Ep 33: Big Announcements!! (...And Some Other Stuff)

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Hello everyone.
Welcome to another episode of

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Teaching with Pete.
My name is Dylan.

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And my name is Hayden and we're
gonna do then head bobbing in

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the Barber in the Barber in the
Bob the whole podcast like this

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where we say random words and.
Yes, I reckon our audience is

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riveted.
Ohh, look at that retention drop

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off after the 1st 10 seconds.
They're all clicked away.

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Imagine if this was your first
episode.

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You clicked on this podcast.
Yeah, they're really insightful.

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Serious.
Take, take education, Saw that,

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Tasmanian.
Devil, remember that?

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Yeah.
Lemony Fresh.

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They'll remember that was it
from.

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Come on, if you know that's
writing, Please God, I used to

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do really impression of tax, but
I don't know if I can now.

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Go on, right Ohh.
You sound like something else,

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not ours.
Ohh.

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I don't know.
Anyway, guys, welcome back this

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Season 2 Episode 5.
Yep.

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And how's your weekend?
Yeah.

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It's good to look at my notes
again, though.

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Change to Hayden yourself.
Hayden how was your week?

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Hayden Brain by me, my week was.
Good.

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I'm like Biden.
They're saying that they got

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that clip of his notes where
it's just they've written for

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him exactly what say address
audience with a clap.

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But he says what he's meant to
do.

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Yeah he didn't.
He got caught up on time,

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remember that was a different
time, but recently his notes got

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like flicked to the camera.
They turned them and they and

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they just zoomed in picture of
all his notes and they were

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saying look how controlled he
is.

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It's such a shame.
I feel really bad because

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obviously I dislike Trump as an
as much as the next guy, right?

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But how can the biggest
democracy in the world boil down

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to Biden versus Trump?
Yeah, like what is?

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Going on and ohh God, who's the
guy who keeps freezing?

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Ohh.
Mitch McConnell.

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Mitch McConnell.
Just going on, America.

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What's going on, America?
Meme, right?

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Yeah, and it just keeps cutting
them.

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It's happened three times.
It happened again.

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Like yesterday, the day before.
Something again, you know,

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Anyway, we're getting, we're
getting political.

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I don't even want to.
So it's time you had a headache,

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remember?
Oh my Here we go.

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Sounds so pathetic.
What?

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What was the dog prognosis?
At the end, it was a hemiplegic

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migraine.
It was a headache 8 away from

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ever scared.
You.

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Yeah, everyone thought a stroke,
including me.

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I thought I was like, oh, this
is what I was stroking.

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Ohh, we can't laugh about that.
It's funny now.

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We're laughing because I didn't.
Because it wasn't me.

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And I thought I was Ohh
actually, after all those tests

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and not worry of everyone who
ever knew you, I was there

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thinking, God, he's gone.
But I do get the whole business.

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Wow.
That's what teaching does to

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you, by the way.
This is what?

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Teaching.
Dusty.

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I'm joking.
God, people listen to this for

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the first time.
Really.

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Yeah, these guys, yeah, they're
horrible.

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They talk about nothing and they
mean to each other.

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No, not at all.
It was it was scary.

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Long story short, I woke up one
day, my face was numb, left side

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and my left arm was numb and I
was like, OK, that's gonna be

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telling me.
And I was like, that's.

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I know what that is.
Better go to hospital.

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Yeah.
And then.

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And then I lost my speech.
I couldn't speak at all.

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I sounded like his Tasmanian
Devil impression.

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It was, yeah, it was me.
Literally.

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I sounded like this.
Similar.

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I couldn't process language.
It was mad, but I couldn't hear

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in my head.
It was all there, yeah, and then

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it was.
It was good fun.

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Crazy, crazy.
Anyway, how's your?

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Week.
Yeah, My week.

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This week was good.
I want one thing is the joint

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story, really.
But.

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So I went outside on Monday,
must have been Monday.

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And a bunch of yours came from
him.

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Obviously he's looking, saying
again, just, yeah, I was

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actually thinking he's looking
at he.

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They count to me.
And they were in a line actually

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at the time.
And I was walking past and they

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were like looking really excited
immediately at me.

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I'm thinking, here we go.
Like.

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I was like, you're right.
Ohh is the price.

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Is the price.
He had your number.

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You had you on the sad face.
He had you on the sad face.

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Ohh did he Ohh that was really
hammered out.

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And I was like did that Mister
ohh he's one.

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And then one of them came in and
looked, sort of leaned in, was

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like and.
And we know your name.

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You told us your name.
You're getting well, giddy.

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I was like, daddy, I'm going.
What's he told you?

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And they were like, alright,
Robert, call me Robert.

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Another story right now.
Yeah, we did that classic thing.

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We do cousins and brothers,
right.

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They said, what's his name?
I want Bob.

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And they went, now it's not.
Yes, Bob, Bob, Bob's name.

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No, it's not.
And I was like, all right, fine,

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he's running Robert.
We call him Bob because Bob's a

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nickname.
And there would be like Robert.

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And they were brought up to you
saying you're right, but then

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you tell them my name,
apparently.

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Yeah, I did.
So I said to them.

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I said, well, I bet you don't
know his name.

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And they're like, yeah, yeah, we
do his his name is Dylan.

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I was like because I just tell
my children, yeah.

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And I was like, no, no, no, no.
God, he's fooled another class.

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No, he's not.
He tells that to kids because he

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doesn't actually want, you know,
in his real name.

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They're like, genuinely, like,
no, he's done us.

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But what?
What is it then?

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What is it?
What is it?

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I was like, come here, looking
around as if you're there.

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His name is Hayden.
His name's Hayden and like

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Hayden Hayden, he's come over.
His actual name is Hayden.

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And they were just, yeah, so
excited.

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God.
Did they?

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Did they say it to you?
Did they come back and say,

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yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh, that pesky

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Rob.
What's he like?

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Ohh brilliant.
Such a small thing, but it feels

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this makes our day so much
easier.

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Doesn't even that around a
little.

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It's just funny.
And like we always say, the kids

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love it.
It's just saying as well.

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I love those moments.
Yeah, it's just nonsense.

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It's just funny.
They probably went home.

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Yeah, because parents are like
what you learned.

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Well, Mr Prices name is actually
Hayden.

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Sorry.
Yeah, but did you do science

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today?
Yes, we did.

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Family trees and I can now place
all the teachers at school

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somehow.
Love knowing names, don't they?

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I don't care.
No, I couldn't care less.

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It's my name.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, I know

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your name.
Yeah, Only problem is I feel bad

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about it is obviously other
teachers, people have their own

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levels of strictness about
names.

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And so today a kid walked past
me, went Hayden and I was like,

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I don't personally care, but I
was a bit like, Oh no, as if

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that's naughty and that's
naughty, is it?

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It is naughty.
If you set that Preston, is that

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just like a lot of bad about
because you gotta be consistent.

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If someone another teacher name
did that, it would just be rude,

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wouldn't it?
Yeah.

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Just because we we can't, we
can't decide for everyone.

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That's suddenly is not rude.
Yeah, but exactly I know, which

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is why I did say that we have to
teach them.

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Yeah, you know, here, Mr
Stevens, thank you.

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We talked about this before.
This is happened before I think

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on the podcast I mentioned.
I remember in our old school,

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lovely teacher but more strictly
old school, one of their

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teachers said my name in front
whilst I was talking to her and

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she went.
Mad one of the kids did, yeah.

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One of the one of the kids said
my name and the teacher was

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like, how dare you?
And this whole time I was there

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like I've I've said I've let
him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't feel bad about this.

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Sorry, sorry, kid.
I had to explain to the kid

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after.
I was like, This is why it's my

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fault.
I'm sorry.

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And you do have to do the seven
detentions.

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This is why it's my fault.
And therefore I'm still blaming

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you.
Because remember, when teachers

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make a mistake, I was meant.
To yeah, it was a.

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It was a test.
It was a test.

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It was a.
Test and you failed and you

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failed kid, because you said my
name another teacher that no.

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No.
Dear Anyway, other than that one

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of a little story, which was
quite nice, I thought I'd

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mention it.
It's a boy in my class.

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A nice moment.
It was lined up ready at the end

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of break and he said my brother
is in Mr Price's class and he

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was genuinely really, really
pleased that both him and his

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brother at the same time.
We're in Milan, Yours class like

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that was like a privilege and he
went and I was in Mr Price's

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class when I was in year four
and it was just nice.

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The way he was saying it was.
If he was like, that was like a

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great, that was a cool thing.
Yeah.

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So I liked that.
That was nice.

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Had a fun time.
Progress was terrible, but great

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time.
Everyone's nice.

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Learn how to do it.
Yeah, I can't wait to clip that

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task with no context.
I'm gonna post it as a real with

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no context whatsoever and just
ask what the context was.

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Oh, it's you acting out Hayden's
migraine this time?

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Yeah, that's Hayden asking for
help.

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Myself.
Anyway, you good week?

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Yeah, fine, fine.
I was in singing assembly, so

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and that's the first one I've
been in since the whole

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cauliflowers fluffy thing, you
know that.

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You know the name of that song
is.

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Cauliflowers are fluffy, no?
Surely crazy because we were

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waiting.
We were going through practise

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as long assembly ready for
harvest festival and like the

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next song is called Paintbox And
I was like this paint paint box.

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Where's the bangers at?
And then she went, oh, you might

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also know as qualifiers.
Fluffy and I was like excuse.

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Me.
It's actually called pink called

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pink box or something like that,
what I know.

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Can you believe it?
I was like, just call it

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qualifier.
Come on, where it it's like,

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yeah, one of those trendy, like,
you know those those cool bands

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like monkeys.
Ohh, yes, of course.

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Fluorescent adolescent man.
But you don't say that in a

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song.
Yeah, call it someone.

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Called Strawberry Ripe.
Why they were called that these

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days.
Yeah, it's called Water

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Minister.
That's a real one.

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Check.
I just made-up.

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I'm on the part of Harry Styles,
right?

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There I have Photoshop to you.
I have Photoshop your face on

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Harry Styles before.
Maybe we can post that on this

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can be another real like Bing.
There you go.

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There I am.
Somewhere, maybe one day we'll

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do our quiz rounds as a yeah, so
good.

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We're on Instagram, some kind of
quiz rounds and questions.

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We've got a Q&A later.
We are social media for Q&A.

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Some I asked for any question
and they did not disappoint

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because we've got some questions
that are quite cool, might

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provoke quite a bit of a chat,
some questions.

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So we'll do that.
Later.

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I do like that I'm in the dark
of this sort of stuff because it

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makes it way more fun for me.
Yes, fine.

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Just take all that hard work.
I have none of the fun

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whatsoever, Sue.
Anyway, seeing an assembly and I

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just had this moment.
This is like, maybe, you know,

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coming away from serious now
because seeing an assembly is

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objectively amazing.
I I like the the sound of like

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300 kids singing.
It's just nice.

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I don't know anyone who would
think that's like, it's lovely

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seeing them.
I'm like getting into it.

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And they had some of the kids in
my class were like rocking away

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like this because they knew I
was in there.

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They were looking, they were
like, yeah, and they were doing

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cauliflowers, fluffy.
And I was just like, yeah, go

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on.
You clearly don't sit with your

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sixes like this every year that
goes on in a primary school

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thing.
Assembly.

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Less enthusiasm.
Yeah, but Mike, they were

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rocking life.
It's still cool to be in

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singing.
Sound like yeah, yeah.

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And I was just the whole time
thinking about you when your

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lyrics I'm right.
Right.

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Anyway, but then I had a moment,
I was thinking, we did another

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him, and it was just like a
classic, more like a classical

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him about God.
And I just thought, this is

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mental, this is mad.
Like, objectively mad.

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You've got 400 kids in the room
making them all.

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Seeing God is great.
He's got me in his hands.

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Does he?
Does he know?

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Do you believe in it?
Yeah, that's fine.

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Yeah.
But like even Isn't it just a

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bit weird that we make kids sing
hymns about God?

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It's a bit weird.
Can you imagine?

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I think my point here was I
thought, OK, imagine if we

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decided to sing a him or a song
from a different.

