440
Most of the answers numbers, but
not there might not necessarily

537
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,000
be a number.
OK, fill the gap.

538
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,040
I'm going to give you a
sentence.

539
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,720
The answer numbers or not
numbers?

540
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,040
No, I said most, I said most,
most of the numbers, 2 of the

541
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,560
words and you just essentially
just gotta think what you think

542
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,040
fills the gap in this sentence.
All to do with education stats.

543
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,880
Is this to that kind?
Of my opinion or is this like?

544
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,920
A No, no, These are like facts.
I found real facts.

545
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,720
The first the first three are
kind of about teachers and

546
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,800
teacher retention, and the next
three are just interesting facts

547
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,440
about schools in general a bit
wider.

548
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,960
So we're going from the most
funny part of our podcast ever,

549
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,400
The most serious most.
Serious thing, but my I'm hoping

550
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,360
it'll just spark a conversation
from the facts.

551
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,080
OK, yeah, you might not even be
surprised.

552
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,920
It's one of them.
So here we are.

553
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:29,000
Yeah, between what year and 2022
do you think teacher vacancies

554
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:32,360
doubled?
Wow, teacher vacancies.

555
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:40,040
So let's think about austerity.
Austerity is 2010 so that you

556
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,080
know, 2011.
Around then new government came

557
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,960
in.
I imagine that really played a

558
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,920
part in terms of the pay was
squeezed so much.

559
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,360
So I can see lots of people
being like, well, what am I

560
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,720
doing?
I'm not getting any kind of pay

561
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:55,640
raise between what year in 2022?
Yeah, 2013 20/13/2020 What?

562
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,320
2022 years?
No, you joking?

563
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,560
No seriously.
Seriously.

564
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,240
So all these stats I got from
one of two documents. 1 was like

565
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,120
a government document, 1 was
like a teacher research

566
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,520
document.
It doubled in two years, yeah.

567
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,080
Yeah, double in two years, 2020
and 2022, teacher vacancies

568
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,320
doubled.
That was like that was like a

569
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,440
highlight fact from on an
article that I read that.

570
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,600
Is insane.
Yeah, yeah.

571
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,560
Wow.
There you go.

572
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,200
Wow, there's not even much.
I'm genuinely shocked.

573
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,520
Yeah.
That's that's unbelievable.

574
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,160
I'm just trying to think of all
the reasons why that would be.

575
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,480
I mean, it was pretty obvious,
like, you know, lockdowns and

576
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,800
things and Covad.
Yeah, 2020.

577
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,640
Different things, but also, you
know, I pay.

578
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,080
It took a little while.
Yeah, I was gonna say that was,

579
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,240
you know, pre, just pre striking
where people were getting

580
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,840
genuinely so fed up with
workload.

581
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,920
Yeah, we had the whole Ruth
Perry thing a little bit later

582
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,320
on, but it was all leading up to
this like, like the schools were

583
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,120
in a bad state at that point.
I'm not saying they're great

584
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,480
now, but they were in a really
dire state.

585
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,440
No, but if you think that is
actually, if you make it makes

586
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,400
sense.
To be fair, a lot of the

587
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,080
austerity measures were kind of
put up with stuff and OK, well,

588
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,560
we're being squeezed here, but
we're at we're at an OK level,

589
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,440
so we'll get by for a few years.
I can imagine.

590
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,400
That was the real yeah, kind of
apex of it.

591
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,080
Wow.
Fun fact for you there, that's

592
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,640
in the same light as my second
one.

593
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,880
OK, same sort of of thing,
right?

594
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,760
Last year and this is up to date
data.

595
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,320
So we are actually talking about
2024, how many teachers left the

596
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,240
profession.
So blank teachers left the

597
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,080
profession, not including
retirement.

598
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:15,520
OK, I there are like half a
million teachers.

599
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,400
In the UK, sorry, in the UK.
It's important.

600
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,320
I think there's about half a
million teachers in the UK and I

601
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,000
think, I think it's about 9%.
So I think it's about 40,000.

602
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,120
Is bang on.
Is it literally?

603
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,440
Is it exactly like it was
exactly 40,000?

604
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,480
Yeah, I, I remember those stats
when we talked about it

605
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,240
previously.
Yeah, yeah, I know.

606
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,280
There's about half 1,000,009%
insane.

607
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,400
Yeah, isn't it?
That's 4040 thousand people,

608
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,720
yeah, who were teachers and
delivering the curriculum and

609
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,280
were experts in what they were
not retiring, not retiring.

610
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,440
They went, I'm not doing this
anymore.

611
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,880
Yeah.
What a sorry thing.

612
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,320
Quit the job.
That's insane.

613
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,720
Did I ruin your game then?
No, not at all.

614
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,560
I'm I'm glad you got one because
the first one was well.

615
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,680
Off, what a bad kind of
compliment.

616
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,200
Well done mate because your
first one was terrible.

617
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,680
Yeah, well done.
One out of two, one out of. 2 So

618
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,520
next one, one out of two.
Like they're so specific.

619
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,760
Let's go wait 111 out of two.
But here we go, next one I

620
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,720
think.
I reckon you'll get this one.

621
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,840
Well, at least close.
The government has missed its

622
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,960
teacher recruitment target.
How many?

623
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,680
Hang on, hang on.
In how many of the last 11

624
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,000
years?
OK, 11.

625
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,080
No, not 11, it's 10.
Oh, that one, yeah, I can't.

626
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,640
Remember what year it said they
got one a few years ago, but

627
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,280
they just about got it but a 10
out of come on like what's going

628
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,720
on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 10 out of 11

629
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,240
years.
Like what it's.

630
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,160
Like when you look at that, one
of two things is happening, the

631
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:36,240
target's wrong and you need to
lower the target or or do

632
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,760
something about it.
It's like, yeah, we've got this

633
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,880
target, didn't meet it, same
target next year.

634
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,080
We're not going to change
anything.

635
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,320
We did meet again, same target
next year, yeah.

636
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,440
So what do you think?
Ten years in a row, baby.

637
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,720
That's insane.
Yeah, mental, isn't it?

638
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,440
I just don't understand this.
You know, I've got to say

639
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,160
though, I'm surprised they hit
it in one year.

640
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,080
Yeah, yeah, me too.
I need to go look it up.

641
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,240
I need to find out.
I didn't write it down.

642
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:53,760
Well done.
Annoying.

643
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,680
Well done.
Next one.

644
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,320
Yep.
So this one's a.

645
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,920
Bit different now.
One.

646
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,000
Yeah, one every overall pupil.
This is easy 5050 chance.

647
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:06,400
Overall pupil numbers are
expected to blank by 9.4%

648
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,600
between now and 2030.
Overall people numbers.

649
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,040
Overall people numbers in the UK
are expected to.

650
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,640
Drop.
But yeah, by 9.4% between now

651
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,960
and yeah.
Because it's like no one's

652
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,520
having children.
Yeah, isn't that crazy that that

653
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,960
stat feels wrong.
It feels backwards.

654
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,520
Like I, I was hoping you'd be
like 02030 that's in the future.

655
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,880
We'll have more people.
I read a stat somewhere.

656
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,240
One in five schools in London
are closing.

657
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,320
Yeah, because there's not enough
children to fill the.

658
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,760
Schools 9.4% though.
It's not even like an

659
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,360
insignificant amount that's.
Huge and I'm a kind of

660
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,480
sleepwalking there because with
birth rate and stuff you don't

661
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,960
really like really, really
notice it for five, 6-7 years

662
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,120
when they start going into
school.

663
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,040
So when the children are like
0123, it's like, OK, they're,

664
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,680
they're, they're out there,
they're obviously cared for and

665
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,920
stuff.
But the, the structures we

666
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,880
haven't placed aren't
necessarily like, you don't see

667
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,640
a class that's suddenly 3/4
full.

668
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,560
Do you know what I mean?
Whereas when they start going to

669
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,160
school and like we, we see it
ourselves with schools even in

670
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,080
our area that are panicking
about the future, because

671
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,640
there'll be fewer children in
the local area, they'll be more

672
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,480
competitive for spaces.
And one of two things will

673
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,720
happen.
Either schools will like across

674
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,800
the board, be 90% full and miss
out on funding because of it.

675
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,040
And you just won't be
sustainable.

676
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,040
Or we'll have to see like one in
five, one in 10 schools

677
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,760
literally close because then
that school has to take the hit

678
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,960
and then the other schools can
be full.

679
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,800
So I'd be really interesting to
see what happens.

680
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,440
It's it's kind of worrying.
And also the knock on effect,

681
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,400
not just for education, but for
just life in general.

682
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,040
Like, you know, people
understand how I'm sure they do

683
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,320
understand how pensions work.
Pensions aren't someone pays

684
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,440
into a part, they get old and
that same money goes.

685
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,120
Yeah.
Of course not.

686
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,320
Pensions are paid for by the
current workforce.

687
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,080
Yeah.
So when if we have fewer

688
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,480
children being born now in 30 to
40 years, when they are the

689
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,080
workforce and we're retired,
there won't be enough people to.

690
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,240
Pay for our pay.
They're going to pay.

691
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:54,920
Yeah, There won't be.
Yeah.

692
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,960
And it's just weird because I
forgot, I guess all our lives

693
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840
we've seen a rising population.
I just feel like it's the

694
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,480
natural way of things.
We just get more and more and

695
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,160
more people more.
Honestly, honestly, at this

696
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,040
point, how many people do you
know who are simply choosing not

697
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,120
to have kids or have children?
Is that a sad state?

698
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,320
Though because, but it's because
of it's not financially viable,

699
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:11,960
Yeah.
That's what I mean.

700
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,360
It's crazy.
It's so sad.

701
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,520
Yeah, I find it crazy and just.
Yeah, yeah.

702
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,840
But yeah, that's it.
But my point is, I, I genuinely,

703
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,600
I've said this a million times.
I would have like 5 kids.

704
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,560
I would have five kids and I'd
have them like one after the

705
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,600
other.
And I'd be like, I feel like

706
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,120
that.
I would love that person here.

707
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,480
But I could possibly do that.
Yeah, but the the big barrier of

708
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,240
course is the money and and
like, but that's the only

709
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,080
barrier to me and to for many
people that is the only barrier.

710
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,600
And for many people that's the
barrier of them having one.

711
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Yeah, never mind like 2 or.
Three, I know be I literally, I

712
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,400
know multiple people who are
like teetering the idea of maybe

713
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,120
having children or trying to
have children and they're sort

714
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,400
of like Nah, we just can't
afford to.

715
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,640
We can't even afford cause
maternity pay is so bad as well.

716
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,480
Paternity, maternity, whatever
it is, it's so rubbish in most

717
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,120
sectors.
I just can't even afford to have

718
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,360
the time off to even have the
baby.

719
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,320
Like it's just mad.
We live in a a, a dystopian

720
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,800
future.
Sometimes I feel like I'm like,

721
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,720
I look at it.
I'm like, is this really real?

722
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,240
Well, like, like we always say,
I I absolutely defend every

723
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,640
person's right to choose to want
to have children or not or

724
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,160
whether they can't have
children, whether it's a choice

725
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,560
or not.
Not judging anyone at all.

