Ep 160: Christmas Q&A Special! Gifts, Off Timetable & Unhinged Christmas Behaviour!

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Hello everyone, welcome back to
another episode of Teach Sleep.

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Roho Pete, My name is Dylan.
My name is Dylan.

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What was that?
Roho, Pete.

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Roho, Pete.
It's the C word special, baby.

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Oh God, here we go.
What's the C word?

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You know C word.
There's the only C word we use

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in school.
There's only C word I use a lot

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and that.
No Christmas.

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Why did you beat that?
I said Christmas.

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Did you?
Yes.

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Yeah, obviously that you could
tell.

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Yeah, you said Christmas.
The length of the watch is.

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Why I've covered your face, beat
it fully because you Dylan said

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Christmas.
This is a Christmas special.

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Exactly right.
One of many.

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I can't.
One of quite a few that we've

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bulk recorded for your pleasure
over this festive period, but

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this is our Christmas theme Q&A.
Look, an amazing person in the

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WhatsApp community actually
suggested this.

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Yeah, they did.
And before we jump into the

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WhatsApp community where you
can, you know, submit your

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questions and things and we've
got loads of questions for this

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Christmas Q&A, I've got a little
treat for you, Dylan.

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I brought something along today
because I felt like it's not

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really a Christmas special, is
it?

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Unless.
Is this what I saw?

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Yeah.
Yeah, this is what I had in my

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hand on the way in.
Rolled up.

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Yeah, unless we wear Christmas
hats.

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I know.
No, I know why you've done.

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This.
Yeah, you.

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I was going to say, you know,
there's something out in here.

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I'll give you one chunky one.
There's if you're watching this

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podcast.
There's a reason I bought

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Christmas hats and it isn't
actually for the Christmas

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spirit.
It's because we want to watch

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Dylan, but I'm going to put mine
on.

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Look, buddy, nice and easy.
Look at all this space here.

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Look how look how that looks
like a Christmas hat, doesn't

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it?
It's sort of like oi, loose all

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around and it flops over.
I thought we'd give the massive

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slab head a Christmas hat as
well because Dylan's got an

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enormous head.
It's a running joke that he has

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such enormous.
It's not a joke, it's just like,

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it's just what I.
Have not for you it's a joke for

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everybody else a joke and we
just like giving right Dylan

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things but.
If these if these are the ones I

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remember, this does actually get
onto my head.

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Does it but all flomp?
Dissipates.

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OK, let's see.
Because it isn't XL.

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Is it XL?
It's XL.

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We bought XL because we had you
in mind.

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I'm off the charts mate.
When Rory was born he was in the

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100th percentile.
He he didn't he he percentile

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didn't exist on the graph.
The poor kid.

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For his head size to be clear.
Here we go.

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Oh, it goes on.
That's a.

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It's a stretch.
Aren't they meant to be like

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floppy?
It's a stretch.

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Look at that Dome it.
It is like tight up until looks.

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Like a swimming hat swimming out
with a little bit.

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Of loose stuff on the I'm
swimming to the north.

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Pole So yeah, everyone looking
at me, if you look at me for a

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second, see this, this is like
sag.

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This is.
Actually, Imperial, if I turn to

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the side, if you're watching,
look at that.

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That is unbelievable.
Oh, God.

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Oh my God.
Doesn't look right, does it?

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No, not at all.
It does.

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Fit though like you have
actually got it on.

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Define fit if.
If getting it on means it fits,

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yeah, then OK.
It's like people that wear jeans

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that are far, far too skinny and
they're like pulling them up

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their legs.
Like it's like, come on, mate.

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They're they're just.
Normal jeans, do you?

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Aren't they?
All right, So we I'm going to

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wear this for one question and
one question, OK, should do the

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first one.
Come on.

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Right, this is this is from
regular sized Tim.

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I have a feeling people were
taking the Mick with the names.

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Sorry, I only want questions
from Tiny Tim.

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Sorry it's as regular sized Tim
so I have to take it.

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Elf on the shelf.
Good in classroom or massive

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distraction?
I don't.

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I don't think it has.
I think it can work.

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All right, that's what I'll say
first before I go into this

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whole deep thing where, OK,
everyone will think I'm Scrooge

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Mcduck.
In fact, the Christmas that's

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coming off sod Elf on the Shelf.
Scrooge Mcduck.