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Religion.
Yeah.

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And it was just like, yeah, we
were just seeing this Islamic

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him.
I don't know if Islam has him.

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I don't actually know anything
like enough about religion.

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But let's just imagine it was
like we were reciting something

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together from like Islam.
I think there would be parents

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who would have.
Something to say about Yeah, of

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course they would and but when
it's like even if you're an

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atheist but you sing Christian
hymns like ohh he is lovely.

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It's jolly we're seeing about
how God's got me in his hands.

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That must be odd, isn't it?
And it was one of, like, whose

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idea was the Reign?
Whose idea was the rainbow?

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No ones.
It's just how light refracts.

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Yeah, like need to get you to
sing about God.

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Do we?
It's like, ohh always think

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about God and all these things.
And I was just like, ohh like,

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it is just lovely on the surface
level because I enjoy it.

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Yeah.
But like, when I actually think

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about what we're getting them to
sing, I'm like, that's.

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Weird, yeah.
I mean I've always this is this

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is a you've opened a big
conversation which I don't think

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I want to go into fully right
now.

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Well but welcome to this episode
guys.

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It's called religion and.
Thinking I think it's a it's a

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sensitive conversation that we
should have because people are

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very opinionated when it comes
to begin.

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I think, by the way, I've got
nothing wrong with anyone who

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believes whatever.
They.

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No, I know, I know.
I'm explicitly talking about.

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I think it's odd that we sing
these religious songs.

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Yeah.
Has but basically forced.

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Yeah.
And we just kind of ignore the

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fact that it's just saying that
God is real and he is looking

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after us and he's.
True, yeah.

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Because I think people have
usually got an opinion when it

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is, like you said, any other
religion being taught in

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schools, like, in a way where
it's like this is truth, right?

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If it's not a Christian
religion, I think there are a

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lot of people.
Usually third of schools are

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faith schools in this country.
We have Christian schools right

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throughout.
If one Islamic school popped up,

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there'd be huge people moaning.
It's like, I'm sorry, you've

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been paying 7 foot, 8 foot
people.

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Really annoying.
It's like, Damn you, where's my

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tall?
School and we listen to them if

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it ain't foot blokes voted.
Yeah, nothing.

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Nothing.
When you around every week and

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someone we got Caspers
delivered, someone dropped off.

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Honest, honest to God, this man
was like, absolutely Hench.

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I came in, I said tell him, God,
if he told me that he was going

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to take the case for himself, I
would have done nothing about

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it.
Honestly, he was massive.

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Yeah, I was going to give it to
you anyway.

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Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.

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Did you want your tip?
I've got to tell you what I bet

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he was bloody lovely, bloody
lovely boat.

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You're being horribly
stereotypical and you're part of

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the.
Problem.

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No, I was just saying I'm
scared.

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I was just saying I looked at
him and I thought he would ruin

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me.
Absolutely physically destroy

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me.
I wouldn't stand a chance.

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That's a good way of you getting
off this conversation topic.

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I know, Yeah, maybe we'll talk
about in the future.

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I know it just sat really
uncomfortable with me because I

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don't actually care.
I enjoy it.

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I like it.
I think I care more that people

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would have some kind of double
standard.

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Like if there ohh, it's just a
nice song about being grateful

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for like fruit and for rainbows
and stuff.

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Isn't that lovely?
Yeah.

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So yeah, OK, keep that same
energy then if it was anything

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else.
And I just don't think.

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People, I agree if we yeah, I
totally agree that it is odd.

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I don't really know what my
opinion is on it other than

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yeah, it's a strange one because
we definitely, definitely,

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definitely would not view it in
the same light if it was

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anything other than a Christian
country.

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Shot.
Yeah, over it.

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So much like what do you mean?
How can a country be Christian?

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I know what sorry.
Soil.

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What?
Ohh you are Christian.

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OK.
Sorry.

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Yeah, that one.
No problem.

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Sorry.
Imagine every line we drew in

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the land.
Yeah, this is this one.

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OK, cool.
This one.

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Christian.
Hang on, just gonna go and ask

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all of the unborn humans of the
future what kind of country they

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want to be born into.
Christian.

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Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter what they want

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because they're in the country
in the Christian.

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Or at least it was Christian
when they got converted 1000

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years ago.
But we don't talk about the 13

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billion years before that.
No, no, no, no.

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My favourite thing ever.
We got on religion here, but

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just one thing because I just
love it.

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I don't know what you guys
think.

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It's just the fact that a king
just changed it one day.

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I know that judge of England.
And then it was like God of this

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country.
God said that, Did he?

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Did he?
Yeah, God said.

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I'll tell you what he He looked
at my wife and he went.

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I agree, mate.
I think you should be able to

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get rid of it.
Can you imagine being lucky

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enough to be king?
Right.

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And people just think you're
God.

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And you're like, yeah.
Wait, yeah, one minute, one

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minute.
He just.

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Sorry.
One second.

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Just check my Bishop.
Can I just say something's true?

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I can just.
Yeah.

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Because I'm God Cool.
You can divorce your wife and

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we'll call it the Church of
England.

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Literally.
OK.

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And then we just leave it now.
Yeah.

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Is that what you, Bishop?
The church being the Church of

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the thing that we've got a
record of a human just inventing

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because you wanted the divorce?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
OK.

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My Lord.
Yeah.

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Anyway, sorry to anyone who
believes in the Catholic faith.

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I'm not even coming.
I don't care.

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The belief is just funny, isn't
it?

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00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,840
Yeah, because if you think about
it, what the wife believe?

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Well, you, you don't believe
anything.

390
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Yeah, not really.
Because I don't know.

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I don't know.
Could be true.

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Could be.
Probably not.

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I don't know.
That's my opinion.

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That's my opinion.
That's why.

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That's why I'm saying my.
Opinion.

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Because I keep trying to move on
from the conversation and you

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say isn't really enticement.
Or is it?

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Or is it Garrett Boy?
Yeah, I'm dangling that carrot.

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Ohh, I've got nothing against
it.

400
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I just personally don't believe
it.

401
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,150
No, no, that's that's truthful.
I know.

402
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I love talking about.
It.

403
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,700
Yeah, I know, I know.
I think we should do a whole

404
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episode another day, OK?
Another time.

405
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,270
You don't need it.
Louder.

406
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,240
Yeah.
No, we got we got some planned.

407
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,310
No.
Should they jiggle?

408
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,790
Yeah.
You're still listening.

409
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This is your first step.
Is an imaginary group of people,

410
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,310
right?
This is your first episode.

411
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:42,530
And I'm really sorry because
this is actually a MI no.

412
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I'll tell you what guys come
back after the Jingle because we

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talk absolute OK you good job.
We saved that with the old

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edited yeah.
So you should we talk Absolutely

415
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,410
amazing bits.
Of yeah, I was gonna say sugar

416
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,490
whole conversation.
You'll never know, cause we cut

417
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,980
it.
It's probably seen the title.

418
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,300
Yeah, the big announcement
wasn't that we've been telling

419
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people that were cousins.
That's not the big.

420
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,579
Yeah, big announcement.
We didn't even use that story,

421
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,599
did we Not?
No, you haven't.

422
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:24,500
Anyway, obviously the big
announcement is Ohh.

423
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Dylan's gonna be an uncle
because I'm having a baby.

424
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Just wanted to let you guys all
know that next mum ohh I'm gonna

425
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,650
be having a baby.
They don't ohh George.

426
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,450
I'm actually like really thrown
off it.

427
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,680
Alright Dylan you are mate.
He's got annoying.

428
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,490
Yeah you that that is something
to that's just not that's not on

429
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,520
that for a second.
No.

430
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:50,880
You are having a baby next
month.

431
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,660
Yeah, I'm having a baby.
You personally.

432
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,380
Me personally.
Myself.

433
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:59,340
But yes, my lovely, my lovely
Lauren is pregnant.

434
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,520
Ask you didn't he didn't know?
No, I had no idea.

435
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,550
Close enough.
That's weird because mines 9.

436
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,600
Hang on.
Sorry.

437
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,960
Have you got big announcement?
Whoa, whoa, Yeah.

438
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,250
Anyway, this is a 11.
We didn't have to say it.

439
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,470
I'm.
I'm on officially now.

440
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,140
I'm on paternity leave.
Yeah, so we kept that quiet for

441
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,380
31 weeks, didn't we, Joe?
It's mad I worked out.

442
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:25,050
Come on, it must have been when
we started this podcast.

443
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,930
Was pretty much the area of
conception.

444
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:36,030
Ohh, that's a nice one.
He must have been, Yeah, I guess

445
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,570
so.
I'm just maths.

446
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:38,200
So not.
Yeah.

447
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,120
Not too far to know.
Yeah.

448
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:40,160
We had a couple of breaks,
aren't we?

449
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,130
Yeah, I guess so.
We're on for 34 episodes.

450
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,610
I think so.
But yeah, I mean, yeah, there

451
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,760
you go.
I hate saying my own news.

452
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:50,100
Just sorry, just to clarify, the
joke was me jumping on is his

453
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,920
big announcement today.
He's having a baby imminently.

454
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,330
No.
Because what we've done is we've

455
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,760
been putting it off because we
just, like, obviously don't

456
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,400
wanna make I think, do we?
Yeah.

457
00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:01,180
But we do now.
We do now because it's imminent.

458
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,840
And yeah, I'm on paternity
leave.

459
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:06,670
It's crazy.
Even school on Tuesday.

460
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,050
And I was like, ohh, I'm not
gonna be back in school for a

461
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:13,460
whole 2 weeks.
Ohh.

462
00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,240
Things are gonna be so different
when you come back.

463
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,240
Yeah, mad.
Like it's gonna be completely

464
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,780
transformative.
Two whole weeks with my child.

465
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:24,690
Yeah, one of the things we talk
about is paternity leave and how

466
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,570
mad it is.
But in all seriousness, I was

467
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,410
until Tuesday was my last day.
Yeah.

468
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,810
And the baby's not here yet,
obviously, but it's just my last

469
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,530
day and I kind of finished
everything.

470
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:38,050
Can you imagine just yet?
She's in hospital.

471
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,580
What's that?
Sorry.

472
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:42,920
Teaching.
Repeat episode 5.

473
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:46,300
So let's wrap this up.
Charlie No.

474
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,940
So I was in school Tuesday kind
of got everything I needed to

475
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,160
get done, done.
Everything was sorted for the

476
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:54,720
last couple of weeks and I was
just thinking, OK this is weird

477
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:57,620
because I when I finished my
lesson I was like even though

478
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,700
it's only it works out close to
a month because of half time and

479
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,100
stuff and our part time
schedule.

480
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,250
So it's like it's better than
two weeks but it's just two

481
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,020
weeks of school.
Like we were sorting out cover.

482
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,020
Yeah.
And the way that the covers

483
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:13,970
happening, it boils down to like
5 sessions and covering like

484
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,060
just the way it worked out
because of what we got in school

485
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:18,140
and I was like.
I certainly didn't feel bad.

486
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,310
I was like, ohh, yeah, you'll
just go for it.

487
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,430
Yeah.
No one had a problem, by the

488
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,630
way.
But I was just like, that's not

489
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:26,920
that's nothing compared to when
a woman goes off and it's like,

490
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,680
cool, that's a year we've got to
cover the class war.

491
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:32,220
Anyway, I was finished all my
stuff on Tuesday and I was just

492
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:36,530
thinking, I'm not gonna be back
in school doing the thing I've

493
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:37,860
done for like 7 years.
My thing.

494
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,030
That's your thing, isn't it?
A teacher.

495
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,260
That's what you do.
And I can't imagine doing it

496
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:45,120
now.
I just can't imagine doing it

497
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,060
with the same mindset.
Yeah.

498
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:50,620
Like, it was a really watershed
moment for me where I was like,

499
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,180
this is now not going to be my
number one thing.

500
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,280
Yeah.
Yeah, Like it.

501
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,910
It was so bizarre.
Because I've always, no matter

502
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,160
what we say about teaching, I've
always put my heart and soul

503
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,040
into the job when I'm in front
of the kids.