726
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,320
But at the what what you have to
have is some incentive for those

727
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,120
who do have children in terms of
there has to be something there

728
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,160
to help them.
Yeah, because the, the IT is

729
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,640
literally the next generation.
You can choose not to do that.

730
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,680
And then that is absolutely
don't make you any less of

731
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,880
whatever you doesn't mean you
shouldn't get perks in your job.

732
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,360
The worst thing I find is when,
oh, you've got kids, you get

733
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,360
this in the job that someone
else is doing, but they've

734
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,360
chosen not to have kids, but
they don't get extra time off.

735
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,480
Again, it's just unfair there's.
Got to be something where it's

736
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,000
like in the terms of a
workplace, you should treat

737
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,280
everyone equally.
But there are some like

738
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,160
fundamental things like child
benefits, child tax benefits,

739
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,520
like, you know, simply the
infrastructure built around your

740
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,640
children to make sure they can
get appointments on time.

741
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,720
That kind of thing needs to be
provided by the state.

742
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,520
Because look at children now who
are waiting two to three years

743
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,160
for a diagnosis, never mind then
afterwards getting the support

744
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,120
they need in place.
You're going to bring a child

745
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,200
into a world who has needs, and
you can't control that knowing

746
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,600
that the system will fail them
until they're a certain age.

747
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,000
That's not acceptable.
There has to be a certain level

748
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,040
of support for children and for
having children.

749
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,520
That at least incentivizes it
slightly, else this is what

750
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,240
will.
Happen, I agree.

751
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,400
But do you know what people say
about that?

752
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,120
And this is saddens me because
it has become like a really

753
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,320
normal rhetoric within the idea
of having children is people

754
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,800
will say, no, you didn't have to
have children.

755
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,360
Yeah.
I really hate that argument.

756
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,840
I think it's a stupid argument.
I'm like, OK, all right, do you

757
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,760
want humans to exist?
Do you want your pension to be

758
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,120
paid?
Like, what do you mean didn't

759
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,600
have to have children?
I know we all know that, but we

760
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,360
all also know the entire world
literally revolves on more

761
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,920
humans.
So what are you talking about?

762
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,120
OK, we'll all do that.
People say, go get that.

763
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,080
It's the same logic, right,
People that said during the

764
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,640
strikes, go get another job
then.

765
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:01,960
So.
OK.

766
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,520
Do you want teachers, though?
Because if we all took that

767
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,240
advice and you really thought in
your little brain a little bit

768
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,240
harder about that, and if
everyone actually took that

769
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,160
advice that you're saying for us
to do, there wouldn't be any

770
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,200
teachers.
Yeah.

771
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,720
So what do you want?
No one to be teachers or a

772
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,680
better system where teachers are
paid fairly and people are doing

773
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,200
the job?
Do you want no humans?

774
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,280
Yeah.
So you can be like, oh, there

775
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,520
you go.
You're a choice, didn't you?

776
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,520
Yeah.
I just.

777
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,320
Or do you want only rich people
to have human to have children?

778
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,120
Yeah, have humans if you want.
They're a.

779
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,520
Little pet humans.
Yeah, completely.

780
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,080
And I think that's the, that's
the kind of, that's the, there's

781
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,880
a tea train point where I really
strongly believe, and I know

782
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,960
people who choose not to have
kids.

783
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,240
And I hate the fact that they
feel marginalised sometimes or

784
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,640
like, like frowned upon.
And I absolutely don't.

785
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,240
And I think it's completely over
everyone's right to choose not

786
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,760
to.
Yeah, but you cannot punish

787
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,360
someone for choosing.
To Yeah, I agree you have to

788
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,840
incentivize it when there's a
single mum in the news talking

789
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,000
about the stresses of her life
and then some boomer is reading

790
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,840
it and saying well, didn't have
to have children did you your

791
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,720
fault.
Yeah, I'm like, I can't get over

792
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,120
yourself.
That urged whatever, I'm gonna

793
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,320
get angry.
I'm gonna move to the next one.

794
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,360
OK got two more stats.
Yeah, two more sentences.

795
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,920
Yeah, so according to last
year's census, blank percent of

796
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,480
schools are now academies.
Oh, that is a good question.

797
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,000
Wow, all of these.
Yeah.

798
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,600
So as I'm thinking, I'm just
going to clarify.

799
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,800
We, we moved, we're moving
towards more and more schools

800
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,160
becoming academies.
I know that.

801
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:26,400
I I reckon it's, I reckon it's
close to 5050.

802
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:32,840
I reckon, I reckon that, I
reckon, I reckon it's just but

803
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,200
I'm, I don't want to say 50, so
I'm going to say 48. 48 so

804
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,760
you're not too far off if you if
you were thinking of free

805
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,640
schools as well, which are a bit
different.

806
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,560
So not local authority
different.

807
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,640
Then it is more like 5050 local
authorities.

808
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,000
Everything else but just
academies and multi calorie

809
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,800
trusts is 43 point. 50, I'll
take that 100.

810
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,760
Percent.
So you're very close.

811
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,920
That's a lot, isn't it?
And it has and it has increased

812
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,160
every single year.
Yeah, I think a big, when you

813
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,080
look at that, do you know what
we've said a million times what

814
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,360
we think about Academy trusts in
general and I think some Academy

815
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,960
trusts out there, let me just
make this clear as well, I think

816
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,080
are doing a fantastic job for
their teachers and their

817
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,960
children, OK.
I don't think automatically

818
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,480
Academy equals bad.
I do not think that because

819
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,320
there are amazing people working
in academies, I think it can be

820
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,679
taken advantage of.
Yeah, that's it.

821
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,000
But what I also think is
happening is the 5050 split is

822
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,520
genuinely the worst option.
We we, we honestly need to even

823
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,480
be all academies and and in in
all these big hubs of schools

824
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,080
that work together, something
like a local authority.

825
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,080
Yeah.
I just think this, this mixed,

826
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,679
this mixed bag is helping no one
because it means, Oh yeah, multi

827
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,840
Academy trusts are great because
of economies of scale.

828
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960
But we had the perfect economy
of scale at the start guys, when

829
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,639
we had 0 academies and we were
all under this local authority.

830
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,560
So you know, all the arguments
from Multi Academy Trust, I'm

831
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,480
just like, I feel like we could
have done that without

832
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,080
privatising education.
Probably.

833
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,679
You're absolutely right.
Last, that is the interesting

834
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:54,199
one. 6.9% of pupils in the UK
are not what?

835
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,600
Listening.
I think it's a bit more than

836
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,800
that way, a bit more than that
6.9.

837
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,480
Percent.
So 6.9% of pupils in the UK are

838
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,760
not blank.
What are they not doing?

839
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,920
Is essentially of attendance.
It.

840
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,720
Is are not yet are not in
school.

841
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,240
Yeah, literally attending
school.

842
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,360
You had it.
I'm not attending school.

843
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,160
Attending school?
Is that current home education?

844
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,320
I don't know.
Maybe because that might be

845
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,440
account for because that's a
lot.

846
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,400
Yeah.
So maybe someone getting

847
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,280
homeschooled?
Well, I don't know.

848
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,680
I was looking, I was looking at
the, this was from a government,

849
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,480
OK, from the government census,
OK, I don't know, maybe I've

850
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,840
checked that one, but it said.
Pretty interesting to know.

851
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Yeah.
So I think the most interesting

852
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,280
part was actually the
comparison, which is kind of

853
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280
what I wanted to get onto,
right.

854
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,320
Pre pandemic.
This number, whether it is

855
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,320
including these or not, yeah,
was 4.5.

856
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:37,720
Percent.
Yeah.

857
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,520
So jump I.
Think so.

858
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,800
So it did go up but it but just
after the pandemic it was 7.6%.

859
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,400
So it has reduced a little bit,
but not much.

860
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,760
I think I think homeschooling
become more popular, I think

861
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,320
because people kind of I got a
taste for it and COVID and had

862
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,760
lockdowns.
I thought, oh, maybe we can do

863
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,040
that.
That's really interesting.

864
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,280
I mean, I think we should do an
episode in the future.

865
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,680
Not that I'm trying to kick this
down the road, but about these

866
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,680
children outside of the school
system and the different ways in

867
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,880
which children can be educated
and maybe look a bit more into

868
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,320
home schooling.
Because as an educator who works

869
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,160
in a school and as a teacher, I
obviously can see the benefits

870
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,480
of being in school.
But I do also understand that,

871
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,160
you know, for for a fair lot of
children, there are benefits to

872
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,160
being outside the school as
well.

873
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,040
And I think it would be good to
have our eyes opened a bit to

874
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,400
that option because I think it's
easy when you work in a school

875
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,560
to be like, no, no, it's school.
It's school's the best way.

876
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,640
But I think we're so open to
working with children.

877
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,880
What a ridiculous thing that
would be to say to that.

878
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,040
There's one way of doing it.
Is best for.

879
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,280
All kids I know.
It would be quite ironic.

880
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,720
Quite hypocritical, wouldn't it?
Yeah, exactly.

881
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,120
Yeah, definitely.
That'd be a good conversation.

882
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,880
Well done.
Actually.

883
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,640
Like that.
You did.

884
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,400
You got into that?
Quite.

885
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,800
Didn't work.
I didn't know conversation.

886
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,000
I can't get over that.
First the the the teachers

887
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,760
vacancies.
Yeah.

888
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,360
I can't get my words out.
I'm so shocked.

889
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,760
That was crazy.
That was a good one.

890
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,840
I'm glad I started with that
one.

891
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,920
Got you?
Got you hooked in, didn't it?

892
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,200
We're about to build our perfect
score, OK, and it's got quite a

893
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,000
big job and we're going to try
and be reasonable, but we're

894
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,200
going to go for solutions.
What would we do if we were in

895
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,920
charge of a score?
Can't wait.

896
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,960
There were so many bits though,
because all we've done is

897
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,000
actually just categorised parts
and we've not prepared anything.

898
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,880
I don't know what you think, you
don't know what I think, apart

899
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,320
from the fact we've done 99
episodes.

900
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,200
So I've got an idea.
But there were some bits where

901
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,720
they just weren't really able to
be fit in to have a proper

902
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,320
conversation about.
So we've made a list here and

903
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,520
this is going to be a quick
fire.

904
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,320
Yes or no?
Would you do them or would you

905
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,400
not do them?
Maybe a sentence just to justify

906
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,280
it.
And then we're going to move on

907
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,000
to the other person and swap it.
We're going to do 1 each.

908
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,360
So I'm going to start.
You're going to say yes or no

909
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,000
and tell me why.
And I'm not, I can't come back.

910
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,760
I can't.
I can't argue.

911
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,720
All right, so I'll just give a
little.

912
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,880
Point and then you just say the
next one and then you can't

913
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,880
argue.
We've got to try and actually

914
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,800
make a quick fire.
Is that what?

915
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,880
You's try because we're not
alike.

916
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,440
Unlike us.
Yeah, we like to talk.