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It's messed up, yeah.
It's all right, it's all good

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heads mess anyway.
Elf on the Shelf I don't like it

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and there's loads of reasons why
people don't like.

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It go on, let's all hear
moaning, moaning.

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Oh, I don't like the kids having
no.

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Heaven forbid we have a bit of
fudge skull.

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It's not fun for me to set up a
flower gone Everywhere display

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thing in the middle of my
classroom and every morning.

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That's not my idea of fun.
However, the kids might find it

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really fun.
It might be very enjoyable for

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the children they might like.
It doesn't have to be a

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distraction, but it could be a
distraction.

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There's a lot of reasons why you
would not want to not do it.

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I don't think you can sit here
and say it's this because I've

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seen loads of teachers do it
really well, very creatively.

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They enjoy it, the kids enjoy
it.

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It makes no impact on their day
other than positive.

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So I'm not going to sit here and
say it's rubbish.

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However, the whole thing of the
elf, I actually don't want Rory

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getting into Elf on the Shelf
because it's just this idea of

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this really annoying naughty elf
who we all love.

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Like in a school.
You can kind of see how that's

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problematic, you know, like if
someone's does something the elf

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did later on, you're like,
excuse me, don't do that.

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Yeah.
Oh, the elf did it this morning,

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Miss and and you thought it was
really funny.

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OK, and then you have to try and
explain that.

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So funny.
Well, I'll be sending back his

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Dennis the Menace DVDs I got on
for Christmas then.

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God forbid we have any
characters that do naughty

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things that you can learn from.
No, we're not learning from it

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if we celebrate it.
Secondly, why did you go to

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Dennis the Menace and why is it
on DVD?

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Are you still stuck 25 years
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I'll be, I'll be getting the
old, the old album, The

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Chipmunks on VHS.
I'll be sending that.

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Back, God forbid, that new show
Dennis the Menace.

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Please do send back any DVD you
bought him because I have

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nothing to play a DVD on.
Oh.

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God, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why I went there

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because I don't watch DVDs
either, so I'm sure sure I'm

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trying to be clever.
And what's?

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Going on Elf on the Shelf.
Clever and funny.

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Clever and funny, not your
Forte, I think.

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I think Elf on the Shelf.
Harmless fun.

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Great fun for the kids.
Yeah.

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Anyone that disagrees with that.
Complete Scrooge.

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Complete Scrooge.
Now, I, I in all I'm.

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I'm probably the same boat.
If it can be a bit of fun, you

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don't.
It doesn't have to be.

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I think you do it a couple of
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A couple of times.
I I only did it I say did it.

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This is very much an inverted
comments here.

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When my year group partner did
it and we did it for the whole

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year group in the shared area,
that's what she did it every

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morning.
I didn't do it though.

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I'm not going to say I did it.
I bet you're here going Yeah, I

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did it.
You did nothing.

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I definitely definitely put the
elf up at least once.

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At least once, at least once
somewhere.

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Our TA's were well into it so
they were always doing hilarious

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things.
That's.

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Why?
I don't mind.

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I don't mind it.
This is where I don't want to be

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the person who's like, you're
awful if you do it.

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No, you're not.
Tell you what spoiled it?

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We didn't do it ever again.
We had because we did it well as

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a year 6 teacher and we did it a
couple years in a row when we

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had the child in the year group
whose mum came in and said I'm

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sorry but they are just
terrified of else.

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Oh.
Yeah, and I was, and we were

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like, oh, we can't really do Alf
on the shelf then, can we?

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I guess we have to do snake and
a bake.

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Just snakes everyone.
Oh, I.

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Guess we have to do Dennis the
Menace on DVD on TV every single

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morning.
Let's watch him.

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I love how instead of trying to
think of some kind of witty new

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rhyme, you just went back to the
awful joke you made earlier.

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It's not awful.
Is it awful when I can hear the

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laughter from the audience?
Next question Next question.

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How much is it acceptable to
spend on gifts for class?

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Do you have any tales of
colleagues taking it too far?

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I think about nothing is the
right man OK, roughly 0.

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Pound I'm Scrooge again.
I'm I'm sensing a theme.