504
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,000
Because I think no matter what
happens with workload and stuff,

505
00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,720
I think at the start of my
career, I put my heart and soul

506
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:10,540
into every part of the job.
Yeah, planning marking with the.

507
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,220
Kids and the time, no matter
what, I didn't care because it

508
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,140
was my thing.
Over the years that's been like

509
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,230
chipped away out and I don't, I
just don't want to do that

510
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,590
anymore.
My planning or anything like.

511
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,730
That really, there's little
things come in like ohh, we

512
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,690
bought house.
Yeah, yeah, OK.

513
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,770
In a long term relationship now,
you know, so you chipping away

514
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,790
at stuff and you're like you
have more priorities.

515
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,120
You're not just fresh out of uni
where work is your life, You

516
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,850
start developing other stuff
like you said.

517
00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:37,510
We had the business for example
we bought our first home but and

518
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,430
and now this is another thing
obviously that's gonna but it's

519
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,470
on a whole nother level.
And I just thought to myself I I

520
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,780
hope I can continue to give my
all when I'm stood in front of

521
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,380
the kids because I do love them.
Like I I I do want to give them

522
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:52,550
everything every part of me.
But I can't help but think that

523
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,640
this is like a watershed moment
and maybe other people who've

524
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,420
had kids and gone through this.
It starts to make more sense to

525
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:02,090
me now like even though it's
even though my child isn't here

526
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,750
yet.
I just think, Oh my God, I

527
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:09,330
really, really, really already
struggle with the idea of even

528
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,380
wanting to be anywhere other
than with your kid.

529
00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:13,420
Yeah.
And I I.

530
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,430
It was such a weird moment.
That's nice, though.

531
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,900
Yeah, I know.
But it was such a weird moment

532
00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:20,990
on Tuesday where I was like,
ohh, I have 30 kids every year.

533
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,540
They're my kid.
I just feel like my kids will

534
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,350
look after them.
Yeah, you know, you want the

535
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,190
best for them.
Help them as much as possible.

536
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:30,650
But now I'm going to have my own
kid and it's just like Will

537
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,860
will.
I resent spending 8 hours with

538
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:36,970
them every day when my child's
at home and I could be spending

539
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,750
8 hours My child, I really hope
not.

540
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,820
But it was such anyway.
Such a watershed moment where I

541
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:44,640
thought, ah, this isn't my
priority now, from now on when

542
00:22:44,650 --> 00:22:47,490
I'm in this building, I'll be
thinking about getting home.

543
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,770
And whereas now I'm like, I love
teaching and I just think, I

544
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,830
hope it's not the final nail in
that coffin and I really.

545
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,150
Struggle.
I don't think it will be.

546
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,590
I think you'll have a bit of a
adjustment period, I reckon.

547
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,750
I'll say you, if I'm not about
to go for this amount of time as

548
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,040
well, so I can do the trial for
six.

549
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:02,830
Weeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

550
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,700
This is the great thing, by the
way, for the running joke with

551
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:07,310
our pregnancies the whole way
that Dylan's been a month ahead.

552
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,000
Yeah, it's been like, cool.
I get to watch you do all the

553
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,600
stuff.
I'll learn from your any

554
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:13,740
mistakes you make.
I'll practise with your baby.

555
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:18,410
It's just wrong.
Don't do that.

556
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:19,430
Don't do that.
Yeah.

557
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,050
And then learn from that.
But no, I think I think you'll,

558
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,170
I think you'll be absolutely
fine.

559
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,880
I reckon you'll just but I do
think it is still just going to

560
00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:29,490
be another little chip down in
terms of you'll want to go home.

561
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,770
We'll never let you said.
But I don't think just knowing

562
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:35,360
you I don't think it will change
what you're like in front of the

563
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:38,470
kids whatsoever.
I think you'll be exactly the

564
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,810
same as ever, and you'll just be
even more excited to share your

565
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,090
life with them.
Yeah, I think so.

566
00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:44,890
Because they'll be like, hey,
look, because you've got a baby,

567
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,010
I'm not suddenly gonna change.
Because here's the thing, like,

568
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,020
just like cards on the table,
that I think the reason I'm a

569
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:55,060
teacher still is because I I
can't possibly think of a

570
00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:59,760
different way to spend my time
than entertaining and helping

571
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:02,700
children in that way that we get
to his class teacher.

572
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,140
It comes with all the other
stuff.

573
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:06,810
But like, I can't imagine doing
anything other than that because

574
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,620
I just absolutely love it.
And I still love it now.

575
00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:13,330
And I'm like, with what we free
for five weeks into term.

576
00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:17,580
And like, I know I still am up
for it because I feel that bond

577
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,610
with my kids already.
Like, I love these kids.

578
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,130
And I told them because I didn't
tell them what was happening.

579
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,310
Yeah, because I didn't want to
make a fuss.

580
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,120
And I just thought on Tuesday I
said to them in the morning and

581
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,230
register was like, oh by the
way, this is my last day for.

582
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,540
Two weeks.
I just imagine you at the end of

583
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:33,390
the day as they're leaving.
Bye.

584
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,910
See you.
Nothing.

585
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,720
See him?
No.

586
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:38,660
I told them early because I knew
they'd have questions and I

587
00:24:38,670 --> 00:24:40,480
don't wanna.
I don't like just springing

588
00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:42,840
things on them, like you wanna
tell them what's going on ahead

589
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:45,080
of time.
But I also wanted to not have it

590
00:24:45,090 --> 00:24:47,160
hanging over 2 weeks, so just
thinking I was going, I was

591
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:49,480
going whilst I was still
building that bond with them.

592
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:53,030
And yes, I told them in the
morning and it's just hilarious

593
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,580
watching their responses and
stuff.

594
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,610
But again, it's just like it
just showed.

595
00:24:56,650 --> 00:25:00,980
I equally I can't wait to be
with my child, but I still

596
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:05,060
already after four weeks.
I'm thinking I want two weeks of

597
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:05,800
my class.
I love that.

598
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:07,190
Want to be with them, still want
to help them out.

599
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,040
Yeah.
Yeah.

600
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,030
But yeah, I just.
I think that was my thing.

601
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,710
And again, anyone out there
who's got kids and is a teacher,

602
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:16,020
it really opened my eyes and I'm
going on now because you're

603
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:18,180
going through the same thing.
So I wanna know what you think

604
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:23,160
is how do you think, where have
you gone from the start of your

605
00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,030
career?
I think we're very similar on

606
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,810
your ideas of like when people
would say, oh, I've got kids,

607
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,470
it's not fair.
You know, how can I possibly do

608
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,620
this to now where even we don't
have children yet.

609
00:25:34,630 --> 00:25:36,470
But I think we've shifted in
terms of expectations.

610
00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:38,490
Well, I think, I actually think
our opinions were a little bit

611
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,150
different on this.
Through our careers, I never

612
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,110
really thought about it as much.
It was only you that kind of

613
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,330
made me start thinking of
certain things, I guess.

614
00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:49,390
But I certainly know that when
we spoke about it years ago, I

615
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,230
can talk about your opinion on
anything because your opinion

616
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,430
kind of shaped my opinion.
I never really thought about it.

617
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,630
I would preface this with like I
think I was wrong.

618
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:01,040
So I'm sorry, I thought, you
know, I don't wanna keep

619
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:01,910
talking.
I want you.

620
00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,850
So I never really thought about
it, and I've always just kind of

621
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:08,760
just clarify what we mean.
So we're talking about people

622
00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:14,010
who have kids who, you know,
might use that as a reason why

623
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:17,170
stuff hasn't happened, or things
can't get done in the same way

624
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:20,140
we can't do it the same way.
Or I know you're all doing this,

625
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,520
but I'm not going to because
I've got.

626
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,220
Kids.
Easiest analogy is fresh

627
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,660
teachers.
We're not early 20s.

628
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:27,570
No kids like minimal
responsibility in life possible.

629
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:31,220
And we just live and breathe the
job because we loved it as well,

630
00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:34,870
more than humanly possible.
And and if if we did stuff that

631
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,120
was that was we deemed necessary
and good for the job.

632
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,580
If the weekend or afternoon, so
evenings or whatever.

633
00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,320
And someone else didn't and they
had kids and it was like, you

634
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:44,100
know, I couldn't I couldn't do
the planning properly.

635
00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:46,300
This week I've got, you know, my
kid out the birthday coming

636
00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:48,220
really late in the morning.
You're hoping to do something

637
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:51,750
and they come in at 8:30 and oh,
yeah, so I had to drop my kids

638
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,240
and they were crying out to do
this.

639
00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:56,260
I know that the opinion was a
little bit like, yeah, it was.

640
00:26:56,730 --> 00:26:59,420
It was your choice to have kids.
You need to do the job properly.

641
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,890
Yeah.
Which is horrendous.

642
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,700
Like I I never.
So again I never went around

643
00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:07,430
saying this but it was my
reaction inside to that was yeah

644
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,260
not really relevant.
Yeah.

645
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:11,710
You know, like I was like ohh,
you know it's not excuse, you

646
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,910
know, I I got in late again
today because my kid was ill or

647
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:17,490
and I was like I can't get in
late though, can I?

648
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,390
Yeah, it's like the smoker
thing, isn't it?

649
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,360
Yeah, such a classic analogy,
isn't it?

650
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,560
Well, I used to work at Tesco
and it was like if you smoke you

651
00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:28,310
get extra breaks which they were
allowed to go out for smoke

652
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,980
breaks.
Very different.

653
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:31,360
Raising a child?
No, of course.

654
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:34,400
It was the same feeling of like,
well, I don't get that.

655
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:36,800
Yeah, because I just, I didn't
choose not, I didn't choose to

656
00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:39,420
do that thing that you do.
So you don't get it either.

657
00:27:39,470 --> 00:27:41,390
Yeah.
It's like, well, actually that's

658
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,530
not how life works really is.
That's not how society works.

659
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,460
That's like going round to
people less fortunate.

660
00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,600
I mean, like, well, I don't get
those benefits.

661
00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:49,560
So you shouldn't exactly.
No.

662
00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:53,160
And I've always been staunch.
I know that those things didn't

663
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:53,540
match.
Up.

664
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:55,410
Explain that because saying
against that makes you sound

665
00:27:55,420 --> 00:28:00,260
like no, no, sorry, I've I've
always been like always against

666
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:03,550
when people try to say that for
example, benefits, right?

667
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,970
But it's a very common thing and
I've had conversations with

668
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,480
people about this where they say
a lot of people take advantage

669
00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:11,530
of the benefit system so it's
wrong and just stop it.

670
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,090
So my opinion has always been I
would rather people get benefits

671
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,150
who need it and some people take
the Mick and rinse the system

672
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,870
and we try and stop that than us
to say, well some people say the

673
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,600
mix no one gets it.
It's always better to make sure

674
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,670
the people who need to get
something get it and then try

675
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,930
and amend the rest.
Listen, listen, right?

676
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,900
Are we noticing many players
weren't in place?

677
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,270
Whilst you weren't doing any
plenary we saw that you were sat

678
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:42,150
down, so all staff you no longer
allowed chairs because someone

679
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,010
took advantage of sitting down
in class, OK?

680
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,190
Same thing.
It's the same thing.

681
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,600
Yeah.
And I know I was wrong.

682
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,410
And but I guess my point is,
even before, you know, our

683
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:56,070
children on the horizon, it
definitely changed.

684
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,000
It definitely changed.
I was more like, yeah, actually,

685
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,930
you know what?
Just yeah, you have kids.

686
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:03,450
You need, you need time to do
stuff with your kids, poorly, of

687
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,930
course.
You need to take to the doctors.

688
00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:07,510
It's a child.
We do need a future generation.

689
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,990
Yeah, exactly.
We do need it.

690
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:11,170
Well, I I chose not to have
children.

691
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:14,210
OK, well, if everyone did that,
we would be dead.

692
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,370
And and again, absolutely fine.
Yeah, like, I want to make this

693
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,570
really clear.
I couldn't care less what you

694
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:22,260
choose to do, but I think I was
wrong to be judgmental.

695
00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:24,260
That's the whole point.
In the same way that I think

696
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:25,880
it's horrible when people are
judgmental.