917
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,240
Yeah.
OK, ready first one.

918
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,320
So the question is, would you do
this in your school?

919
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,400
Have attendance awards.
No.

920
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,040
And even though there's like
there's growing pressure from

921
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,120
Ofsted as we've looked at our
last episode about the reforms,

922
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,280
Ofsted, I still, I still
wouldn't do it.

923
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,960
I still wouldn't do it.
Would you have Star of the Week

924
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,800
awards?
Yes, I think they're a nice

925
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,160
celebration.
I think they're completely

926
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,360
harmless.
I would probably avoid the part

927
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,480
where you feel like you have to
give it to someone for the sake

928
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,960
of giving it to someone.
I think it should be about

929
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,440
celebration of a child genuinely
doing something amazing.

930
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:18,920
But it could be that for that
child, doing something smaller

931
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,640
is amazing for them and that's
fine.

932
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,320
I think it's a lovely thing.
Parents love it.

933
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,800
Give it to as many children as
you can.

934
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,800
Yeah, me too.
Cool.

935
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,480
How about joined up handwriting?
Would you make it a specific

936
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,920
part you have to do in your
school?

937
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,520
Yes, because one, I do actually
think it is slightly better for

938
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,840
extended writing on the wrist,
but I think it's marginal.

939
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,120
If the government did haven't
didn't have such a huge

940
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,320
weighting.
I didn't put such a huge

941
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,080
weighting on that in the writing
assessments like in the key

942
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,040
stage 2, where it's genuinely
like, if they're not

943
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,880
handwriting, they might not be
expected, then I'd consider

944
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,720
being like, now let's just be a
bit more free, let people write

945
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,200
how they want.
But in the current framework, I

946
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,560
would make it part of my school.
Yeah, next one.

947
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,000
It's a good one for you lining
up in register order.

948
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,840
I wouldn't make it compulsory on
the top down if I was the head,

949
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,120
but I would.
You know what, I think it's a

950
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,640
good thing to be honest with
you, because it's for fire

951
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,040
drills, it's for safety.
If you can get your children

952
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,760
lining up in register order, it
doesn't mean you can't do the

953
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,120
register when it comes to the
fire drill.

954
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,640
And you know, it's not the end
of the world, but it does just

955
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,200
make that step a bit quicker in
terms of if they're in register

956
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,440
order, you can go down the
register, you can walk down your

957
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,360
line.
It's a very, very small thing

958
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,400
that I think's a good thing, but
I wouldn't be like, you know,

959
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,400
looking at it.
Oh, you're amazing.

960
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,840
What you must do.
There's a bell over the.

961
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,880
Top, I think it's you can't talk
by the way, sorry.

962
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,320
Oh.
Yeah, I'm sorry, So sorry in my.

963
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,120
Opinion.
OK, I I wanted to say not too

964
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:40,960
early.
I didn't say anything.

965
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,320
Shush my goodness.
Wow.

966
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,560
How about how about names on the
board for behaviour whether it's

967
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,360
good or bad?
So sad face.

968
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,160
Sad face.
Similar to your one, I don't

969
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,800
really care.
I think a lot of people have

970
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,640
strong opinions on this and
they're like no, absolutely

971
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,800
can't do it because it's shaming
children.

972
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,960
I do think we go just in my
opinion, just a tiny bit too far

973
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,120
with how much these things have
an impact.

974
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,800
I don't think it matters that
much.

975
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,080
I think if it's part of your
behaviour policy, there are

976
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,520
better behaviour policies out
there.

977
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,080
But if the teacher in my school
was doing this, I wouldn't be

978
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,280
immediately putting them into a
meeting to say not to.

979
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,120
I might I might look at my
behaviour policy.

980
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,720
To see if I can do something
better for the whole school, but

981
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,880
I wouldn't really be too
bothered about this.

982
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,600
OK, next one I keep forgetting
that I've got to do 1.

983
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,920
For you, Yeah, Because it's an
awkward time where I'm like,

984
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,440
Hayden, it's you.
Everyone, everyone liked my

985
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,240
point.
That's a really good point.

986
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,840
That's OK, because Dylan will
lead this, because Dylan does.

987
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,600
Everything.
What have you got to say about

988
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,640
that?
And you're like, we know the

989
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,000
rules are out of the rules and I
can't talk when you're doing it.

990
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,320
OK, Would you have golden time?
End of the week.

991
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,800
Classic.
No.

992
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,240
Oh, I wouldn't have golden time
as like you, everyone does

993
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,040
golden time on a Friday.
At this time.

994
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,000
I just build a culture with my
teachers where I say to them, do

995
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,760
you know what if I come round on
a Tuesday and you're outside

996
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,960
having fun with your class, I'm,
I'm involved enough to

997
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,760
understand this isn't happening
every afternoon.

998
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,880
I trust that you're giving your
Class A reward for a reason and

999
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,000
that you're getting through the
curriculum.

1000
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,480
So through building up a culture
of trust, we wouldn't need

1001
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,360
golden time on this day because
of that.

1002
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080
It would be, do you know what
you have the authority as the

1003
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,200
teacher to reward as and when
you will.

1004
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,240
If I feel like it's going too
far, I'll step in and I'll say,

1005
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,440
OK, let's go around that.
But I think there has to be a

1006
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,440
point where you just kind of
pass that over to your staff.

1007
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,040
I wouldn't be saying this is our
policy every single Friday. 2:55

1008
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,880
We're on the playground.
Kids who have been naughty,

1009
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,600
they're off.
I wouldn't do that.

1010
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,400
Fair play.
So what about pen licences?

1011
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,520
No, absolutely not.
I hate them.

1012
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,480
Yeah, I hate them.
Pen licence.

1013
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,600
I'm just not gonna say anything
about them.

1014
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,560
They're rubbish.
Get rid of them.

1015
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,640
Let a child write in a.
Pen.

1016
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,640
Honestly, just write.
How practise in a pen.

1017
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,680
Yeah, how are you getting a
better pen?

1018
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,360
Write a pen.
You got really good writing in a

1019
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:36,840
pencil.
Cool.

1020
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,160
Here's a completely different
utensil.

1021
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,240
For you.
Yeah, OK, really.

1022
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,680
Yeah, Just give my pen for my
sake.

1023
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,440
Whole class punishments.
I wouldn't have it as my policy

1024
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,280
whatsoever.
Yeah, if I walked in at

1025
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,640
lunchtime and a teacher was
keeping class behind.

1026
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,400
I also wouldn't tell the teacher
to never ever do that.

1027
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,800
It has to be trust.
I don't like it personally, but

1028
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,520
this is something where I'm just
like, OK, if it was happening a

1029
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,920
lot and it was unfair, fair
enough.

1030
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,320
But for a one off, I'd just be
like, yeah, OK, cool, carry on.

1031
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,880
I think as a leader, you just
need to know what's going on.

1032
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,800
I think that's the important
thing.

1033
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,960
Yeah.
OK.

1034
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,680
Hallway monitors.
Yeah, I I quite like the idea of

1035
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,840
that.
I think it's quite sweet.

1036
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,080
Not I wouldn't make children do
it.

1037
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,600
It's like your turn to do it.
You miss your break time now,

1038
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,400
but some kids like doing that,
sort of.

1039
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,680
Thing I guess I'm going to club
in a couple here, like play

1040
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,960
leaders as.
Well, OK, yeah.

1041
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,440
Children having roles around the
school.

1042
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,720
Yeah, I think it's quite nice.
I think it can get out of hand.

1043
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,200
I'm sure you could, you could
absolutely mismanage that.

1044
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,160
But I think children having like
peer on peer stuff is always

1045
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,240
good, whether it's in work, like
looking at each other's, you

1046
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,360
know, writing or whatever, or if
it's just like helping each

1047
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,680
other behave around the
schooling opportunity.

1048
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,440
I think it's nice.
Yeah.

1049
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,200
Like especially when there's
younger ones, you've got big

1050
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,800
ones helping them.
Oh no, we don't walk around the

1051
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,520
school like that.
Seeing it from another kid is

1052
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,040
much better from seeing it from
an adult.

1053
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,040
There's some kids who love it.
Yeah, they love that power.

1054
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,440
Yeah, definitely.
We've banded a few together

1055
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,280
there.
House Points.

1056
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,720
Yes, I love house points.
I think it's, I think it's

1057
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,760
encouraging, especially lower
down in the school.

1058
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,520
As you get towards five and year
6, I think children start to

1059
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,120
think, is there any point to
this?

1060
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,600
So I'd build in a point to it.
Maybe it's basically I would do

1061
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,080
that as a whole school thing
because it's a positive

1062
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,240
reinforcement.
So I'd be like, let's do this,

1063
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,720
let's do it properly, let's make
it meaningful.

1064
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,480
Definitely, I like it.
Morning work, when children come

1065
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,880
in, in the morning, first thing
mandatory, do this.

1066
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,880
Do this from the top down.
You know my opinions on this.

1067
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,760
I hate it.
I know I'd have absolutely no

1068
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,720
policy on that.
But would you be annoyed if you

1069
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,280
walked in?
So let's we all know you

1070
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,600
wouldn't.
Would you be annoyed if you

1071
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,160
walked in 840?
The kids are coming and it's

1072
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,440
just pure registration and they
were doing timetable sheets.

1073
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,840
No, I'm annoyed about it so.
It itself you don't hate, but.

1074
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,000
No, no, I guess.
I guess I'd be concerned if that

1075
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,040
teacher was being really like
over the top.

1076
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,640
No, they have to do they have to
be complete silence.

1077
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,520
They can't do anything ever
other than this.

1078
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,240
If it was one of their
activities and fine.

1079
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,160
If it's every day I might say to
them if if in my school I have a

1080
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,920
culture of the kids are allowed
outside for the 1st 1015 minutes

1081
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,600
of the day rather than coming
straight and doing work, then I

1082
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,680
would be a bit concerned that
there would be a teacher just

1083
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,480
pulling their whole class in
from that little morning time.

1084
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,320
In fact, I would actually say to
them, don't do that.

1085
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,280
So what you're saying is you'd
build in time where that morning

1086
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,400
time instead of doing some work,
Yeah, you would say it's

1087
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,080
playtime, but.
Yeah, I think, I think it's so

1088
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,440
important for kids to catch up
in the morning.

1089
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,120
I think it's such an underrated
part of the day.

1090
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,320
Let the kids just let them like
zone in to school for Christ's

1091
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,520
sake.
Don't make them do times tables

1092
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,240
45 seconds after they walk
through the door.

1093
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,400
Genuinely, I don't like it.
I really don't like that morning

1094
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,760
work.
Do you think it can work though?

1095
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,280
I think there are some places
for a little bit of structure

1096
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,920
maybe.
Maybe it's a bit of give and

1097
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,880
take.
If they have the 1st 10 minutes

1098
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,240
and the 2nd 10 minutes, they
have to come to the classroom.

1099
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,600
But it's up to the teachers what
they want to do.

1100
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,320
Because you know what, if one
teacher wanted to spend that

1101
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,840
whole 10 minutes chatting about
something happened yesterday, I

1102
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,640
don't want to penalise them in
the same way I don't want to

1103
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,200
penalise the other teacher who's
thinking, do you know what?