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I'm not wearing a hat.
I said, in all honesty, I don't

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even know.
Like surely it's just you just

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got to agree with your
colleagues, right?

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So you don't make anyone feel
silly.

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Well this is a good talking
point.

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Now do you think you should pre
agree with your colleagues?

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Because I've, I've had it before
in previous schools where I know

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of a teacher who goes over the
top crazy with gifts for the

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kids.
And it's obviously really nice

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for the kids.
But if you're in like a four

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form entry school, yeah.
And 1 teacher is buying all the

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kids like an Easter egg at
Easter.

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Yeah.
Or like this unbelievable slime

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kit at Christmas for the kid and
then they walk out and the other

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three classes don't have
anything.

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Yeah.
Is that OK?

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Is that just real life?
Get over it.

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You, you, you go kids.
Some people get stuff, some

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people don't.
Or is it in a school?

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Something you should control.
I think that I think in a

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school, I'm sure there is an
element to say, Oh yeah, it's

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real life, It's what happens.
But this isn't real life.

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It's not real life though, is
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It's a, it's an unbelievably
controlled environment.

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It's like the complete opposite
of life.

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It's school.
We should be getting ready for

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real life.
Why?

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Why they're say?
Eventually, yeah.

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They're say eventually it's OK.
Yeah, yeah, no, I think in that

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situation it does just kind of
make the other teachers look a

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bit rubbish and just it could, I
think there should be some

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discussion.
You know, I think there should

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be some.
I don't think it has to be

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everyone's going to spend £4.72,
OK.

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But I think we should let they
should let's go discussion.

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Role play, Let's go.
OK, ready.

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Discussion time.
I'm walking in.

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I'm the teacher.
Hey guys, just letting you know,

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I know it's a bit rude if I
didn't, so I'm just going to

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come in and say I've bought all
my kids Dennis and Menace on

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DVD, about £10 per box set.
But it's just something I wanted

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to do for him.
I hope that's OK if you all.

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I think we should probably have
a discussion about this before

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next.
Time.

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We're discussing it now.
Yeah, I get, I get that you've

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done it already, but obviously
it doesn't make us.

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No, it's fine.
I could take the Mac if I wanted

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to, but it's the discussion
whether I bought them or not is

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that I'm doing it.
Yeah, OK.

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Well, there's not really a
discussion that you're just

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telling us you're doing
something.

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It does make us look a little
bit bad because I've bought my

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kids.
Well, you are some chocolate

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coins.
Yeah, great.

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That's not really comparable to
a a box set of.

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DVDs.
I'm a box set DVDs then.

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Well, no, because that's a lot
of money, isn't?

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It Yeah, there's a lot of money
I spent here, mate, I know yeah,

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I've got a boy already I.
Appreciate it.

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It's a lovely, it's a lovely
thing for you to do, but you

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should have thought first
because now by comparison, that

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the kids in our class, it's
going to look bad.

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What?
Would have happened if I talked

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to you first?
What?

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We would have discussed and
maybe come to a conclusion of

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not spending £10 per child.
So you you're just annoyed that

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the discussion didn't end and
how you wanted it to end?

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Well, I wasn't going to change
my mind it.

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Didn't and how we all wanted it
to end after you.

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Well, that's fine.
So I'm going to carry on doing

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it.
OK?

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What are you going to do about
it?

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Well, nothing.
It just makes us bad.

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And then I'll just send out a
newsletter to the parents.

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And passively, aggressively,
passively, aggressively about

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about Lia.
You really?

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OK, cool, I'm going to do it
anyway.

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Though, OK, well enjoy that.
I don't even like Dennis Menace

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mate.
It's 2025, no one's going to

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like it anyway, you idiot.
No, my point that the overall

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point I was trying to make there
by the by, was you can have all

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the discussions you want.
Sometimes people just do it,

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yeah.
Yeah, of course.

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And you can just call them a
Dick.

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This is all right.
Oh, now it was the Scrooge.

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Not Scrooge.
I love how in your head you've

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made-up the line of chocolate
coins.

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Is is fine?
Yeah, someone else who's like

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tapping you in the shoulder
going.

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Excuse me?
Didn't talk about that.

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Sorry.
Didn't mention you're getting

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your.
I won't get my class.

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Nothing.
No no no no.