697
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,220
If people who choose not to have
kids or people who just can't

698
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:30,840
have children, I think that's
just like, why would you ever

699
00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:32,760
make that a thing to those
people that's completely nothing

700
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:33,320
to do with?
You.

701
00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:35,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Equally so now that you're in

702
00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:37,360
that position, you feel it more
than ever.

703
00:29:37,370 --> 00:29:39,080
But your opinions changed, yeah.
Yeah.

704
00:29:39,090 --> 00:29:41,540
And I think it's it's swayed and
I'm just, I guess the point I'm

705
00:29:41,550 --> 00:29:43,380
making is.
You're a Tory now.

706
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:46,290
The point is, OK, I'll finish it
for you there mate.

707
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,700
The point he's making now is
he's got a Tory mindset and

708
00:29:48,710 --> 00:29:51,040
because it now benefits him and
he's no longer on the other

709
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,200
side, he actually sees the value
in it.

710
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:57,300
Ohh no we no sorry.
We should be giving dads all of

711
00:29:57,310 --> 00:29:59,880
the time and pay.
God doesn't.

712
00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:01,580
Never thought of it before.
It's just happened.

713
00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:03,420
It's a coincidence.
Just come to me now.

714
00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:05,300
Wait, I'm not a student now.
Shouldn't.

715
00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:05,840
Be free.
Ohh.

716
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:08,580
No, I'm not paying for that.
No, no, no, no, no.

717
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,180
When I was a student, was I
campaigning for?

718
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:11,820
Yeah, yeah.
Now I'm not.

719
00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:14,610
And I've got 40 grand debt.
No, not everyone else gets 40

720
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:16,870
grand, 40 grand debt.
You get 40 grand.

721
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,700
That Paul.
Bloody Tory?

722
00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:24,560
No, the point, the overall point
I suppose is I think if you have

723
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:31,960
children and you're working full
time, Um, I I just put off my

724
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:34,450
hat.
I doff my hat that I'm not

725
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,660
wearing because Hayden told me,
like a soccer path.

726
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,780
Yeah, you do.
I just, I just, I don't

727
00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,740
understand it.
And yeah, that was my worry.

728
00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:46,300
And what what's your overriding
thought of having your child?

729
00:30:46,370 --> 00:30:48,140
What's your first thought when
it comes to work?

730
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,940
Like are you worried?
Are you are you fine?

731
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:52,360
Are you excited?
Do you think it's going to

732
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:55,440
change like because obviously
we're having all these emotions

733
00:30:55,450 --> 00:30:57,600
about, we're about to have a
child like that in itself is

734
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,400
enough, but just in the context
of.

735
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,820
Back underneath, even though I
think because I know how I react

736
00:31:02,830 --> 00:31:05,990
to stuff and you know how I
react to stuff, I think I'll get

737
00:31:06,470 --> 00:31:09,540
you have sex with the kid 100%,
but I think I'll get really,

738
00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:12,720
really cross any single day.
I'm at school and it's gone past

739
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:14,590
like 430 and I've still got
stuff to do.

740
00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:17,690
I will just get so angry and I
don't know, I'll be like, I'll

741
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,280
throw my toys out the pram like
I always do.

742
00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:21,240
I have a Paddy.
I mean, I'm doing it, not doing

743
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,440
it, then not doing it.
And I will.

744
00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:24,390
I think I'll be more like that
than ever because I'll be like,

745
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,560
I've actually got like a real
purpose to get back to you now.

746
00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:30,000
And doing this admin that I
think is meaningless.

747
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:33,250
Is literally just taking time
away from me being with my kid

748
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:35,580
and I think I'll find it.
Really, I think I'll get crossed

749
00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:38,630
and and you the stuff you
struggle to justify when you

750
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,770
didn't have something to go
home.

751
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:41,870
And look, I know I already makes
me a little bit already annoys.

752
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,390
You.
Yeah, yeah.

753
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,400
But at least I'm OK, you know?
Again, I wanted to clarify

754
00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:48,570
again, listeners from previous
episodes, I talked about how I

755
00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:51,530
was starting this year off only
doing work from in school.

756
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,050
And that's one of the reasons
was if I can do it for four or

757
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:58,500
five weeks beforehand and it can
become manageable and I can work

758
00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:03,070
it out, then I want to continue
saying that I I don't want to do

759
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,920
any work at home.
Hmm.

760
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,750
Now for the rest of the year,
cause my child will be there.

761
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,120
Yeah, I I can't.
I can't.

762
00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:10,190
Do it.
The idea of sat there on

763
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,530
Saturday morning rather than
going out for like a nice stroll

764
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,650
your baby, or reading and doing
something.

765
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,090
No, I've got, I've got that math
plan done because the 55 hours I

766
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,330
spent at school.
Enough.

767
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,430
No.
And here's the thing.

768
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,310
We're part time teachers and
we're already having these

769
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,280
thoughts and I can't.
I just got to constantly go back

770
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:27,890
to those teachers who've gone
back full time and because of

771
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:31,490
necessity, because of money.
And of course it's the cost of

772
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,790
living.
Like there is no winner there.

773
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,350
Yeah.
And that's why something needs

774
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,170
to fundamentally change, because
you're essentially working to

775
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,490
have your child looked after
while you're working.

776
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,630
You know what you can do to save
a little bit of money across the

777
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,730
maternity leave ladies out
there?

778
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,690
Something we talked about back
in one of our teen episodes.

779
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,830
We have the lovely Sophie
Bartlett on Brilliant who is

780
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,940
like the biggest advocate ever
fought shared parental leave and

781
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:56,360
we're both using it.
We are.

782
00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:59,540
And both the first time both of
our schools had used it.

783
00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:01,690
Yep.
So it just goes to show and it's

784
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,300
fine.
It's of course it's fine.

785
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,980
It's a statutory right.
So anyone who doesn't know

786
00:33:04,990 --> 00:33:09,370
shared parental leave, the idea
is that in I think it's public

787
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,330
sector jobs.
So I think it's a government

788
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:12,760
scheme, I think.
Is a government scheme.

789
00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:16,360
Private businesses can do it,
but it's available.

790
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,600
It's available openly for
government employees and as

791
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,290
teachers we come under that
category.

792
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:26,560
The idea is that because as we
know, parental leave is

793
00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:31,240
terrible, it's two weeks, you
can share out the mum's parental

794
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,870
leave.
So that's why it's called shared

795
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,030
parental leave.
So quite often it might happen

796
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,120
that the mum wants to return to
work for a month, maybe get a

797
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,980
foot back in the door, get back
on the career ladder.

798
00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:43,400
That is so hard for mums to get
back onto a bit early and dad

799
00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:46,250
can take some of her leave so
that you can just share it out

800
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,600
basically.
But the amazing part of shared

801
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,030
parental that even something
people still don't understand or

802
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,790
even schools don't really get
it, but it's allowed, so they

803
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,990
have to do it, is that you can
use shared parental leave but

804
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,970
not share it with your.
Partner, you can just share out

805
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,160
your own maternity leave into
blocks.

806
00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:03,050
That's the idea.
You're just literally sharing

807
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,290
your one continuous maternity
leave into.

808
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,449
No longer continuous, it's just
blocks.

809
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:10,929
So I wonder then, because the
point being that you return to

810
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:13,090
work in those blocks.
So I wonder if anyone out there

811
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,679
very clever can work out why
that's really, really

812
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,310
beneficial, especially if.
You're a teacher.

813
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,699
Would a teacher wanna go back to
work in the holidays the half

814
00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:26,330
time?
So in the half, pretty good.

815
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:29,750
Yeah, in the half term.
So essentially what you can do

816
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,989
as a teacher is and anyone who
is thinking of having a child,

817
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,150
or even if you already have the
child, it's not too late.

818
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,570
It's eight weeks before your
first block.

819
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:40,840
The point being, you take the
higher pay, so you wait until

820
00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:43,739
you're on statutory maternity.
When it drops down, that's the

821
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,580
time to start taking your return
to work.

822
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,290
You return to work at the start
of the holiday and then you

823
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,670
finish work at the end of the
holiday.

824
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,219
Now, by law, schools cannot
direct you to do stuff they're

825
00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:55,429
not directing everyone else to
do.

826
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,620
Essentially, they can't tell you
work during the holiday.

827
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,960
Yeah.
So you return to work for the

828
00:34:59,970 --> 00:35:03,700
holiday and get full pay because
you are technically back at

829
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:04,400
work.
Yeah.

830
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,880
So in our case, we're getting
four weeks full pay.

831
00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:11,240
Yep.
And then we'll be returning to.

832
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,400
Work by, we mean our partners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sorry.

833
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:15,890
Our partners will be returning
to work in the last.

834
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:16,990
Week.
We're happy with our full two

835
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,860
weeks, 2 weeks is fine.
We'll return to work before just

836
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:23,440
before the summer holidays and
obviously get some holidays

837
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:26,530
fully paid, so essentially won't
be returning to work until

838
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:30,050
September and we'll get a bonus
10 weeks full pay.

839
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,030
Yeah, and if anyone has a
problem with that, go and ask to

840
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,420
teach what they do in the years
previous in all of their

841
00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:36,950
holidays.
They constantly work for free,

842
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,540
so a little bit of payback
doesn't do anything.

843
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:42,120
It's statutory like, do you know
what, Joy is brilliant because

844
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,870
the tables flip.
It's so cool because for years

845
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,600
and years you're like we just
gotta get done, just get

846
00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:50,190
planning done.
Ohh, just having a new scheme

847
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,670
which was going to redo how we
do maths and English at the same

848
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,450
time and by the way also the
afternoon.

849
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:55,920
Lesson You're gonna have to work
on your weekend.

850
00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:58,050
You gotta get it done.
The holidays, I'm sorry, it's

851
00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:00,540
just part of the job.
It's in the contract, you know,

852
00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:03,380
doing the Workman.
You gotta do the Tasmanian work

853
00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:06,280
deep.
Well, guess what?

854
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,860
You can turn around and go,
well, you know, it's in the

855
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:09,980
contract.
Yeah, and you can return to work

856
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:11,960
for your holidays.
Guys, do it.

857
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:15,300
It's gonna give us between US2I
reckon close to 10 grand

858
00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:17,180
between.
So no, I've made that.

859
00:36:17,190 --> 00:36:19,790
Probably not that much, but
yeah, you can do it.

860
00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:22,080
Certainly more.
It's for those of you that

861
00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:24,020
aren't in the teaching world,
maybe don't know what maternity

862
00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,740
leave is like in most public in
all public sector jobs is better

863
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:29,740
than teaching.
Obviously the one with mostly

864
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:33,320
dominated by women has the worst
maternity maternity leave.

865
00:36:33,330 --> 00:36:35,300
Just normal.
Just have a think if you don't

866
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:36,740
know, how long do you reckon you
get.

867
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,330
Full pay in the civil service
6-6 months.

868
00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:42,170
Six months.
OK, Two weeks for teachers.

869
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:45,070
Full pay 100%.
Then it drops down to 90% for

870
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:50,270
four weeks, and then it drops
down to 50%. 12 weeks with

871
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,300
statutory pay, Yeah, for 1218
weeks until you're on statutory,

872
00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:57,030
Yeah, but that's that's four
months.

873
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,450
That's disgusting.
And it's not even.

874
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:03,070
Four, and I know, and I don't
wanna, you know, turn anyone's

875
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,810
nose up.
There are people in much worse

876
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:07,260
positions in all sorts of
private jobs and private sectors

877
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,140
where the maternity pay is
terrible for America.

878
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,550
Or America, where they don't
value You have lessons in

879
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:12,970
America.
Yeah, they're thinking.

880
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,030
What?
You moaning?

881
00:37:14,270 --> 00:37:18,500
Yeah, probably, probably.
It's just one of those things.

882
00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:21,710
I think it's important that we
always say it's not a race to

883
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,740
the bottom constantly a theme
for this podcast.

884
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:26,340
It's not a race to the bottom if
you're in a worse position.