1104
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,960
My kids love times.
They play rock stars and they

1105
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,320
just want to play.
On that every day, there's a

1106
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,360
theme here.
Autonomy.

1107
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,560
Autonomy.
Yeah, there is, isn't there?

1108
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,240
Can you not talk?
Sorry, That's actually my point.

1109
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,200
I think I'll be waiting for
that.

1110
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,040
This is interesting one.
It doesn't happen very often.

1111
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,160
Afternoon break, So after lunch,
another break time.

1112
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,480
It's not something I would walk
in on the job and say we're

1113
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,040
doing this immediately.
It is something that I think is

1114
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,440
absolutely brilliant.
I think back to when we were in

1115
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,960
school, we definitely had
afternoon break.

1116
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,520
The children are young enough to
do you know what play is

1117
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,280
important.
I'm a really passionate advocate

1118
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,360
for play.
It's something I'd, I'd walk in

1119
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,560
on and I'd really try and work
on over a bit of time to make it

1120
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,840
happen.
Because what I would not want to

1121
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,040
do is walk in and say, right,
guys, 20 minutes every afternoon

1122
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,360
we're out in the playground.
Because I know as a teacher I'd

1123
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,160
be like, no, I've just planned
all this work you told me to

1124
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,560
plan and now I've got to find 20
minutes somewhere.

1125
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,800
Like you get annoyed when kids
get brought out of lessons for

1126
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,880
certain things.
It would be the same thing on

1127
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,000
steroids, like, yeah, OK, every
single person's missing 20

1128
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,600
minutes every afternoon.
I I'd have to instil again, this

1129
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,800
culture of let's strip things
back a bit.

1130
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,680
It's OK if we do a bit less.
And because of that, the

1131
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,920
children have brought back some
time to play because it's

1132
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,680
important.
And they're five, you know what

1133
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,400
I mean?
I think a lot of infant schools

1134
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,680
do have afternoon break.
I think we're in a Junior

1135
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,080
School.
We're like warped in terms of a

1136
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,160
lot of junior schools don't.
But I, I just think, yeah, what

1137
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,040
is the downside to it, honestly?
Oh, we didn't know I'd do the

1138
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,880
match watching task in our
history lesson.

1139
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,920
OK.
OK, your kids are refreshed.

1140
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,960
They've had a bit of fun.
And you know what?

1141
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,520
They've got more time
interacting with each other and

1142
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,160
they need to be social.
Last one, Yeah.

1143
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,680
Mobile phones in school.
Banham.

1144
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,880
Completely.
Yeah, yeah.

1145
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,360
Every single.
In primary school we're talking

1146
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:01,880
about, right?
Yeah.

1147
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,360
Primary school, Banham,
Absolutely.

1148
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,880
Whatever, they are ridiculous.
Walking home after I need to get

1149
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,200
hold of mum because I'm walking
home I want to.

1150
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,800
Make sure OK, all right, I'm
thinking smartphones.

1151
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,600
My policy would well structured
in my head.

1152
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,440
They can have a little little
Nokia brick phones.

1153
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:13,800
You know what?
I.

1154
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,960
Mean oh, but oh, but little
Johnny's already got an iPhone.

1155
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,480
Don't care, don't go.
Honestly go and buy them a 5 LB

1156
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,360
phone from Tesco.
It's that important to you and

1157
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,760
they've already got 1000 LB
phone.

1158
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,240
Don't get that one.
OK because we have the 1000 LB

1159
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,040
phone.
If this was an issue.

1160
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,760
Seriously don't get the 5 LB
phone.

1161
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Give them that it goes in a box
at school and they can take it.

1162
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,160
In pay as you go, just whacked
in.

1163
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,560
Seriously.
Yeah, honestly, like

1164
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,200
smartphones.
Kids don't need smartphones.

1165
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,600
They are terrible.
They're detrimental to

1166
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,200
everything.
Every.

1167
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,280
They're just terrible.
I.

1168
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,360
Absolutely agree.
Right.

1169
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,120
That was kind of quick fire that
was that was nice.

1170
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:42,680
So now we're going to go into
categories, let's say.

1171
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,480
So if we were in charge of a
school, like we said a million

1172
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,760
times, we love doing this
podcast because it not only, it

1173
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,720
just gives us an opportunity to
talk about our frustrations,

1174
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,320
which everyone can relate to.
Everyone knows in their job, no

1175
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,680
matter what your job is, there's
always going to be frustrations

1176
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,960
you want to talk about.
And it doesn't mean you hate

1177
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,440
everything about your job.
It just means you're a human

1178
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,800
being where things are annoying
and you try and find solutions.

1179
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,800
And a big part of our podcast
that we do really pride

1180
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,920
ourselves on is trying to come
up with solutions rather than

1181
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,280
just saying this is bad, isn't
it?

1182
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,520
Definitely.
So in our 100th episode, we

1183
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,760
thought, let's take our
favourite part of the podcast,

1184
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,160
which is trying to brainstorm
and come up with ways of fixing

1185
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,440
things and kind of just like do
it massively across the board.

1186
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,160
If we're in charge of a school,
what would it look like?

1187
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,560
So we've categorised some bits.
Do you want to start us off?

1188
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,640
It's.
Probably a bit ambitious, isn't

1189
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,480
it?
We've got a lot of things there.

1190
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,040
We get through, we get through.
Do you know what I mean?

1191
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,280
Let's talk about marking because
we've both got quite strong

1192
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,560
opinions on marking, right?
So I kind of want to start with

1193
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,800
you, to be honest with you.
I would like to know, most

1194
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,600
schools have, all schools have a
marking policy.

1195
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,960
What would be your expectations
as a leader of your teachers

1196
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,400
when it comes to marking books
after lessons?

1197
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,120
Yeah, OK.
It it because of my policy

1198
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,320
marking books after lessons
would become really not

1199
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,880
necessary.
OK, so first thing I build in

1200
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,320
the opportunity to live mark as
much as possible.

1201
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,400
And that's not that's not just
because it helps teach

1202
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,760
well-being a workload, but that
is a reason.

1203
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,160
And it's OK for it to be a
reason.

1204
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,960
OK, so that is a reason.
It's also because live marking

1205
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,960
is so much better.
Live marking is so much more for

1206
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,720
the children to have instant
feedback.

1207
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,640
It's just more beneficial.
It's as simple as that.

1208
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,000
So my policy would be as much
live marking as possible in

1209
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,200
maths, almost everyday live
marking, if there's some

1210
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,240
reasoning to go through or some
answers you want to read.

1211
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,880
Do you know what I would say
after every maths lesson, you

1212
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,000
should just flick through the
book.

1213
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,480
That can take 20 seconds per
book.

1214
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,960
In a class of 30 children,
that's 10 minutes.

1215
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,320
OK.
I think it's reasonable to have

1216
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,480
just 10 minutes to flick
through.

1217
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,000
Flick through and know where
your children are for English

1218
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,920
and unless it's independent
writing or a chunk of writing,

1219
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,000
again, I would say if it's
sentence level work, marketing

1220
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,280
class.
If they're identifying where the

1221
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,880
adverb is in a sentence,
marketing class.

1222
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,520
If they are putting in adverbs
into a sentence and they're

1223
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,240
doing their own writing, Peer
mark, swap books, identify it

1224
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,320
together, work as a class, do it
in lesson.

1225
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,800
Go around a helicopter.
If they've done a chunk of

1226
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,120
writing or independent write,
we've been testing this recently

1227
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,800
in school for to try and
streamline marketing again

1228
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,600
because I think sitting after
school and writing capital

1229
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,440
letter 54 times in the margin is
pointless.

1230
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,640
So I think what's really working
right now for us in English is

1231
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,040
pick one thing, pick one thing,
look at their writing and pick

1232
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,080
one thing and highlight it.
And tomorrow morning first thing

1233
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,320
they fix it themselves in class.
It's, it's more meaningful then

1234
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,040
because the children are
directly going back to what you

1235
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,040
said and it's individualised for
each child.

1236
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,600
I, I hate marking, but to me
this is the best version of

1237
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,840
English marking I've ever done
because it doesn't take very

1238
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,760
long at all.
And it's really meaningful for

1239
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,440
each child and then they're
fixing it themselves.

1240
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,600
And what's important for me in a
marking policy is the children

1241
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,160
are doing more work than the
adult.

1242
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,680
If that is not the case, then
the marking policy is broken.

1243
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,960
So I that would be my kind of
fundamental outlook when it

1244
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,800
comes to trying to sort marking
in my school, yeah, the children

1245
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,160
do more work than the adult
because A, they can see their

1246
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,520
mistakes immediately and B, it
is complete waste of time for an

1247
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,280
adult to spend all of that time
after school marking when the

1248
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,000
children don't really do
anything in the first place.

1249
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,600
Yeah, brilliant.
I agree with a lot of things you

1250
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,720
said.
I'll add a couple more things.

1251
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,240
I'd been off any kind of
grading, so I really don't like

1252
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,160
it.
I think it's very common in

1253
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,800
schools.
We've been in schools before

1254
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,880
where they give stickers and
they had a sticker for like to

1255
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,440
say if they, if we think they've
got it or not.

1256
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,560
Like a green, it's usually
colour coded like I think green

1257
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,920
is very commonly you got it.
Orange or red is very commonly

1258
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,560
you didn't get it and there
might be another colour for

1259
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,680
like, wow, you went above and
beyond.

1260
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,200
I would get rid of that.
A lot of research suggests that

1261
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,120
there's absolutely no benefit to
every single day, every single

1262
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,000
lesson, telling children whether
they got the thing right

1263
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,080
yesterday or wrong.
But there is benefit in giving

1264
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,400
them feedback in some in some
way.

1265
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,800
I think writing is the big
barrier.

1266
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,160
Writing is the one that always
comes back to when I think,

1267
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,200
yeah, scrap the right, you know,
scrap marking completely.

1268
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,800
And then I always come back to
writing and I'm like, yeah, but

1269
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,040
they do just need feedback all
the time of writing because they

1270
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,400
can't get better.
That's a hard one.

1271
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,960
Self mark as much as possible I
agree with.

1272
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,120
Live mark around the classroom
as much as possible I absolutely

1273
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,240
agree with.
I think most lessons, maths and

1274
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:02,400
most found foundation subjects
really you can get away of

1275
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,600
honestly not even marking them.
I have, I think I'd be a bit, I

1276
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,360
don't know if I'd do this.
I think I'd be quite open with

1277
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,720
my teachers, right, And just say
I don't care.

1278
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,840
I don't care what you mark and
what you don't.

1279
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,920
I'll come to writing in a
second.

1280
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Writing will be separate because
what we can do is we can, we can

1281
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,960
track the progress.
But what about as a leader?

1282
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,360
I would, it would feel really
uncomfortable to me if one

1283
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,240
teacher was spending two hours
more than another teacher.

1284
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,880
So for me, simply just saying I
don't care.

1285
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,040
Do you know what?
I do care.