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The chocolate coins was I was
pre discussed with the rest of

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the team.
You weren't there you weren't

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there.
This is this is an 8 form entry

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and the seven of us actually
took it upon ourselves to get

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together you.
Turn up.

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Excuse me.
Sorry, Why did you not involve

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me in that chat then?
We didn't, you just didn't turn

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up.
It was it was a it was a

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voluntary meeting at 6:00 PM.
I was at big DVD.

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Yeah, exactly.
New sale, I've got a pop to the

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shops or something.
HMV.

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Doesn't in the universe where I
mind Dennis the Menace DVDs, I

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thought HMV was quite a suitable
place to go, but it.

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Doesn't make sense.
She kept in.

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It does.
Also exist.

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It came out of administration
was saved and there are some

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shops.
HMV Just a little bit of a Fact

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Check there because this guy
doesn't know what he's talking.

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About no one cares, right?
Moving on to the next question.

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This is from a net curtain, I
have to say.

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I have to say, when we were
having a quick flick through

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these questions and getting
ready on our iPads earlier on,

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Dylan was like, Oh yeah, there's
some funny names but they're not

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all funny.
And use this one as the example

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of, see this one's from Annette
as a real person.

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I said read it again, Dylan.
And he went and I didn't realise

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it's an Annette curtain.
Oh, right, just pause for one

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second.
Yeah, how funny would it be if

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it is a real person?
I mean, it is I am so.

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Sorry, she was a real woman.
Mrs Curtin, I am so sorry.

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Or miss.
Don't miss.

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Almost.
Yeah, almost.

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You shouldn't.
You shouldn't presume.

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Presume.
Never presume.

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Off you go.
When is it appropriate to

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decorate the classroom?
Oh God, here we go.

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I.
Think in a secular society, all

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religions shouldn't be outside
of the state school system.

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Hang on, colleague, this year
did it on November 10th, right.

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That's flipped me a little bit.
That's wild.

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Yeah, a little bit, because I
was about to take the Mick out

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of you.
Probably been like, oh, actually

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everyone's never dagger in a
classroom.

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It's extra workload.
I don't even gonna do the

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displays in my room.
The only thing I heard of that

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was workload and displays the
most of it I don't.

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Know that's it then isn't.
It you sound like Pingu.

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Pingu, bringing back all the
childhood.

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I remember Pingu, it was on last
night after Dennis the Dennis.

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And the reason it was on after
this because I control it with

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my DVD player exactly 1 in one
out.

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Which I bought from HMV.
OK, So what do you actually

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think about that?
Because there are two questions

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there actually.
Do you know what, when is it

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appropriate to decorate a
classroom and what do you think

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about the colleague that did it
on November 10th?

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So.
I think, I actually think it's

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similar to when it's acceptable
to decorate your home.

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And I think December's a really
good line.

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Yeah, I think December is a
fantastic line.

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I think there are some
situations, for example, this

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year I think Sunday was like the
30th of November, OK, So like it

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was like, so obviously if you're
doing it at the weekend, I see

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why people did it at the end of
November for the weekend because

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then whole of December you have
a tree up or whatever.

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So I think that's OK.
I would say personally if it's

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the month of December, you can
see Christmas stuff,

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decorations.
That's that's my line.

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Yeah, I couldn't agree more
strongly.

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If I'm open in my advent
calendar, I'm eating a chocolate

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on December 1st.
Yeah, there's not Christmas

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decorations around me, right?
Sad isn't.

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It that's a really good point.
Sad.

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Although do you only eat 1
advent calendar when you when

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you get?
I don't believe for a second an

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advent calendar lasts more than
a week at your house at any

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point.
Do you know what?

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I've grown up.
The last few years I've grown

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up.
You've grown up in the same

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sentence.
You say you still have an advent

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calendar.
Yeah, I've grown up.

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I've grown up, guys.
I use my advent calendar like a

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child.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Do you know who buys my advent
calendar as?

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Well, your mum my.
Mum, she loves it.

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She's like that's a ritual every
year.

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She's like everyone advent
calendar.

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She gets her parents advent
calendar, she gets us advent

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calendar and.
It's nice and no one gets her

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one.
What pathetic man you are.

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I definitely do.
Years and years and years.