885
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:28,940
Sorry, sorry to hear about that.
Please don't use that as ammo to

886
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:31,460
make us sound wrong.
Something in the same way that

887
00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:34,180
we can't sit here and say civil
ferments get six months extra

888
00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,370
pay.
That was just dreadful.

889
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,960
It's yeah, it's just a fact.
Well done.

890
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:39,050
Great, because our friend, our
friend was actually talking

891
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:42,470
about it and that's I was like,
that's good.

892
00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,920
Look at this thing we're doing
to try and get more as well.

893
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:46,060
Yeah.
It's not.

894
00:37:46,730 --> 00:37:48,880
Everyone above me should get
less and everyone less than we

895
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,480
should stop moaning.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the right

896
00:37:51,490 --> 00:37:52,640
place.
Yeah, yeah.

897
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:55,060
But anyway, so yeah, go check
out that episode with Sophie

898
00:37:55,070 --> 00:37:56,400
Bartlett.
It'll be easy to find on the

899
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,780
podcast list.
Dylan, where else can they check

900
00:37:58,790 --> 00:37:59,720
us out?
Where can they talk to us?

901
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:02,640
I'd love you because this is
where the Q&A is come from.

902
00:38:02,690 --> 00:38:04,220
I'd love you guys to find us on
Instagram.

903
00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:09,110
Teach sleep repeat podcast and
you can Gmail us Malcolm.

904
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,110
But really Instagram, that's
supposed to be.

905
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:12,520
That is the place to be.
Get Instagram.

906
00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:13,980
We share stories.
We share memes.

907
00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:16,010
I've started doing some memes.
The meme of you.

908
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,350
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

909
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,290
Go and find it if you listen to
this.

910
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,760
Right.
OK.

911
00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:21,030
I'm gonna set them a challenge
to see.

912
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,310
Right.
This might backfire.

913
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,490
We get no one doing.
Yeah.

914
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,890
If you're listening to this
right now go to Instagram post.

915
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,620
Find the picture of Hayden with
his top hat.

916
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,830
And he's doing this for any
listeners.

917
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,150
I'm putting my thinking thinking
fingers on my chin.

918
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:37,350
I want you to go to that post
and just comment saying wow,

919
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,970
just wow.
Just that's it in that.

920
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,820
Context, I reckon.
Can I bet take a bet right now?

921
00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:43,640
Yeah, I reckon it two people
would do it 22.

922
00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:45,840
So if two people have already
done it, please do it.

923
00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:48,860
So Hayden's wrong.
Yeah, yeah, just put.

924
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:51,290
Wow, two people.
OK, And if not, don't worry

925
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,690
because the post will be deleted
because it doesn't get

926
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,370
interaction.
So don't worry about it if you

927
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:59,220
don't like it.
I don't like it anyway.

928
00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:02,360
Before, before we do like Q&A
and stuff, can I quickly just

929
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:05,480
talk about a post I saw online
is a really quick conversation.

930
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,400
It's interesting because we were
going to do a short episode this

931
00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,040
week, guys.
We got stuff to sort out.

932
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,140
Yeah, And so I saw this post and
there's one quote from it which

933
00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:15,340
we'll get to.
I want to just see what you

934
00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:17,920
think it said today.
I was called into it, so that's

935
00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:19,620
ruined.
That's fine, OK?

936
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:21,810
Just look at it, OK?
They didn't know you ruined it.

937
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:25,100
Now I couldn't see it.
Today I was called into a

938
00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:28,460
meeting after a learning walk
where I was told I'm not good at

939
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:30,280
managing children's behaviour
and other things.

940
00:39:30,290 --> 00:39:32,680
I was given A5 targets support
plan.

941
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,110
The adviser said that I have no
presence in the class and I

942
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,400
should become someone that the
children should be almost scared

943
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,640
of.
Fire that person and it's a

944
00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:42,810
reception class I hate.
What you thinking?

945
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,750
I hate it, you know, when I get
passionate about.

946
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,910
The kids?
Or do I?

947
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,310
No, because I really do.
Because I think we're in such a

948
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,390
privileged position as teachers
where we get to impact these

949
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,380
children and be such a safe hub
for them.

950
00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:01,170
And I want, I want the children
every single day to come into

951
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,230
school and enjoy.
Themselves.

952
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,030
You're a natural, aren't you?
What do you mean?

953
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,450
Like they're just naturally
scared of you in a.

954
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:10,350
Class.
It's a natural well, the awful

955
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,060
thing.
Thank you.

956
00:40:12,390 --> 00:40:16,190
No, I am so passionate about
children feeling happy and

957
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:19,950
secure and liked because you
don't know what they get home.

958
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,630
No, you don't know.
This might be their one thing

959
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,750
they can cling on to and you're
that you're that opportunity for

960
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,810
them to get it.
And I take that so seriously.

961
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,270
Like I want these kids to be so
safe and and I want every single

962
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,910
minute in the classroom to be
enjoyable and if they don't like

963
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,720
maths then it's my job to try
and make them like maths but

964
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:42,710
they don't like writing.
It's my job to try and make it

965
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,480
enjoyable.
They've still got to do it, but

966
00:40:44,490 --> 00:40:46,820
I'm going to do my best to make
sure they enjoy being in the

967
00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:48,950
room.
The idea of kids being scared of

968
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,860
me makes me feel horrendous.
Yeah, if a child was actually

969
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:55,220
scared of me, I'd consider
quitting because I'm not doing

970
00:40:55,230 --> 00:40:56,760
my job properly.
You don't need to be scared.

971
00:40:56,770 --> 00:41:01,810
I got some bad news.
I'm really sorry to say this

972
00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:04,420
live on the podcast.
I think you might have a

973
00:41:04,430 --> 00:41:06,720
resignation.
Half my class are terrified.

974
00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:08,300
Because you've been teaching
Ohh.

975
00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:09,810
Wait, that's because I've
described you as a horrible

976
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:12,300
logo.
And they know they love because

977
00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:15,930
they come up to me, you know, I
I just, I wanna be that safe

978
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:19,190
place that that person.
They enjoy being around.

979
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,090
This is just utter rubbish.
I bet it was a bloke in a suit.

980
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,910
I wasn't talking about 10 years.
Yeah, who's stereotyping now?

981
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,150
Yeah, me.
OK, that works.

982
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,220
What about you?
Don't worry.

983
00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,080
Suit though.
Hate it?

984
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:38,450
I don't know about you teachers
listening as well, but I forgot

985
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:42,310
what to say.
You interrupted me twice, and I

986
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,810
forgotten.
Oh, there's a moment,

987
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:45,690
interrupted it when you did a
serious thing.

988
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,870
Actually the kids are scared of
you.

989
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:50,130
So very good.
But I always go out of my way.

990
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,440
I know you do this, but I always
go out of my way.

991
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:57,200
To yourself now.
Always got on my way to tell a

992
00:41:57,210 --> 00:42:00,360
kid that I really like him as a
human being, and I always try

993
00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:03,180
and give a specific reason why.
I do all I try to do every

994
00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:04,870
single day.
Particularly when you see those

995
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,750
children look a little bit
insecure, they look like they've

996
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,950
had a fall out with friends or
something.

997
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,870
And it could be something as
simple as I think you really

998
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,320
conscientious.
I think you listen really

999
00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:13,410
nicely.
Yeah, I I I think that you're,

1000
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:16,900
you know, you're such a nice
person to be around because you

1001
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,340
don't you don't judge anyone.
Yeah, I'm thinking of those

1002
00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:21,460
quiet kids and it's nice.
It's such a nice if.

1003
00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:23,380
I'm sure you do it your
teachers, but if you haven't

1004
00:42:23,390 --> 00:42:26,910
done in a while, do it tomorrow
and or Monday because you listen

1005
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,360
to this on Friday maybe and just
look at it.

1006
00:42:29,370 --> 00:42:31,540
Just look at that little smile.
It's just so sweet.

1007
00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:33,520
I did it today.
It's OK because I actually felt

1008
00:42:33,530 --> 00:42:35,710
bad because they were in trouble
because they had, they had

1009
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,120
messed around in class yesterday
and I told them if I worked not

1010
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:41,290
to a certain standard because of
this, then they're doing it

1011
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,720
again.
It was terrible.

1012
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,880
It was dreadful.
And then listen to anything.

1013
00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:47,860
So I called off on it.
You can't have empty threats.

1014
00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:50,400
And I was like, cool, hey, go
lunchtime, do it all again.

1015
00:42:50,930 --> 00:42:52,860
Off you go.
And they sat there sulking,

1016
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:54,480
really annoying.
And in the end I was like, I

1017
00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:56,030
don't actually like being mean.
No.

1018
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,170
But they got lion.
Yeah, that they learn.

1019
00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:00,460
And then I was like, do you
realise like, I think you're

1020
00:43:00,470 --> 00:43:01,940
really cool kid and there was
all smiles.

1021
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:04,470
I I think you're really cool.
Like, I really like, you know,

1022
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,170
you've got such a great
personality.

1023
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,130
You're really intelligent, which
is why I get so cross at you.

1024
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,690
But you got to understand that
my in my job, I've got to hold

1025
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,180
you accountable and just doing
that little bit.

1026
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,890
And at the end he was like thank
you and then ran off sort of

1027
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:20,130
happy and the next day.
That's right.

1028
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,310
Steven likes me.
I'll get it.

1029
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,450
Next day, Parent, come up to me.
Why are you telling my kids?

1030
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,690
Don't tell, don't tell my kids.
That's what the man was today,

1031
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:27,680
wasn't it?
What's that?

1032
00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:29,410
The one.
Ohh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1033
00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:32,760
Yeah, yeah, I laughed so much.
Yeah, I I I was like, I saw it.

1034
00:43:32,770 --> 00:43:34,530
I was like, this is perfect.
The mean frame.

1035
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:36,030
No.
Come on, Comment.

1036
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:36,850
Wow.
Go and read it.

1037
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:38,440
It's funny.
If you laughed, comment while

1038
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:40,870
paternity leave.
First thing he's done paternity

1039
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,430
leave.
Yeah.

1040
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,850
At 7 minutes past 9:00 this
morning and I was like, there we

1041
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,730
go, sorry, sorry, lunchtime.
Ohh was hilarious.

1042
00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:53,540
Anyway, moving on winds me up.
Don't be someone the kids are

1043
00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:55,100
scared of.
You don't need to do that to get

1044
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,160
results.
You can build relationships with

1045
00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:59,070
the children that are positive
from the start.

1046
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,360
You get more out of them, you'll
enjoy your life more.

1047
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:03,990
You're not constantly moaning at
7 year olds because you're a

1048
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,060
grown up person.
You don't need to be doing that.

1049
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,900
If you feel like you need to be
doing that, you obviously quite

1050
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:09,950
insecure about something.
Just get over it.

1051
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:12,190
Be nice to the kids.
They're just kids.

1052
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,940
You can teach them properly.
Come on.

1053
00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:17,350
Come on, guys.
Let's do it.

1054
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:21,210
Let's be nice to the kids.
The reception They're babies.

1055
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,950
If a teacher this is already
already.

1056
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,470
I'm like if a teacher.
Marky.

1057
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,790
Marky Mark.
You don't know until you back.

1058
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,060
I'm never gonna be the parent.
I'm not gonna be the.

1059
00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:33,330
Parent I'm not.
My kid came home and told me

1060
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,870
actually that they didn't throw
a bogey at so and so.

1061
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,250
Because I saw it with my eyes,
actually, and it hit me in the

1062
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,470
face.
Yeah, no, he would not do that

1063
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,690
because my kids said.
And he doesn't lie.

1064
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,150
He lied when he said that.
Those experiences do stick with

1065
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:50,070
you though.
I bogeys when you haven't had it

1066
00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,790
many times in my career.
I did a couple of years ago.

1067
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,150
Parents.
Overwhelmingly positive, by the

1068
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,170
way.
Yeah, I still think.

1069
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:55,990
But a couple of years ago, I did
have one.

1070
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,440
What exactly.
Like that, the complete

1071
00:44:57,450 --> 00:44:59,500
stereotype.
Someone coming up to me and this

1072
00:44:59,510 --> 00:45:04,010
kid, I'd literally heard him
swear a couple of times and I

1073
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:05,600
pulled them aside.
Like, no, that's not, you know,

1074
00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:07,080
getting.
No, I didn't like you literally

1075
00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:09,570
did because I just, I heard you
with my own ears do it.