1286
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,960
I really do care.
And if you're spending loads of

1287
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,040
time marking, we need to come
and try and sort it out and

1288
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,640
realise why.
So I would, I would really say

1289
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,400
to them, you know, like if we're
doing, if we're normalising, no

1290
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,200
marking in books, right, The
children have to go through the

1291
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,800
school not having marking.
Yeah, that's a good point.

1292
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,000
Because as soon as it comes, if
it comes to the year 4 teacher

1293
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,280
and let's say they've got a
different maths teacher who's

1294
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,320
giving them feedback in the
book, but then their English

1295
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,400
teacher isn't because the policy
says I'll do whatever the

1296
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,120
children will becomes.
Why am I not getting in this

1297
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,360
book?
I think it really has to be

1298
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,320
consistent in that respect.
And if we're saying nothing in

1299
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,160
books, maybe doing whole class
marking on a feedback bit of

1300
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,640
paper that I think that has to
be consistent.

1301
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,800
I think that's where it's easy
for us to say, oh, leadership

1302
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,040
are bad because they don't do
this.

1303
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,360
So why do they care?
I'm an autonomous professional.

1304
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,640
I do think there is.
If I became a leader, I would be

1305
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,400
like, no, no, guys, look, it
needs to be like this because

1306
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,000
I've listened to you and I'm
reducing your workload and I'm

1307
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,920
making it more meaningful.
Yeah, that's a good point.

1308
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,800
Because then if someone else
doesn't do it, it does raise the

1309
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,800
bar.
We will always talk about

1310
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,560
someone raises the bar and
everyone's expected to do it.

1311
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,360
You're absolutely right.
So I guess what I meant by I

1312
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,040
don't care is like I, I'd have a
really small threshold and I,

1313
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,800
and why?
But I don't care about things

1314
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,320
like this, right?
I think personally as a teacher,

1315
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,720
I could just flick through some
books and not even all of them

1316
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,000
sometimes.
I reckon I could flick through

1317
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,720
sometimes six or seven books
after a maths lesson or an

1318
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,800
English lesson and be like, OK,
I can see a general

1319
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,320
misconception arising and I'm
not going to do 5 misconceptions

1320
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,480
tomorrow.
I'm going to do 1 anyway, so I'm

1321
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,520
going to do the first one I
found.

1322
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,240
I can see what's going on here.
I don't even need to look at all

1323
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,040
the books and I wouldn't.
What I'm saying is I wouldn't

1324
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,200
say to teachers like you have to
look through, if we don't do

1325
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,680
marking, we're really cutting
back on marking.

1326
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,400
But you must look through all
the books every single day.

1327
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,920
I think I'd even go a step
further and be like, you just

1328
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,840
need to get a semblance of what
they can and can't do for the

1329
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,160
next lesson.
You need to understand what the

1330
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,240
misconceptions are.
You might have even honestly

1331
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,360
picked it up by the time you've
ended teach, finished teaching

1332
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,880
and you don't even need to look
at the books full stop that day.

1333
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,320
So it's almost like just
allowing them to go even a

1334
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,040
little bit lower with the word
and not higher.

1335
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,120
So I think still setting a bar
of in our school, this is what

1336
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,480
we do.
We live, Mark, and you don't

1337
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,200
give the kids a grade at the end
of each lesson, but you do need

1338
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,240
to, however you do that, know
what the next step is for those

1339
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,400
children, whether it means
looking through six books, all

1340
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,200
the books, no books, whatever.
That, that's kind of where I put

1341
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,000
that now with writing.
Few things, I think there's a

1342
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,520
few things.
One whole class feedback I think

1343
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,280
is really powerful because
again, you can do that.

1344
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,360
You can do that in writing.
You can look through six books

1345
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,840
and be like, Oh my God, three of
them already.

1346
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,680
They're not getting apostrophes.
And I really try to focus on

1347
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,080
that today.
That's my thing for tomorrow.

1348
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:47,960
Yeah, whatever.
Do you know what?

1349
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,760
1 focus at a time anyway.
So there's no value in me

1350
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,440
looking at the rest of them.
I already, I can already see

1351
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,600
that.
I think one thing at a time is

1352
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,840
really, really powerful.
Exactly something as complex as

1353
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,360
writing.
And then occasionally I think

1354
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,120
I'd have maybe like a.
Once per term.

1355
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:01,960
Once per term, there needs to be
some sort of assessed piece.

1356
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,000
And I say assessed loosely
because it could literally just

1357
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,080
be that we build into our school
a time where all the kids get a

1358
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,560
bit of 1 to one feedback of one
of the adults.

1359
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,640
We pull adults together into
that that year group for that

1360
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,080
one week and everyone just gets
a little bit of time to go

1361
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,160
through a piece of work
properly.

1362
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,360
It could even be like, imagine
you imagine you, you've got your

1363
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,960
books and you just like record
each kid a minute of feedback on

1364
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,360
a thing.
You just look, you're not set

1365
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,840
that mark in.
I'm getting a grid out.

1366
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,360
Look at it and taking off all
these grid things and assessing

1367
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,480
you're just going recording
something hi Ed about here's my

1368
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,840
feedback reading for your work.
Listen to this just like trying

1369
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,400
to bring it all together then to
finish off marking.

1370
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,200
Now, yeah, what would your
actual policy be then?

1371
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,600
Because I feel like you said
like 5 or 6 different things, a

1372
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,360
bit wishy washy, honest,
honestly about if you were my

1373
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,280
leader, I'd be like, OK, well
what do you want me to do?

1374
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,000
So literally what would you say
to people then?

1375
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,800
Like in terms of we've said lots
of live marking as much as

1376
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,520
possible going through the
books, isn't it?

1377
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,160
When it comes to writing, you
could do this or that, but OK,

1378
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,680
what the people need a policy.
So what would you say to?

1379
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,600
People.
Well, here's what I think we

1380
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,120
need to break the meta.
I think we need a marking right

1381
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,920
policy and I think we need a
marking policy for everything

1382
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,000
else because they're so separate
in my head, I think I always try

1383
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,080
to confine them into the same
thing and they're just not.

1384
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,360
I think that's it.
Writing is totally different.

1385
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,800
It's nothing like any other
subject.

1386
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,280
It isn't anything like it.
It's so subjective.

1387
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,520
They need constant guidance to
improve, nothing like anything

1388
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,600
else.
So I have I'd have a writing

1389
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,600
policy that would encapsulate a
lot of things I was just saying.

1390
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,600
And I'd have a really basic
marking policy of this is this

1391
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,400
is your hierarchy, hierarchy of
how you mark live marking and

1392
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,160
expectations, minimum
expectations.

1393
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,720
And if you can, if you can do it
easier, then do it.

1394
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,920
Use your professional judgement.
Interesting.

1395
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,080
Yes.
OK.

1396
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,440
So OK, the market.
Very interesting.

1397
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,600
I mean, that was a long chat
there.

1398
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,360
Let's let's go into it.
That's ambitious.

1399
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,040
Yeah, very ambitious.
Let's see how much.

1400
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,080
We can get in.
So planning in general, I'm

1401
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,720
going to whack planning in with
how you would manage change as a

1402
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,600
leader, OK.
Because when we're talking about

1403
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,040
planning, you know, we can talk
about schemes, we can talk about

1404
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,920
autonomy of the teacher.
And the reason I'm putting it in

1405
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,080
with managing change is because
the huge barrier I'd have as a

1406
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,040
leader when it comes to planning
and managing change and going to

1407
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,960
a new scheme or a new idea is my
my well-being and workload of my

1408
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,920
teachers.
So how would you manage change?

1409
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,000
How would you say to your staff,
do you know what guys, we need

1410
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,360
to change this curriculum for
history that's going to cause

1411
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,200
you to be planning in this way
or that way in general?

1412
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,560
What would you say to your staff
in terms of expectations for

1413
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,800
planning?
Where should it be?

1414
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,720
How much is there you they need
to provide to you?

1415
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,600
But also then if, if planning
changed and we had to implement

1416
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,400
huge amounts of workload because
planning takes up most of our

1417
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,640
time, how would you manage that
as well?

1418
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,520
OK, quite a lot there.
I think some really basic ones I

1419
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,920
can do is I.
Wouldn't have written planning.

1420
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,760
I think written planning, I
think that's quite common now.

1421
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,080
That was kind of bend off a long
time ago.

1422
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,600
A lot of people make a lot of
our most of our lessons that's

1423
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,760
face it are on PowerPoint or
smart notebook or something

1424
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,920
anyway.
So how would you do a medium

1425
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,280
term plan?
I mean, no, no, yeah.

1426
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,520
Sorry, that's different.
So I mean.

1427
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,120
Like weekly written plans, write
down daily what my what's going

1428
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,720
to be, what the task is, what my
challenges for the children,

1429
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,960
what the, you know all that.
Especially when it's already on

1430
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,440
the slide exactly I think.
Anything where stuff gets.

1431
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,680
Doubled up, we don't do it.
So if the planning already

1432
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,560
exists on the slide, that's
fine.

1433
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,720
But you know what isn't on on
the slide?

1434
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,280
The medium term plan.
I think that needs to be

1435
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,720
separate and that comes before,
doesn't it?

1436
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,040
It comes before and it should be
very straightforward.

1437
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,000
Honestly, just a progression of
learning objectives is generally

1438
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,080
fine for most things.
There might be some nuances.

1439
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,800
I'd look into it if my subject
leads.

1440
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,720
OK, maybe we need a little bit
of nuance here, but we keep it

1441
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,800
as simple as possible to show
progression because you're

1442
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,480
planning for progression anyway.
And if you're not doing that,

1443
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,680
you're actually not doing your
job properly.

1444
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,320
So I do think you need to plan
for progression.

1445
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,280
And if you're doing that, you
might as well just write it down

1446
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,800
and also in that if they.
Already exist somewhere, like

1447
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,800
for example the White Rose
scheme of learning that

1448
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,920
progression of medium term
plans.

1449
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,560
Don't rewrite, no, you just use
that.

1450
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,320
Just use that.
Yeah, you, you literally say,

1451
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,680
oh, I'm using that progression
document.

1452
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,680
Oh, it's not in our format
though, is it the number that's

1453
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,200
called logo at the top logo.
OK, It's not in size 112.

1454
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:41,960
Yeah.
Yeah.

1455
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,640
OK.
So planning that there'd be very

1456
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,080
loose rules around like that
sort of stuff.

1457
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,960
Like, it has to be, you know,
some schools are really strict.

1458
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,800
Like everything is in comic sand
and it's all size 12.

1459
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,120
You must got progression.
You must.

1460
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,760
Use a green.
Here's the hex code for the.

1461
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,840
Colour of the green that we use
in the background for all slides

1462
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,120
OK all right you know I just say
look even if I wanted the colour

1463
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,920
belt just use a colour
background because maybe it's

1464
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,560
easier for children to see I
don't really care about your

1465
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,880
font don't really care whatever
you're not going to micromanage

1466
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,360
yeah I'm not going to
micromanage at that level if.

1467
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,560
I had a problem.
I then maybe dive deep into that

1468
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,160
that with that one member of
staff.