1076
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,600
And then a bunch of other kids
came up to me and said you did

1077
00:45:11,610 --> 00:45:14,670
it again like 10 minutes later.
And then yeah parent comes

1078
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,220
storming over this.
This dad hmm.

1079
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:20,260
And just was so rude to me.
So rude.

1080
00:45:20,270 --> 00:45:23,370
And then just point blank and
said no, my so and so name

1081
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,120
wouldn't ever do that.
She doesn't do that.

1082
00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,930
She does not swear.
She's not a swearer.

1083
00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,270
It's like, well she did though.
No, no she didn't.

1084
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,340
And then honestly, he just like
rudely stormed off and then

1085
00:45:32,350 --> 00:45:33,610
yeah, she wasn't she think
trouble.

1086
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:36,190
I was like, what is going?
On I hate that you got to stick

1087
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,750
by it.
We're not out to get kids.

1088
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:43,330
No, just hold them accountable.
Sorry, but they did.

1089
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,470
Yeah.
If I ever turn into that parent,

1090
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,600
you can give me a whack, right?
Honestly, yeah, just give me

1091
00:45:48,610 --> 00:45:50,570
whack.
Anyway, should we finish off

1092
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:52,060
this episode with our Q&A?
Yeah, go on.

1093
00:45:52,070 --> 00:45:56,560
All right.
Right.

1094
00:45:56,570 --> 00:45:58,090
OK ready for the Q&A?
Yes.

1095
00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:59,640
OK.
It's there's a brand, we've

1096
00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:02,510
never done this before.
I saw Kate languages podcast.

1097
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,770
If anyone follows Kate languages
in the education world, really

1098
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,850
cool account.
Like cuz I don't know anything

1099
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,570
about languages.
I feel really weak when it comes

1100
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,790
to teaching languages and
language in general.

1101
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,570
Go and have a listen she's
great.

1102
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,510
Hope you get the podcast at some
point.

1103
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,050
Would be really cool.
And by the way, also, if anyone

1104
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,590
messaged me about coming on the
podcast and I've replied saying

1105
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,790
yes, hopefully now you know why
these things are crazy.

1106
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,560
You've been?
Delaying we we we've

1107
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:29,800
specifically not had guests on
because we just don't know

1108
00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:32,620
what's gonna happen when when
we're back into our routine.

1109
00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:34,570
We all got guests and there are
some amazing ones coming up.

1110
00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:39,630
So about 18 years we should be.
Probably for the season 22

1111
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,980
episode 4 we're gonna get Kate
Languages on.

1112
00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:45,240
But yeah she's great going get
her follow anyway.

1113
00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:48,140
Q&A Never done this before on
our socials Instagram followers.

1114
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:53,010
We wanna get on board with this.
31 some crazy ones.

1115
00:46:53,290 --> 00:46:55,760
I'm gonna mix them up.
OK, question number one.

1116
00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:57,740
I asked for anything.
By the way, question number one,

1117
00:46:57,810 --> 00:46:59,560
what is Hayden's hair care
routine?

1118
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,320
Laughing emoji?
Emoji.

1119
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,210
I don't even.
This is from by the way.

1120
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,930
This is from the person who
bought you those gifts that,

1121
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:10,530
yeah, brilliant, you know, I've
got about.

1122
00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:12,350
Ah, yeah, yeah, there's Secret
Santa.

1123
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,870
And you got a comb and some
shampoo.

1124
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:20,340
Ohh wow alright funny bones.
It was funny then, and it's

1125
00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:22,220
funny, yeah.
Genuinely though, what is your

1126
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:24,430
hair care routine?
Because I seem to remember in an

1127
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,340
earlier podcast episode you
actually shocked me by saying

1128
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:30,120
you use shampoo and that cut.
No, that can't be right because

1129
00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:32,830
that's like that's like someone
who has, doesn't have a beard

1130
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,290
using beard oil.
Stop, stop.

1131
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,280
Right.
If you're looking, if you're

1132
00:47:35,290 --> 00:47:37,230
watching because obviously you
talk us through, our customers

1133
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,190
have to watch.
Obviously you'll notice the top

1134
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,830
bit, little bit bold sides
though.

1135
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:46,350
Plenty of hair The Monk.
Plenty of hair Got monk haircut.

1136
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:50,420
However right are you shampoo
everyday?

1137
00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:51,780
Come on, talk us through step by
step.

1138
00:47:51,790 --> 00:47:54,310
What's your hair care routine?
OK, jump in, shower.

1139
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:57,990
First thing I do is shampoo.
I always let it shampoo.

1140
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,930
Before you clean your body.
Yeah, first thing.

1141
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:02,430
Top down, Top down.
Yeah, no, I just think I clean

1142
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,850
my body and finish repair.
There's lots about you, Sharon.

1143
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,600
Where does shower on the world?
I've seen it.

1144
00:48:10,610 --> 00:48:12,920
Let's not go there.
There's no question about my

1145
00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:14,150
showering, so let's go back to
shampoo.

1146
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,750
Listen, shampoo on my head.
Greasy head, OK?

1147
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,060
You got greasy hair.
I get greasy.

1148
00:48:18,070 --> 00:48:20,490
Scalp shampoo.
Makes it feel nice and clean and

1149
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,520
that's it.
OK.

1150
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,160
Next one hair dryer as well.
Oh yeah, brilliant.

1151
00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:27,800
I do just need to.
That was that was one step too

1152
00:48:27,810 --> 00:48:29,700
far.
Honestly, you could just whip

1153
00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:31,410
out the window.
You get dry and it's nice.

1154
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:32,270
It's dry immediately.
OK.

1155
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,950
Next one.
Yeah, best takeaway.

1156
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,440
Um ohh.
What?

1157
00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:38,990
You go first.
There's only one answer.

1158
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,860
Well, there's two answers.
OK, there's one.

1159
00:48:40,870 --> 00:48:41,710
Of course there is.
I know.

1160
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,510
There's one, like, there's one
like to me, there are tears of

1161
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,110
takeaway.
Yeah, Takeaway.

1162
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,800
And then and then takeaway.
Takeaway.

1163
00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:51,430
OK, So what both.
What's your takeaway?

1164
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:55,490
As in fast food or fast food?
Fast food, They're all rubbish.

1165
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,370
They they're all honest.
I think I prefer KFC.

1166
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,050
To all of them, yeah.
Really.

1167
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,590
Yeah.
It's just like for like a

1168
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:07,080
greasy, fast, disgusting meal.
Just, yeah, Maccas is pretty

1169
00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:07,680
good.
Like the chips?

1170
00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:09,020
What's your go to order for
McDonald's?

1171
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:12,830
I've no, I don't have one.
Really.

1172
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,740
I don't have one do.
You one of them weird people who

1173
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:17,110
actually get different stuff?
Yeah, 'cause I usually do it,

1174
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,270
yeah.
Let us know that's gonna be a

1175
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,150
poll this week.
Yeah.

1176
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,860
Do you get the same thing every
week for take away?

1177
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,700
Because my friends have
constantly took the Mick out of

1178
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:25,550
me for this my whole life that I
get one thing and one thing.

1179
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,650
Yeah, it's a solid 8 out of 10.
I'm not gonna risk a four out of

1180
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,780
10 for maybe go from an 8 to 9.
It's not worth it.

1181
00:49:30,790 --> 00:49:32,880
It's an 8 out of 10 every week
After three I think we should

1182
00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:37,650
say like nice because I.
Know it's gonna be so poorly

1183
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:41,570
Coleman's gonna be from 123
Indian.

1184
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,540
Ohh yeah, of an Indian takeaway.
What is your Indian order?

1185
00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:46,860
Because this is a thing again,
does change?

1186
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,200
Does.
Change what's your go to right.

1187
00:49:49,210 --> 00:49:53,300
I always get.
I always get some like a chicken

1188
00:49:53,310 --> 00:49:54,740
something and sometimes that.
Changes.

1189
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:57,330
That's narrowed it down.
Hang on, because something quite

1190
00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,850
spicy like I'm a draught kind of
heat, right?

1191
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,500
But I might change what this
source actually is by always

1192
00:50:01,510 --> 00:50:07,330
with that get every time and
Bombay potatoes every single

1193
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,160
time.
And if someone's getting a rice,

1194
00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:12,020
always steal a bit, never want
to get a whole one.

1195
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,730
I know, this is Miffy meme,
right?

1196
00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:15,360
Yeah, don't touch my rice.
Yeah, a little bit.

1197
00:50:15,370 --> 00:50:16,990
Right.
You got no cause I ordered one.

1198
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,930
But my my girlfriend taught me a
couple of years ago.

1199
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,810
She was she didn't get right and
I was like, what's wrong with

1200
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:22,850
you?
Why you not getting rid of your

1201
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,470
Curry?
She was like, it's really

1202
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,970
stodgy, feels you have no
flavour and I just replace it

1203
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,870
with Bombay potatoes.
And I was like, that's so

1204
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,780
stupid.
Did it.

1205
00:50:29,790 --> 00:50:32,480
And I was like, this is amazing
because I get to the same level

1206
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:34,390
of thoughtfulness.
I haven't eaten any rice and

1207
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,950
it's all been way tastier, so
rice is replaced with potatoes.

1208
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,910
That's a good point.
Do you reckon you could tell me

1209
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,600
my order for Indian?
I reckon I could.

1210
00:50:43,610 --> 00:50:46,060
You can't even remember your
name, so this is gonna be good.

1211
00:50:46,070 --> 00:50:48,580
It's gonna be a good test, I
reckon Sir Robert can tell you.

1212
00:50:49,670 --> 00:50:52,660
I reckon you get mostly you do
Trump sometimes change but

1213
00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:55,790
mostly your chicken.
Chicken Madras is your go to 1.

1214
00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:59,550
Would be laughing right now like
chicken Madras.

1215
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,740
You do get a rice.
Yeah.

1216
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:02,660
I feel like unless you're
convinced they get a different

1217
00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:04,440
rice sometimes you are.
You'll just get out, right?

1218
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:07,080
Yeah, and you usually get a
garlic naan.

1219
00:51:07,710 --> 00:51:09,530
It's moved.
It was garlic.

1220
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:12,240
Nan about I got you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1221
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,180
It was garlic.
And I was like, Nope.

1222
00:51:14,190 --> 00:51:16,220
And then I tried yours and I was
like, yeah, now I know.

1223
00:51:16,290 --> 00:51:19,100
Now I know.
That's like your staple isn't.

1224
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:23,740
It got chicken Madras.
Paradise Push right on.

1225
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,370
Yeah.
And if we're with like a table,

1226
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,740
we might get large or something.
Like the balloon?

1227
00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:29,500
Yeah, What we doing?
We're getting a Kingfisher.

1228
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,730
We're not gonna have that for a
while, are we?

1229
00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:36,390
Yeah, Ohh man.
Indian takeaway banging in.

1230
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:38,900
OK, next one a classroom must
have.

1231
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:42,200
I thought this is like a really
good question right straight

1232
00:51:42,210 --> 00:51:44,540
away for me because it's just
like my holy thing, my clicker.

1233
00:51:44,890 --> 00:51:47,140
Ohh yeah, I cannot teach without
my clicker.

1234
00:51:47,150 --> 00:51:50,340
Explain cause click it to me
just sounds like literally, I

1235
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:53,100
hate being strapped to the
board.

1236
00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:56,650
Don't you know, it's like you
got quite a lot of slides to go

1237
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:58,080
through and so you have to be
near it.

1238
00:51:58,090 --> 00:51:59,910
And then what ends up happening
is you're consciously,

1239
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,730
subconsciously aware.
You have to change the light.

1240
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:03,960
You just stand there like a
lemon next to the next to the

1241
00:52:03,970 --> 00:52:04,730
board.
I hate it.

1242
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:06,880
I like moving around and it's a
good way to see if they're

1243
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:08,250
listening because it will move
with you.