1469
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,920
But OK, maybe you're just you're
missing something here, but

1470
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,040
going back to managing change,
this is a huge thing and this is

1471
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,880
something that I think schools
are missing out on big time

1472
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,840
because this managing change,
just to clarify.

1473
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:23,440
It it is basically all about
whacking on planning workload.

1474
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,000
That is basically what change
does.

1475
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,920
I have been in this school and
you guys listening will

1476
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,440
probably.
Have been in a school at some

1477
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,560
point where they change four
things at once and it is too

1478
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,840
much it is literally too much.
You cannot do it.

1479
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,160
One or two things happens people
burn out and they you know, they

1480
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,560
sacrifice so much in their lives
to do it or people don't do it

1481
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,160
properly and then it was
complete the pointless anyway,

1482
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,440
right?
Which I think often happens.

1483
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,520
So what would you do as well?
What would I so I would have?

1484
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,680
A very, very.
Clear policy of managing change

1485
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,320
where firstly, if we want to
change something has to come of

1486
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,680
extremely clear rationale and
evidence that we need to change

1487
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,800
it.
And that wouldn't just be from

1488
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,840
me, that be with the team that
say it was particular subject.

1489
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,680
We have the subject lead.
We might even have an external

1490
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,880
person if you got people working
in local authority, whatever

1491
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,280
hooped up.
Often schools do have advisors,

1492
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,720
improvement advisor, improvement
plans, you talk to the

1493
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,120
governors, whatever, be like,
right.

1494
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,400
I think we need to focus on this
really clear.

1495
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,840
That's step one of the managing
change policy.

1496
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,160
You haven't done that.
You've broken the policy.

1497
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,240
You can't just be like, oh,
overnight, oh, you know what, I

1498
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,440
saw some books yesterday and
actually I'm sick of this.

1499
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,120
I'm changing it tomorrow.
No, you can't do that #2

1500
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:21,400
training if you think.
That change?

1501
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,040
Comes because teachers just
don't fancy it and you saying oh

1502
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,640
you got to make it better now is
the reason that it wasn't

1503
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,480
already that good.
You are insane.

1504
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,520
It has to cut if you.
If you want to make a.

1505
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,120
Change.
Then you got to take leadership.

1506
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,400
You got to take only.
You're a leader.

1507
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,200
You got to manage your staff by
providing them with the adequate

1508
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:44,200
training and plenty of time for
them to really internalise that

1509
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,240
because teachers are busy, they
don't often do you know, what if

1510
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,600
your training is going to be
after, after a long day for five

1511
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,320
weeks in a row, the chance are
they going to remember all of it

1512
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,600
anyway?
Because that's a good quality

1513
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,200
training, good quality training
in place.

1514
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,320
OK.
Measure it, then test it.

1515
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,200
So you'd have a maybe a control,
a small, a couple of members of

1516
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,160
staff, perhaps you give a few
mornings out, say can you have a

1517
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,160
go at this?
I want to see if this is even

1518
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,960
doable, see what they produce
and time it.

1519
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,080
And see what impact it's going.
To have and make a decision

1520
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,880
based on that as well.
Don't be afraid to say no to

1521
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,000
something because you know it's
going to have detrimental impact

1522
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
on workflow.
Don't just be blinded by the

1523
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,280
fact that it's a it, oh, it's a
4% improvement in what we could

1524
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,120
possibly do, but it's going to
increase workflow by 50%.

1525
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,560
As a leader, I would be, so I
would be weighing up that all

1526
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,560
the time.
And it would not be a case of

1527
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,960
just oh can I eke out 2% because
if it's not worth my teachers

1528
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,160
time, it's going to have a
detrimental impact on the whole

1529
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,000
curriculum they're delivering
because they're burnt out.

1530
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,320
Step 3.
Impact genuinely.

1531
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,680
Measure the impact, exactly what
you just said, on staff and on

1532
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,280
the children in a controlled
environment.

1533
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,400
In a controlled environment,
you're giving people time to do

1534
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,320
this.
They are, you know, they're

1535
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,960
being your Guinea pigs, they're
being helpful and they're doing

1536
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,440
this for you.
And you measure both.

1537
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,000
And if they don't both meet
whatever threshold I would have,

1538
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,160
I know it right now, but there'd
be a threshold of it has to be

1539
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,960
not this bad for teachers and it
has to be this much better for

1540
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,280
pupils.
If it doesn't meet those two

1541
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,760
criteria, then we go back to the
drawing board and then finally

1542
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,120
implementing and reviewing, but
giving staff the time as much as

1543
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,160
humanly possible.
If you're saying this is going

1544
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,000
to cost you four extra hours a
week and I'm and I'm taking

1545
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,720
nothing away and then you don't
even try to give them some time

1546
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,120
to do that.
So you would give time.

1547
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,160
Absolutely, I would give time.
Absolutely, I give time.

1548
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,040
Not just expected.
Yeah, do.

1549
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,240
You know I don't have a.
Wishy washy world maybe?

1550
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:30,520
Maybe I can only actually
physically give them two hours a

1551
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,120
week for a few for a month to
try and do this, but it ends up

1552
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,720
taking them four hours and a big
thing.

1553
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,280
Don't change four things at
once.

1554
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,640
Yeah, that's the biggest thing,
isn't it?

1555
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,240
Yeah.
So you know.

1556
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:40,680
You're doing all this because
it's going to.

1557
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,680
Imagine changing a curriculum
for English, let's say, for an

1558
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,320
entire school is going to impact
all of your primary school

1559
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,680
teachers because they all teach
English.

1560
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,120
Yeah, don't do something else at
the same time.

1561
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,520
Don't change maths.
That's happening.

1562
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,040
Yeah.
And I think that's where a

1563
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,800
leader has to be on top of your
maths lead, your English stage,

1564
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,840
your RE lead, your science lead,
because you have to say to them,

1565
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,800
look, that's a fantastic idea.
But we are full 100% going on

1566
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,200
this at the minute.
Chill out.

1567
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,160
And here's the catch 22 if you
as a leader.

1568
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,960
You start this and you're like,
Oh no, but we actually really

1569
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,240
have to change this other
subject.

1570
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,480
Why have you not identified this
until now?

1571
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,240
Why is it so urgently in need of
change right now?

1572
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,720
Like what happened in the lead
up to this?

1573
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,920
Because you know, what if it was
that urgent right now and things

1574
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,560
don't just go from zero to 100
overnight or, or backwards, you

1575
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,360
know, I mean, and you've, you've
done something wrong and you've

1576
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,600
missed it.
That's on you.

1577
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,600
That's not on your staff now to
pick up your pieces because you

1578
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,320
didn't notice something else was
desperately in need of change as

1579
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,920
well.
One thing at a time, right?

1580
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,600
These these points are really
good I'm.

1581
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,760
Actually really enjoying this
conversation, but I'm gonna ask

1582
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,280
us to narrow this down a bit.
Now let's let's get laser

1583
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,360
focused.
We're kind of falling into that

1584
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,520
little bit of a trap where
people probably listen, they're

1585
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,880
like, well, what would you do as
leaders?

1586
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,480
And we're like, well, here's
five different things that I

1587
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:51,000
call let's narrow it down.
Then you've got one for me.

1588
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,440
Yeah.
OK.

1589
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,200
All right, let's let's do that.
So what would your?

1590
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,840
Policy be for homework.
OK homework.

1591
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,840
I'm talking a primary.
School Now my, my homework

1592
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,600
policy would be very
straightforward, read for at

1593
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,840
least half an hour every week,
practise your times tables for

1594
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:05,840
at least half an hour every
week.

1595
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,840
And I say half an hour and that
people won't think what look,

1596
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,800
what I would do is I would
incentivise it up to half an

1597
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,160
hour.
OK, if children are not getting

1598
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,600
the support at home, I don't
believe in punishing the

1599
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,360
children.
I I don't like that at all.

1600
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,720
So I'd have no punishment in
place.

1601
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,440
But what I would do is as a
school, it'd be our duty to make

1602
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,640
sure the children are getting at
least half an hour of an adult

1603
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,320
reading every week and at least
half an hour of times table or

1604
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,840
maths like #1's practise every
week, the basic skills.

1605
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:36,600
So that would be the homework.
And if it's not happening that

1606
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,000
we would step in for those
children.

1607
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,720
And that would be my policy, as
simple as that.

1608
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,840
Every single child in my school
would be getting at least half

1609
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,360
an hour of quality reading, more
to be honest if it was lower

1610
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,080
down in the school, and at least
half an hour of quality

1611
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,800
timetable practise.
And that would be either through

1612
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,800
built in timetabled stuff or
through home.

1613
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,200
And I would say to parents, and
I'd make it as simplistic as

1614
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,520
possible.
If you can reach this goal, it

1615
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,640
will have an amazing effect on
your children, particularly

1616
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,600
reading.
But I would view children not

1617
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,520
doing homework in a primary
school as our burden and not the

1618
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,840
child's punishment.
Yeah.

1619
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,640
What do you mean by that?
What I mean by that is.

1620
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,680
I think a lot of schools kind
of.

1621
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:20,040
Fall into if you're not doing
your homework at home, staying

1622
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,400
at break time, right?
If you're not doing your

1623
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,640
homework at home, I'm going to
punish you by you're missing

1624
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,760
your break. 2 reasons I think
break time is incredibly

1625
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,400
important.
I really do.

1626
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,120
And I'm not just saying it
because Oh yeah, of course you

1627
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,000
would.
Kids get the kids out.

1628
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,440
You don't got them in your
classroom anymore.

1629
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,320
Well, that's one part of it.
It's my break time as well.

1630
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,680
The other part of it is it's
just good for children to get

1631
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,240
outside and socialise.
And I think it, I think it's

1632
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,560
just squeezed too much anyway.
And the other part is I just

1633
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,080
when they're a certain age and
they're young, there's certain

1634
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,320
home lives where you can't get
your homework done for every

1635
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,280
reason.
It has to be from the parents at

1636
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,760
home, the adults at home to also
just instil that, you know,

1637
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,160
drive to do it at home.
It's a trick on, isn't it?

1638
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,400
At the end of the day, there's
got to be a line.

1639
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,040
Somewhere.
So sure, it has to be a line

1640
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,520
somewhere, as in like it's.
Like.

1641
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,520
Is it only our responsibility to
get these kids?

1642
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,560
No, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I'm agreeing with you.

1643
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,480
I'm.
Saying like, there's got to be a

1644
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:10,720
line where.
Eventually it's just like, well,

1645
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,920
look at the end of the day,
parents say is your

1646
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,680
responsibility.
We can.

1647
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,680
You're all guidance in the
world.

1648
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,520
Yeah, completely got to read.
But what I mean?

1649
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,600
Is if there's, if there's a 5
year old not getting half an

1650
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,440
hour reading with Nava every
week, yeah, I'm going to make

1651
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,160
sure that happens.
That's what I'm saying.

1652
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,360
I'm, I'm, I'm just saying that I
would, I would say to parents do

1653
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:25,960
this.
Yeah.