1244
00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:11,590
So I've bought literally a very,
very simple arrow clicker.

1245
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,620
So it just says left and right
on.

1246
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:13,910
It has a laser pointer on it as
well.

1247
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,830
If you want to just point
something, you're further away.

1248
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:18,510
It's the best best tool ever,
can't live without.

1249
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,990
It and you can get one in
affiliate link where we only get

1250
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,330
��5 per purchase.
Find it now and the buyer

1251
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,050
branding on the back.
That's all right.

1252
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:29,050
Yeah.
No.

1253
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:30,560
Yeah.
Clicker definitely got the

1254
00:52:30,570 --> 00:52:31,050
thing.
No.

1255
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,950
I used to have a clicker, but
obviously lost it.

1256
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,170
No.
You got a thing you can't live

1257
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:37,310
without.
Have you got a clicker?

1258
00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:41,110
My thing would be a sense of
humour.

1259
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,010
Ohh yeah yeah, it's get one of
them.

1260
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:47,910
And I'm not even joking because
I think it would be serious.

1261
00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:53,560
From a David Brent, Yeah, I'm
actually, I think mine's sense

1262
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,430
of humour.
Yeah.

1263
00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:57,340
Being likeable.
Getting the children to, you

1264
00:52:57,350 --> 00:52:59,250
know engage.
Yeah, that's number one.

1265
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,240
I think being a good teacher.
Yes, I do.

1266
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,460
It's probably my number one
skill number.

1267
00:53:03,470 --> 00:53:06,460
Skill not a party trick, is it?
Knowledge not a party trick.

1268
00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,690
You know, I don't have a, like a
thing.

1269
00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:14,130
I suppose my number one is, is
go home at half four if you've

1270
00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:18,920
done a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1271
00:53:18,930 --> 00:53:20,130
I don't, actually.
I don't think I have one.

1272
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:22,620
Didn't see anyone have a kid and
gone maternity.

1273
00:53:22,630 --> 00:53:23,850
Yeah, could be.
That's probably.

1274
00:53:23,860 --> 00:53:26,280
Should I?
Yeah, mine is doing that a month

1275
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:28,770
later.
Yeah, when I go back, yeah mate,

1276
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:31,450
yeah, God, honestly.
Between us, we run maths in our

1277
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:34,420
school and we were just having
nightmares about imagining

1278
00:53:34,430 --> 00:53:36,670
Ofsted coming at any point in
the next two months when one of

1279
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,840
us is just.
I would hate it.

1280
00:53:37,850 --> 00:53:40,680
I genuinely would be behind us.
And it wouldn't be your fault.

1281
00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:42,700
No, no.
Yeah, but I'd also.

1282
00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:46,230
Annoyingly be annoyed.
Yeah, because I don't want like,

1283
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,490
it's our thing anyway.
It's not gonna be no.

1284
00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:50,960
This this question I thought a
really good question.

1285
00:53:50,970 --> 00:53:53,830
I'm gonna finish on this one.
OK, and what were your honest

1286
00:53:53,840 --> 00:54:05,550
first impressions of each other?
Hot 10 I don't know.

1287
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,060
I think it was just all
positive.

1288
00:54:07,150 --> 00:54:08,740
I I didn't.
I definitely didn't have any

1289
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,260
negative impressions of you.
That's good.

1290
00:54:10,270 --> 00:54:12,390
So we OK, so because that's
going to end there.

1291
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,990
Ohh delete delete delete.
No, not at all, I thought.

1292
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,600
You were funny.
Let's do it 22.

1293
00:54:18,610 --> 00:54:20,870
Let's do 2, right?
OK, First, do you remember your

1294
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,670
first impression when at school?
Because we knew at school.

1295
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:23,980
No, no, I don't remember at.
School.

1296
00:54:23,990 --> 00:54:26,530
I only remember my impression of
your group of friends and I

1297
00:54:26,540 --> 00:54:29,700
thought they're weird and we
still.

1298
00:54:29,710 --> 00:54:33,600
Are no matter where we're going
to play Destiny and defeat the

1299
00:54:33,610 --> 00:54:35,280
White witch the wicked side of
Mars.

1300
00:54:35,290 --> 00:54:36,900
Well, you yours is more like a
cool.

1301
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:38,540
You were like that cool.
Not really.

1302
00:54:38,590 --> 00:54:40,790
No, you.
But you weren't like, yeah,

1303
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,840
there's different groups and
there's kids.

1304
00:54:43,910 --> 00:54:45,080
Not very.
I think we were like The

1305
00:54:45,090 --> 00:54:47,730
Inbetweeners.
Yeah, basically like not, you

1306
00:54:47,740 --> 00:54:50,280
know, but fairly normal in terms
of like you did quite

1307
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:55,000
stereotypical wispy blokey boy
group things or as I was not

1308
00:54:55,010 --> 00:54:56,980
like that at all really.
You were like, you were the

1309
00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:59,200
Minecraft.
Yeah, basically Runescape.

1310
00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:01,260
Yeah, exactly.
We were just gamers, but.

1311
00:55:01,310 --> 00:55:03,980
All of your mates are really
cool and that's the thing about

1312
00:55:03,990 --> 00:55:05,530
clicks.
At school, you just grow up and

1313
00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:06,760
we're still friends.
That's the nice thing.

1314
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,860
I don't know you're exactly the
same, but I think my first

1315
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:11,420
impression of you at school was.
So this is this is when do you

1316
00:55:11,430 --> 00:55:13,910
mean at school or when when we
work together?

1317
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:16,550
Working in schools.
Working in school.

1318
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,690
When when we first met cause
you.

1319
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,430
I was on my my first year
teaching.

1320
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,440
He was on his training.
Yeah.

1321
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,330
I'm I think I remember just
thinking you're really like

1322
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:27,030
minded and like easy to hang out
with and I remember that being

1323
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,790
oh that's nice.
Like I made a friend quite.

1324
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,530
Quickly.
That was nice for me coming in

1325
00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:33,390
and again.
Made made good friends with a

1326
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,000
lot of female teachers.
Not the kind of person to be

1327
00:55:36,010 --> 00:55:38,020
like all these women.
Like I thought it was brilliant,

1328
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,630
brilliant professionals.
Got with all of them.

1329
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,770
But there is just something
about having that companion

1330
00:55:42,780 --> 00:55:44,930
who's male and who's similar age
to you.

1331
00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:47,130
Yeah, there was just something
about that, yeah.

1332
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,950
Specifically to you because you
you're you're you're close group

1333
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,300
of friends is like a bit of a
boy group.

1334
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,710
So it is understandable that
yeah, it.

1335
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,910
Was nice.
Just related more quickly.

1336
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,590
I think still had those good
relationships with people, but

1337
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:05,960
our first kiss was magical.
I actually remember the day you

1338
00:56:05,970 --> 00:56:07,190
came in once you shaved your
hair off.

1339
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,260
And I'm really, I'm heartbroken.
Yeah, I was like, ohh, he's he's

1340
00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:10,970
now.
He's not.

1341
00:56:10,980 --> 00:56:12,170
He's not mine.
Do you know his heart was

1342
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:13,630
broken?
Who's your girlfriends?

1343
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:18,450
When I came with my head shaved,
she thought it was stupid, like

1344
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,520
we went to the same school.
That's down here, yeah.

1345
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:22,870
And I and I said I was going to
do it.

1346
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,560
She was like don't do that.
Ohh thanks.

1347
00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:26,400
I've got to.
I am.

1348
00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:28,660
I am literally balding.
Sorry, don't do that.

1349
00:56:28,670 --> 00:56:31,200
Like, put your head down like
you see the island in the middle

1350
00:56:31,210 --> 00:56:32,380
of my She was like, yeah, you
look stupid.

1351
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:33,820
I was like, brilliant.
Haven't got a choice.

1352
00:56:34,310 --> 00:56:36,240
Yeah, she's clarified since.
I know.

1353
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:39,220
I like winding up though.
It's funny, I like wine dinner.

1354
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:39,680
Up.
Why not?

1355
00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:41,950
But you do look crazy at first.
It wasn't.

1356
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:42,810
Yeah.
Did you do it?

1357
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:44,440
I saw holidays.
That's the best time today.

1358
00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,390
I don't know.
It wasn't, it wasn't the best

1359
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,100
time today because I had a tan
on my face.

1360
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,380
OK, you're gonna shave your head
out.

1361
00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:53,800
Blokes off women, whoever,
shaving their head.

1362
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,920
Do it in the winter when you're
Gene is a little bit more like

1363
00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:59,540
the tone of your skin is like
ohh, it's gonna be the same.

1364
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:00,840
Ohh, man.
Yeah, yeah.

1365
00:57:00,950 --> 00:57:03,080
OK.
My first question of you was

1366
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:05,740
probably how am I gonna milk
this guy?

1367
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:13,220
Make a business or what?
Now my first impression was like

1368
00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:17,720
I was really thankful that.
It almost felt immediately like

1369
00:57:17,730 --> 00:57:19,660
I didn't have to.
Everyone does this.

1370
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,360
Let's be honest.
We all put on a bit of an act.

1371
00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:23,860
Yeah, we all put on a bit of
act.

1372
00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:26,090
Like this podcast.
You listen to episode one and

1373
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,450
listen to this one, you'll see
the act in episode one because

1374
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,580
we were obviously a bit of like
putting up a front.

1375
00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,360
And your guard comes down after
time.

1376
00:57:32,790 --> 00:57:35,410
And the more comfortable we were
in a place or the more

1377
00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:37,680
comfortable you are with the
people around you, the guard

1378
00:57:37,690 --> 00:57:40,520
comes down.
And you know, at that point I

1379
00:57:40,530 --> 00:57:43,320
felt like I I could quickly put
my guard down and just be very

1380
00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:48,780
honest and normal and myself.
And because there's no way that

1381
00:57:48,790 --> 00:57:51,280
I would be making those sounds,
I make one one of my.

1382
00:57:51,290 --> 00:57:54,120
Favourite randomly.
I I will just we're gonna wrap

1383
00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:56,000
it up.
But one of my favourite things

1384
00:57:56,370 --> 00:58:00,140
of my experience with you in
general right over the years is

1385
00:58:00,150 --> 00:58:05,920
when we're together and we are
then speaking to a third party

1386
00:58:05,990 --> 00:58:09,700
that's not like one of our close
friends and watching Dylan go

1387
00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:11,420
into acting mode because we all
do it.

1388
00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:13,430
Like you said, you know we got
the electrician around suddenly

1389
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:17,870
you and your shorts alright bro
and like and you start dog and

1390
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,110
trying to trying to fit.
In mate I tried to put that

1391
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,710
electrics back in.
Yeah I know.

1392
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,090
I noticed the fuse box.
Was the fuse box was fusing or

1393
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,950
something like?
That pipe, mate, that pipe got

1394
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,440
no electricity running, Yeah,
Nothing leaking, Nothing

1395
00:58:29,450 --> 00:58:31,870
leaking.
Yeah, we will do it.

1396
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:36,570
And Dylan is just the best
because he's just Oh well.

1397
00:58:37,850 --> 00:58:39,760
Do you mean the best at doing it
all?

1398
00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:41,410
No, no.
Ironically, ironically, the

1399
00:58:41,420 --> 00:58:42,920
worst at doing it.
So.

1400
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,070
So it's the best to watch.
Like most people are quite

1401
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,660
seamless.
Like you think it's just that

1402
00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:51,860
personality dinners like ohh,
well I'm just so you know, I'm

1403
00:58:51,870 --> 00:58:56,340
acting and actually yes I do.
I do speak like this all the

1404
00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:58,030
time and it's just so funny
because you can see how

1405
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,880
different it is in real life.
And then he comes behind the

1406
00:58:59,890 --> 00:59:03,490
scenes and starts going.
And then I try to shower.

1407
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:09,100
Out the window.
One day we're gonna tell you why

1408
00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:10,760
the idea of dealing having a
shower.

1409
00:59:10,930 --> 00:59:12,610
Is funny.
That's gonna be the new glue

1410
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:15,370
stick thing.
Yeah, the shower story is told

1411
00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:18,790
that story.
There's no that was just that

1412
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,770
was a hook back in season one.
It worked.