1654
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,040
But I would say, do you know
what I'm going to provide the

1655
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,640
safety net in school if they can
do extra at home.

1656
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,760
These are the two things that
are very simple for you to do

1657
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,280
that will have an impact.
But I'm going to provide the

1658
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,280
safety net in my school where I
know my children are getting

1659
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,200
this minimal level.
I find that really interesting

1660
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,320
because what you're essentially
saying is you.

1661
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,360
Won't rely on the homework being
an essential part of like how

1662
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,200
they they achieve stuff at
school you what the school

1663
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,600
facilitates that and these are
all things that I really would

1664
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,960
like you to do yeah but you know
what it's not going to be like

1665
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,160
you know my week doesn't break
because they didn't do the

1666
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,240
homework I'm not going to punish
them at break time I'm going to

1667
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,400
just factor in some things in
school and that's why I think

1668
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,040
from my point of view with.
You know, a lot of people say

1669
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,880
about what about spellings?
Should they go home?

1670
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,720
Yeah, that's probably like the
middle ground between doing

1671
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,120
like, you know, really
complicated homework and times

1672
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,520
tables and reading.
I think it should just be

1673
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,400
simplified.
Homework is just times tables

1674
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,680
and reading and spelling's
taught in classes.

1675
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,720
We pass it in school.
I just think it's really simple

1676
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,160
for parents to understand very
clear goals.

1677
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:20,440
You can remember it like that,
like really instantly.

1678
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,960
And we provide the safety net.
Still in school.

1679
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,440
That would be my policy.
Yeah.

1680
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:25,160
Brilliant.
Brilliant.

1681
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:25,880
Love that.
Thank you.

1682
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,440
That's really.
Good.

1683
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,120
Welcome.
You're welcome.

1684
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,560
So how about?
I'm, I'm going to pick your

1685
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:30,640
brains.
You're, you're a leader in

1686
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,240
school.
What would your timetable look

1687
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,680
like?
This is a quite bulky question,

1688
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,720
I get it.
But just just like a theme,

1689
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,840
let's say like, yeah, would it
be really strict?

1690
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,760
Would it be very calculated?
Would it be X amount of time and

1691
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,000
this X timeout and that?
What would your timetable look

1692
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,720
like?
And importantly, what would PPA

1693
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,240
look like for staff?
Because unfortunately I did a

1694
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,720
poll recently on Instagram and I
think it was something like

1695
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:58,000
between 20 and 30% of teachers
don't get consistent PPA where

1696
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,400
they know what's happening every
single week.

1697
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,600
That is mad to me.
I wouldn't be that I'm going to.

1698
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,760
Start with PPA and I'm going to
backwards work from a timetable

1699
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:09,000
PPA at my school, I would find a
way to make the dream work.

1700
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,760
The one we talked about the
other week.

1701
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:15,360
I would find a way to give
teachers a day off a week and I

1702
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,320
and I would, I'm assuming in my
made-up school here because

1703
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,920
obviously every school's
different size, right?

1704
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,040
I'm assuming my made-up school,
let's say I've got a bog

1705
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:24,000
standard like 2 for mentary
school, all the teachers, they

1706
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,720
have some sort of subject
leadership, but just one, right?

1707
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:29,000
And I would just band it
together with that one day a

1708
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,080
week and I'd make it happen.
Whether it, whether it was

1709
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,800
getting PPA staff in, like I
know our school and other

1710
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,160
schools, we have specialists
come in to teach certain things.

1711
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,080
In that other school example,
there was an art specialist

1712
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,360
coming in, whatever.
But I would find ways to happen,

1713
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,480
make that happen.
And my PPA, I would never, ever,

1714
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,160
ever, ever.
I'd be so clear in my culture in

1715
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,920
my school that PPA is sacred.
It is your time as a teacher to

1716
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,040
do what you feel is necessary.
It's completely undirected.

1717
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,840
I would never ever never let
anything or anyone in my school.

1718
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,560
I'd be so draconian with this
that you cannot do it so strict.

1719
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,640
Take away that time from a
teacher and I'd say you can use

1720
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:03,760
it in the building or not.
If there happens to be something

1721
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:06,160
that you have to be in the
building for after school, it's

1722
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:07,800
up to you whether you want to go
home or not for it.

1723
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,080
If it was every single week, I'd
make sure that wasn't happening

1724
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,800
because it's not fair.
If it was one member of staff

1725
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,160
whose PPA was always before this
planned meeting at half, I'd be

1726
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,200
like, that's literally not fair.
So I would find a way.

1727
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,560
Either the meeting would change
doing teams or they come in in

1728
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,439
teams or whatever it is.
You'd find a way that they can

1729
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,800
go home still if they'd like to.
So that's PPA.

1730
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:26,479
I'm finding a way to do it.
I know.

1731
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,120
Budget, Budget, OK, I know.
But some schools do it, so

1732
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,040
clearly it's possible.
Yeah.

1733
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,840
So it's possible.
There'll be Ted teachers.

1734
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160
Listening to this guy, I wish I
could, but I just can't.

1735
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,160
Do you know what?
Look, I, I it's case.

1736
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,880
By case at this point there's no
point me making up you would

1737
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,960
try.
I would, yeah, try my hard.

1738
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,319
I'd do everything I possibly
could to make that a reality.

1739
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,399
And it'd be one of my highest
priorities because I think I get

1740
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:46,479
better teachers out of it.
And TA is listening, saying,

1741
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,080
well, that's just us for.
Cover then you you wouldn't.

1742
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,120
No, no TA, that wouldn't be my
go to.

1743
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,880
Policy.
I'm sure some TA might be end up

1744
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,279
being used for certain things,
but it wouldn't be my go to

1745
01:08:55,359 --> 01:08:57,960
policy that Tasmania are
covering a whole day doing PPA

1746
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,200
and if they do, they've got
time.

1747
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:00,279
Yeah, it'd be.
Fair.

1748
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:02,520
Basically it would be something
else, but it really does depend

1749
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,359
on the schools.
There's no point.

1750
01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:05,840
Pretending I can do one example,
that's what I'd strive towards

1751
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,760
and in my timetable, my
timetable, I think I'd sit with

1752
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,720
my I would sit with my staff and
I'd say look this is my

1753
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,880
expectations of how much maths
and English I want to get taught

1754
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,680
because they're the core
subjects and we'd and we'd come

1755
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,600
together we'd probably I'd
science that's cool.

1756
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,000
Science is a core subject, but.
It's.

1757
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,439
Not do you know what I mean?
It is, but it's not.

1758
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,399
But, but as a head, you've got
the opportunity to.

1759
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,720
Really instil the fact Oh no,
no, it is a core subject and I

1760
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,040
don't care that it's not in this
hat.

1761
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,319
I'm not going to fall into this
trap.

1762
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:32,279
Do you know what?
Yeah, we're going to do X amount

1763
01:09:32,279 --> 01:09:34,000
of science as well.
So would you, would you say that

1764
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,680
for science or would you?
No, I'd keep science as a topic

1765
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,399
base it sounds.
Like you would, but I just

1766
01:09:38,399 --> 01:09:40,560
would, I'd I'd keep science as a
as a topic based thing.

1767
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,080
I'd maybe give it a bit more
weighting than the other

1768
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,120
subjects so there is more time
to explore that subject

1769
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:45,479
completely.
So what I'm saying is, I guess

1770
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:46,439
with maths and English you're
saying?

1771
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,479
Minimum amount of time I need to
spend on this like we need to

1772
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,600
get.
I mean, I would have that for

1773
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,000
the other subjects as well, but
I'd start I, I.

1774
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,480
Was just starting with maths and
English.

1775
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,760
I, I, you know.
I've heard of.

1776
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,240
Schools where they do well, they
don't necessarily just have

1777
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,320
maths every morning at the same
time.

1778
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,880
Sometimes I have maths in the
afternoon on a different

1779
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:01,920
subject.
I really like that.

1780
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,800
I'd quite like to create a
timetable for my school that

1781
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,240
would work where it's not just
maths the same slot every day or

1782
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,480
five days a week.
I also really like the idea of

1783
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:12,400
in my timetable of only having 4
maths lessons per week.

1784
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,640
I don't think we need, I don't
think I've said this before and

1785
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,680
I'll die on this hill.
I don't think we need to do as

1786
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:22,160
much maths and possibly even
English as we so that we can do

1787
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,560
more science.
So we'll, yeah.

1788
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,120
Do you know?
What?

1789
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,960
Yeah, so we.
Can do a bit more science and,

1790
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,880
and whatever other subjects, you
know, maybe we're focusing on

1791
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,720
that term.
But I think I'd have a set, a

1792
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:33,400
set timetable, but it would be
slightly malleable in terms of,

1793
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,400
you know, if a teacher, if it
was a class teacher, I didn't

1794
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,720
have sets in your school.
In my school probably wouldn't

1795
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,960
be sets.
So it might just be, you know,

1796
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,200
you've got your class.
Yeah, if they wanted to do

1797
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,880
English in the first slot and
then maths in the second slot,

1798
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,560
if it was that day, I'd liked a
timetable where it is a bit

1799
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,520
malleable.
I think there's too many

1800
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,640
timetables that are unbelievably
strict and like and not

1801
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,400
adaptable.
What, so that every 5 minutes,

1802
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,040
every five?
And I?

1803
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,640
Would want a timetable that's.
A bit more adaptable than that.

1804
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,960
Not completely wishy washy.
Do what you want guys.

1805
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,720
But you know what, these slots
exist.

1806
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,720
And if you really need to Swatch
that you want to do art on that

1807
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,040
morning and in fact you want to
do art in the whole morning, you

1808
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,200
know this really big project.
That's fine.

1809
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,440
Do you know what?
Just do English there and do

1810
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,000
maths the next day.
Yeah, that's OK.

1811
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,200
So my timetable will be
malleable.

1812
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:08,800
Yeah.
And.

1813
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,440
And do you know what?
Sometimes, yeah.

1814
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,120
I want to do a lesson with my
children first aim because

1815
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,160
they're just more fresh and
ready.

1816
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,120
Yeah.
And it's kind of annoying that

1817
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,560
the only time I ever do history
is when they're absolutely done

1818
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,600
in from a whole morning of
working extremely hard to finish

1819
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,840
a math.
Yeah, sometimes I'll do a

1820
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,440
history morning.
What is the math in the

1821
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,600
afternoon and what you mix it
up?

1822
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,760
Because it would just it would
really highlight the importance

1823
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,400
of the other subjects, I think.
And it would it would get more

1824
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,720
out of the children.
And I think there's a lot of

1825
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,320
room in that kind of idea for
more cross curricular stuff.

1826
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:39,640
You know what English really is?
Almost every subject you do a

1827
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,360
history morning.
I I tell you now you'll be doing

1828
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,040
English throughout it.
Yeah, of course you will.

1829
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,600
Yeah, you can't.
Not built in.

1830
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,480
Yeah, you want to.
Read this text about Henry the

1831
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:47,800
Eighth.
Yeah.

1832
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,920
Yeah answer questions about him.
That's reading comprehension,

1833
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,400
that's understanding, that's
word meaning.