1413
00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:22,970
I couldn't believe how it
worked.

1414
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:24,660
People working, they got
annoyed.

1415
00:59:24,670 --> 00:59:26,770
What is the glue?
We've gone too long.

1416
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,940
We've made this up.
Yeah, one day.

1417
00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:31,970
But.
Yeah, I struggle.

1418
00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,790
I struggle to put on.
I feel like I put a mask

1419
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,890
sometimes.
You know, people have autism

1420
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,070
talk about masking.
Yeah.

1421
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,170
And they laughing.
Why laugh?

1422
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:41,250
Yeah.
So I just think of you.

1423
00:59:41,290 --> 00:59:42,820
I know.
But there's like traits and

1424
00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:48,330
stuff from like I hate this.
I really wanna wrap this up.

1425
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:51,560
Why talk about this now?
But I hate when people just say

1426
00:59:51,570 --> 00:59:54,070
they've got a condition or
something and they're not

1427
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:58,590
diagnosed ADHD ADHD.
It's like you might do and this

1428
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,880
is the problem because and This
is why I always.

1429
01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:03,780
Just treat people as if they do,
because again, it's like the

1430
01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:05,750
benefit thing.
Yeah, there'll be some people

1431
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,580
who say they were ADHD and they
literally have ADHD.

1432
01:00:08,830 --> 01:00:13,090
There was some people say ADHD
and they're just a bit rude but

1433
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,210
you know cause but but then it's
their way of just like

1434
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,680
justifying their rude behaviour.
But then there's someone else.

1435
01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:22,320
I know people with ADHD who are
so lovely, but they have ADHD

1436
01:00:22,790 --> 01:00:25,280
and therefore things present
differently.

1437
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:29,190
And so my blanket thing now is I
treat everyone who says that

1438
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,940
they have like they do because
the thought of just saying

1439
01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:36,460
someone doesn't who does, yeah,
it's horrendous and we need to

1440
01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:39,340
be as inclusive as possible.
But then, but then I remember

1441
01:00:39,350 --> 01:00:43,260
myself, I'm like, yeah, I've got
I like look at my childhood and

1442
01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:46,300
stuff and I'm a teacher now and
I look at children and I'm like,

1443
01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:51,990
ohh, I do have autism.
Like I just do.

1444
01:00:52,090 --> 01:00:53,770
You know what you said.
I'm not laughing at you having

1445
01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,430
autism.
I know.

1446
01:00:56,060 --> 01:01:00,700
I'm like, ah, that's me and in
so many situations and it's

1447
01:01:00,710 --> 01:01:02,520
crazy.
It's crazy realising that you've

1448
01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:06,050
got something like that.
And again, the reason why so

1449
01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:08,460
many people are trapped is
because it will take four years

1450
01:01:08,470 --> 01:01:10,720
to get a diagnosis.
You can't do anything about it

1451
01:01:10,730 --> 01:01:12,660
and it's not going to change.
So I don't, I don't care about

1452
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,420
getting one, but I'm like and
people around me are told me

1453
01:01:15,430 --> 01:01:17,130
which is convinced me even more
like, yeah, I.

1454
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:19,760
Definitely do, but I think, I
guess that goes back.

1455
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,760
I don't want to say any of this,
obviously for you is your thing

1456
01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:24,760
to say, but.
The that's what's funny about

1457
01:01:24,770 --> 01:01:28,880
watching you mask because yeah
cause you try so hard to act a

1458
01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:33,240
certain way and then but I know
you a more personal level and

1459
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,960
I'm like ohh, that's nothing.
I'll watch you in a social

1460
01:01:35,970 --> 01:01:39,160
situation and be like that is
not Dylan he is really just

1461
01:01:39,170 --> 01:01:42,800
putting on an act right now to
come and tiring, tiring when you

1462
01:01:42,810 --> 01:01:45,440
stop.
It's like in social situations

1463
01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:47,720
it's like people say they're
introverted and stuff and they

1464
01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:49,840
all that energy is sapped from
being around people.

1465
01:01:49,890 --> 01:01:52,340
I love being around my mates and
stuff, and I don't mind being

1466
01:01:52,350 --> 01:01:54,930
around people.
If you listen to me, like in

1467
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:57,230
meetings and stuff, I'm the
first one to voice my opinion.

1468
01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:59,530
Yeah, and stuff like that.
But it's because in my head I'm

1469
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,880
like, Nah, because we have to
say this because this does not

1470
01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:03,930
make sense.
Yeah, like, I feel like I've got

1471
01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:06,690
to clarify this.
You do get very quick to be

1472
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,490
angry or anything that's not.
That's not.

1473
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,210
Yeah.
Yeah.

1474
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:11,740
If I don't understand.
So true.

1475
01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:13,200
Yeah.
If it's not.

1476
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,680
And but I can switch off for
children.

1477
01:02:15,810 --> 01:02:17,260
Yeah.
Because I'm like, whatever, it's

1478
01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:18,380
a child.
I'm gonna teach you.

1479
01:02:18,390 --> 01:02:20,030
If you don't understand
something, I'm gonna teach you.

1480
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,050
It's absolutely fine.
Well, it's an adult saying

1481
01:02:22,060 --> 01:02:25,120
something completely illogical,
which is like in one breath

1482
01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:27,140
saying that workloads too high.
In the second breath saying that

1483
01:02:27,150 --> 01:02:28,460
you need to do all this stuff.
Hmm.

1484
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,540
I can't not say anything.
I'm like those two.

1485
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:32,110
Those two sentences don't go
together.

1486
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:32,760
Yeah.
Yeah.

1487
01:02:32,770 --> 01:02:35,020
I I need to tell you this.
Most people would be like, well,

1488
01:02:35,030 --> 01:02:38,730
I know they don't, but crack on
no, no, no, that doesn't make

1489
01:02:38,740 --> 01:02:39,840
sense.
Can we.

1490
01:02:39,850 --> 01:02:41,920
Sorry, can we clarify?
Do you want us to do that or

1491
01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:42,420
not?
Then?

1492
01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,180
Because you said we don't have
to mark this stuff.

1493
01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:46,090
But now you're saying that it's
bad, that there's no marking in

1494
01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:48,820
there.
So which of the two things is

1495
01:02:48,830 --> 01:02:50,160
this?
Because people won't know what

1496
01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:51,200
to do.
And I don't.

1497
01:02:51,210 --> 01:02:53,130
And I'm going to pretend it's
for everyone, but really it's

1498
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,980
for me, because I need to know
exactly what's going on.

1499
01:02:55,050 --> 01:02:58,420
Do you remember when we did
like, an autism test for you?

1500
01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:02,340
I'm laughing because it's me.
Yeah, it was like as if we

1501
01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:03,530
didn't know what the result was
going to be.

1502
01:03:04,590 --> 01:03:07,780
We both did it wasn't it and IQ
test.

1503
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:11,460
No I could cause I've done an IQ
test right ohh and it was loads

1504
01:03:11,470 --> 01:03:16,300
of intelligences and it was like
memory vocabulary, sure spatial

1505
01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:20,510
maths, like all these things on
like just spider diagrams where

1506
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,260
they go out the more you get and
you tend to have strengths and

1507
01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:25,540
weaknesses.
Yeah, and again, not blowing my

1508
01:03:25,550 --> 01:03:28,280
own trumpet, but.
Smashed it, smashed it.

1509
01:03:28,290 --> 01:03:30,540
Absolutely smashed all the like
all the stuff which doesn't

1510
01:03:30,550 --> 01:03:32,640
matter about being human.
Like yes, this shape would come

1511
01:03:32,650 --> 01:03:34,820
next and this number would come
next and actually that means the

1512
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:35,980
opposite.
And this random knowledge and

1513
01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,960
this logic And one of the
spider, right?

1514
01:03:37,970 --> 01:03:41,480
I was in the top, I was in the
top between 1900% for all of

1515
01:03:41,490 --> 01:03:44,520
them apart from one where I was
in the bottom 5%.

1516
01:03:44,890 --> 01:03:46,600
And it was emotional
intelligence.

1517
01:03:46,810 --> 01:03:51,280
And it was simply they they
showed you two faces of people

1518
01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:55,020
and they said click the sad one,
click the angry one, click the.

1519
01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:58,850
And I was in the bottom 5%
despite the wheel looked mental.

1520
01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:01,730
It was a full circle.
And then one spike in.

1521
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:04,150
Yeah.
And I was like, ohh, OK.

1522
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:08,150
I can't understand emotion.
Just like, I can't believe it.

1523
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,020
Yeah, it was crazy.
Yeah, well, one day we should

1524
01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:12,820
dive into it more at some point.
I don't want people to think

1525
01:04:12,830 --> 01:04:14,400
we're flippantly just chucking
around.

1526
01:04:14,410 --> 01:04:15,970
Diagnosis.
No, not at all.

1527
01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:19,460
It's it's through teaching and
seeing it and understanding it,

1528
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,420
and I've had conversations with
people around.

1529
01:04:21,430 --> 01:04:25,060
Me a lot of people, to be fair.
You talk to a lot of people.

1530
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:27,840
It's not like it's just me
confirming something because the

1531
01:04:27,850 --> 01:04:30,340
one thing I would not want to do
is just flippantly say it.

1532
01:04:30,590 --> 01:04:33,480
Because again, firstly, it's not
an excuse for anything because

1533
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,120
it it's my thing, yeah, I need
to live.

1534
01:04:37,130 --> 01:04:39,170
With it, you never use it.
You never you barely have

1535
01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:40,590
mentioned we found.
Surprised you've mentioned it

1536
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,570
here because I don't think would
be.

1537
01:04:41,580 --> 01:04:42,730
You ever talked about?
No.

1538
01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:45,290
But again, I just think it's
interesting and I think people

1539
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:49,000
out there who are feeling the
same way, you know, just look

1540
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:51,410
into it and it doesn't have to
become a thing.

1541
01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:54,310
You can just have ways of coping
with it and being honest and

1542
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,610
frank with your friends about
it.

1543
01:04:56,340 --> 01:04:59,030
But it's definitely a thing.
And it's played on my mind

1544
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:04,930
because I then think, if I got a
diagnosis, I'm thinking, what

1545
01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:07,670
would change?
And really the only thing I

1546
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,130
think would change for me would
be people might view me

1547
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,190
differently.
Yeah.

1548
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,290
So I'm like, OK, cool.
It's not worth it for me then.

1549
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,970
Yeah, like, what's the point?
Yeah, really.

1550
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:19,850
Yeah, and people might think I'm
a bit weird or quirky or

1551
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:22,840
whatever, but that's fine.
I'm not.

1552
01:05:22,850 --> 01:05:24,490
I'm not bothered about an
official thing.

1553
01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:26,770
So that's why.
Because I might be wrong.

1554
01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:31,060
I might have these traits.
Classified as a state or

1555
01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:32,350
anything.
Yeah, what have you got?

1556
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:37,440
Yeah, I've got a toy now.
Spin it.

1557
01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:39,770
That's weird.
Yeah.

1558
01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:42,830
Anyway, I'm going to be a dad.
This episode was.

1559
01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,730
I'm really sorry.
This is the weirdest episode

1560
01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:45,810
ever.
I got delayed today.

1561
01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:47,810
We got deep.
Yeah, talk about some stuff.

1562
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:49,560
Yeah.
And we probably won't be here

1563
01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:50,690
next week.
Probably not.

1564
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,310
He's gonna be a dad next week,
literally next week.

1565
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:57,930
And yeah, thanks for the Q&A,
guys.

1566
01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:59,290
Get in touch with you.
Got any stories?

1567
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,570
Let us know how it's going on
and maybe share this with your

1568
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:03,390
friends because we might get a
chance next week.

1569
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,950
Go back and listen to your
favourite one.

1570
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,090
Yeah.
And give us some more love in

1571
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,390
the five star reviews and follow
us because we love seeing those

1572
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,540
numbers.
Go up and one day we'll tell you

1573
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,490
about how Dylan likes to shower.
See you later.

1574
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,130
Weird thing to hook them with.
Bye.