1834
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,360
I've vocabulary is huge part of
topic.

1835
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,640
Yeah massive, massive.
I've heard of some schools that

1836
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,280
have a completely, completely
malleable timetable where they

1837
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,360
just say you just have to have 4
maths lessons and foreign

1838
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,240
lessons or five or whatever and
this amount of the other lessons

1839
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,440
in the week and you make it
work.

1840
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,880
I think that's crazy.
I think as a little bit like, I

1841
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,520
actually think ironically that
probably has just unnecessarily

1842
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,160
workload on the teachers because
I've got to think about that

1843
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,080
guys in there and plan a
timetable every week and it

1844
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,720
probably end up being the same.
But I like it though.

1845
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,160
It's kind of cool isn't it?
Like I.

1846
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:18,160
Think there's a nice middle
ground?

1847
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,280
There of hopefully the theme is
coming across here.

1848
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,880
I think we need to break the
system a little bit.

1849
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,320
Yeah, I think we need to break
that.

1850
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,720
Everyone does this.
This is how it works in

1851
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,480
teachings, Robert said.
You know, what do we have to do?

1852
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,560
We need a set timetable where
maths, language talk five days a

1853
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,360
week, every single time at the
same time I suppose.

1854
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,000
Link to that, then let's talk
about the last.

1855
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,600
Thing we're going to talk about
here, there's plenty more we

1856
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,160
could have gone into, but the
last thing I really want to talk

1857
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:41,080
about then to finish off is as
leaders, I feel really strongly

1858
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,920
about this one because we've
talked about it a lot, is

1859
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:47,880
observations, accountability,
feeding back to your staff.

1860
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,840
If you could try and explain in
one minute what your ethos would

1861
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:56,120
be for the giving back of
feedback and helping your staff

1862
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,320
and sometimes criticising them,
what would it be?

1863
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,680
What would be your outlook?
What would be your mission

1864
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,080
almost.
How would you do it?

1865
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,400
Daily drop insurance.
No formal observations at any

1866
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:10,120
point unless in dire
circumstances.

1867
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,080
At the end of the day, there
might be a situation where you

1868
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,160
know there's something's
happening with a teacher and you

1869
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,600
need to, OK, that's part of
being a leader on day-to-day

1870
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,320
basis.
Those two things.

1871
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,000
That is it honestly.
Why?

1872
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,720
But why daily?
Why daily dropping?

1873
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,880
So powerful because I completely
agree with you, but there'll be

1874
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,320
some people saying Oh my gosh,
daily droppings.

1875
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:29,480
I hate it when someone just
drops in an unannounced because

1876
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:33,160
in my ethos I wouldn't be.
That scary figure I wouldn't be

1877
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,360
going around looking and
nitpicking and picking stuff up.

1878
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:39,240
I'd have a positive sandwich
policy in my head of I can

1879
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,600
never, ever, ever just randomly
pick up on something bad unless

1880
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,280
I'm saying nice things as well
like that have to be really

1881
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,560
important to me.
I think when you're just

1882
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,880
negative to someone, it doesn't
do anything but get that back

1883
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,320
up.
So I have that that.

1884
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,240
So my ethos, hopefully the
culture of my school would be

1885
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,640
quite calm anyway, kind of like
it is at our school.

1886
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,120
If I had teacher walks in, I
don't feel nervous because I

1887
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,760
don't think he's there to try
and catch me out.

1888
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,760
And that's what that's the same,
you know, way I'd be doing it as

1889
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,080
well.
But he's there to see the

1890
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,440
children, John.
That's a big thing of me as a

1891
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:08,080
leader.
I want to be with the kids.

1892
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,480
Yeah.
I don't want to miss out on

1893
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,840
being with the kids.
If I become a leader.

1894
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,600
I think that's a big thing
stopping me from wanting to do

1895
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,760
it.
I want to be with the children

1896
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,760
as much as possible.
So the idea of these drop INS

1897
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,520
and and me honestly, you know,
dropping into a class and

1898
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,560
helping a table out for 10
minutes, Yeah, I want that to be

1899
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,160
normal.
I don't want my staff to think

1900
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,920
like I'm stepping on their toes
by doing that.

1901
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,040
I want my staff to think, oh,
that's so useful.

1902
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,160
I really appreciate that.
And me going just want to help

1903
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,360
you out.
Yeah, I want to walk through.

1904
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,960
I want to see the children.
I want to say good morning.

1905
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,560
I want to say good morning to my
staff.

1906
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,800
I want to see them do what they
do and say, yeah, I want to walk

1907
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,000
through a classroom and see a
teacher teaching and go aren't

1908
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:38,800
aren't you kids lucky to have
Miss?

1909
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,000
Is it?
Look how hard she's doing.

1910
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,240
So that's a mate and you're
working so hard for her.

1911
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,760
Aren't you both so lucky to have
each other and just walk through

1912
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,960
that is it doesn't have to be
for a reason to have to be

1913
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,240
ticking a box.
The ethos is positivity, the

1914
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:55,360
culture is helping.
And I just think that that that

1915
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,240
can come from small things like
that.

1916
01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,080
And if you genuinely really care
about your staff in that way,

1917
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,840
And I think a lot of leaders do
really, genuinely care about

1918
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,240
their staff, but they're stuck
doing something else away in

1919
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,400
their office somewhere.
I don't think you're bad if you

1920
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,200
don't do this.
OK, I don't think I'm saying

1921
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:12,800
that, but I think this going out
of your way to do that, I think

1922
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:16,280
can really set the tone for, oh,
I work in a place I'm

1923
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:19,600
appreciated the the leadership
know how hard teachers are

1924
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:23,280
working constantly.
And yeah, OK, words aren't going

1925
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,800
to pay the bills.
But my goodness me, he's working

1926
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,400
to reduce my workload.
He's trying to help me at every

1927
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,080
single corner he can.
He's giving me positive

1928
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:32,280
feedback.
He trusts me to do my job

1929
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,400
checking in I think.
The biggest thing for me if I

1930
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,320
became a.
Leader would to be building this

1931
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:41,320
environment where my teachers
want to stay in teaching and

1932
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:42,520
that sounds ridiculous, doesn't
it?

1933
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,280
But if you look at the retention
problem right now, I would feel

1934
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,480
like I would be a success as a
leader is if at the end of the

1935
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,160
school year, my staff are
looking forward to the next one.

1936
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,760
Yeah, that's a really good
point.

1937
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:53,960
I'm going to leave this point
on.

1938
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,520
This on an analogy right about
the everyone understand in

1939
01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:01,320
education, right.
I always think that if you took

1940
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:04,160
away marking from me and I
couldn't mark a single book for

1941
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:06,480
the rest of the year, if someone
said to me, oh, do you think

1942
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,440
you'll still make progress?
Yeah, of course I will.

1943
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:10,040
Do you know what?
Or you still know where the kids

1944
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:10,920
are?
Yes.

1945
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,640
In the same way that you don't
need, I don't need in my lovely

1946
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:20,640
school that I work in to go to
formally observe my teachers 3 *

1947
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:24,120
a year on a bit of paper.
If I'm dropping in all the time,

1948
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:28,040
I will pick up anything I need
to pick up as a manager, whether

1949
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,080
it's something that, you know,
is a difficult conversation that

1950
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,280
I need to have with someone or
it's just a bit of praise, I'll

1951
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:35,560
pick it up in the same way that
I pick it up when I teach my

1952
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,320
kids every day in the classroom.
Do you know what?

1953
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,440
I don't need to look at that?
Books.

1954
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:40,400
I don't.
There might be small, tiny

1955
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,200
things you could gain, which is
obviously why people do form

1956
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,600
observations, tiny things, but
it's not worth it.

1957
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,680
It's not worth the cons that
come with it.

1958
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,920
So yeah, I would absolutely have
that ethos.

1959
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,720
Everything would be positive.
And I think I'd ask my staff

1960
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,280
every day, is there anything I
can do for you?

1961
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,440
Yeah, that'd be, you know, just
so easy.

1962
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,560
Just walk into the room.
Oh, my kids getting on.

1963
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,320
Right.
Excellent.

1964
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,040
All right, Mr. Price, anything I
can do for you today?

1965
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,720
You're good.
A new car.

1966
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,880
Oh.
Can I tell you what you.

1967
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,680
Said you'll be positive.
Come on.

1968
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,720
Yeah, Yeah, I.
Gave you a new car last week and

1969
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:08,880
you asked me the week before as
well.

1970
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,720
Three cars.
Are you sure you need three

1971
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:14,040
cars?
Okay, yeah, but there we are no

1972
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,120
positive.
I think that captures it,

1973
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:15,960
doesn't it really?
It's finished.

1974
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,440
You know, we're getting on now,
but if we were leaders, it'd all

1975
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,880
be about positivity, making
positive change, managing

1976
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,160
workload.
Yeah, massively, actively doing

1977
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,760
something for that.
Actively.

1978
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,600
Not waiting for my staff to burn
out and say, oh, by the way, can

1979
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,360
you help?
I think a lot of leaders who

1980
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,120
have the best of intentions,
they wait for that to happen.

1981
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,280
Yeah.
And then they want to help.

1982
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:36,600
And a lot of leaders say, no, I
just want you to come to me and

1983
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,920
talk to me about it.
Of course, I'll help you.

1984
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:41,600
And lots of leaders will, the
best leaders don't let it get to

1985
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,560
that point in the 1st place if
possible.

1986
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,000
There are lots of limitations
still like we talk about all the

1987
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,240
time.
I don't think it's going to be,

1988
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,120
oh, I'm going to come in and do
this brilliantly.

1989
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,880
But I just think small little
things like that make a huge

1990
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,200
difference.
Oh, but Dylan is, some people

1991
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,160
say, oh, Dylan, you've talked a
lot.

1992
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,280
About what you'll do for
teachers.

1993
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,800
What about the children?
What about the children?

1994
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,800
OK, do you know what?
I hope this comes.

1995
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,960
Across when I'm talking, the
only thing I care about is the

1996
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,720
outcomes for the children,
because in me helping my staff

1997
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:08,360
who I also care about, the
children will get a better

1998
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,640
education.
Do you know what I care about?

1999
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,160
Only the children.
It's really weird.

2000
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:11,960
Not the staff, it's really.
Weird.

2001
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,440
Do I care about other?
Human beings?

2002
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,680
Yeah, literally.
Are you another human being?

2003
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:18,120
Cool, I care about you.
Yeah, it's so simple, isn't it?

2004
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,040
Yeah, it's so.
Simple.

2005
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,400
I feel the same.
I loved that.

2006
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,160
That was really good. 100
episode.

2007
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,880
Do you think we're going to get
to 200?

2008
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,600
I think.
Absolutely.

2009
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,120
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, of course we will.

2010
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:28,880
First one.
OK, guys.

2011
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:31,360
See you next time for 1:01.
Doesn't sound as we just.

2012
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:32,880
I tell you what, if we just
write 200 the.

2013
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,360
Next one we have done it.
See you next week for episode

2014
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:35,920
200.