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Your mum buying everyone else an
advent calendar And what do you

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do?
Gobble, gobble, gobble.

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Where's more mum?
More, more.

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Pathetic.
Yeah.

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No one ever thinks about your
mum, do they?

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Well, do you know what, Sonora?
I'm buying you an advent

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calendar.
OK, I'm going to get bring it to

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you and I'll be the son you
deserve.

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Everyone's thinking, oh he's
made-up another name, my mum.

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You've forgotten how crazy my
mum's name is as you dropped it

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in.
Have we told the story in the

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podcast?
Probably a long time ago.

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So I can already tell it again
told me to tell it because.

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I yeah, you tell you tell the
story of my mum.

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Hayden's mum was in the womb,
she wasn't born yet.

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When Hayden's grandparents were
walking around to school, I

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think.
Hey, were they walking around to

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school for your one of your
mum's siblings?

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In all honesty, I have no idea
they're.

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Walking around to school for
some reason and they went past

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the coat pegs in this school and
obviously all the coat pegs are

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named and labelled.
And they were thinking, what can

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we call our daughter?
What, what name could we have?

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And that was in the back of
their head.

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So walking through the school
and they were looking at all the

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name tags going, oh, that's a
nice name.

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That's lovely.
Oh, and both of them saw this

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name exotic on this name tag
report.

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That's a name.
I've never Sonora.

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I've never seen the name Sonora
before.

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Isn't Sonora Cornea?
That's quite unique.

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Maybe we should personally.
Yeah.

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OK.
Kept in their brain.

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Obviously.
Some baby Sonora kinda came out

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and they called her Sonora.
Fantastic.

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Turns out they just misread the
word Sandra.

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They misread the D as a no if.
You think it's close though if

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you just get rid of the top.
If you just.

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Completely change the letter.
It's really.

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Bad.
They're rid of the ascender on

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the D.
They find it, said Sonora.

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They said, Sandra, and this is
an example of how handwriting is

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really important.
Really important and why in my

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mum is now the the only person
called Sonora in the UK.

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That's right.
Hey on.

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Don't worry about it mate.
Literally so funny, isn't it?

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People are like, Oh yeah, that's
really cool.

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Like where, you know, what's the
background?

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Where should come from?
No, just misread AD.

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Yeah, just just misread name.
Yeah, yeah.

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Nothing particularly interesting
there really heritage wise.

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November the 10th is a war crime
suitable to go and try on The

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Hague.
Yep.

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Cool on that one.
Nothing more to say about it.

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That colleague just I'd shunned
them for the rest of this year

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and next year probably.
I I would make get them fired.

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Yeah, finally.
Whistle blow.

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If you get a few of your
colleagues together, make up

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something.
But when this is important, when

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you're making up something to go
and whistle blow on someone else

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to get rid of them, you have to
make sure your stories are like

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70% similar because if they're
exactly the same, they'll know

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you've made it up.
So you have to make sure when

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you're recounting it, there's a
little bit of change, like put a

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bit of spicy, like someone's
wearing a blue jumper, someone

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else's wearing a red jumper.
Just make sure it's like like

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like realistic.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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You've done this before,
haven't?

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You.
Well, how do you think you got

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fired?
Yeah, I was.

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Gonna say I'm starting to
question.

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Who guitar baby?
See you later.

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You're the one that told the
head teacher I'd committed

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murder in the car park.
Right.

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How did you know?
Damn it.

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Right.
Next question from Catherine.

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We always know when there's a
cut because you do a really over

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the top right.
Is it really trying to sound

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natural and you're like Lady
lad, let's carry on from where

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we started.
I'm a bit annoyed actually

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because when I put cuts in,
yeah, I make them so seamless no

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one would ever know.
No one would ever know.

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You've just, you've just brought
it to their attention.

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Now they'll they'll start.
Seeing no one would ever know

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yeah wrecked Oh no one would
ever know that's.

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Exactly how I said it before all
week up.

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You're you're an idiot.
You ruined this podcast from

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Catherine.
What is your favourite Christmas

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song for the children to sing in
a performance?

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Oh that's cute.
I saw a video I'm TikTok of

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someone doing hot to go by
chaperone.

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God's sake it was on the stage.
It was a group of teachers.

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I think Noah's just taken him
right OK.

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And it was 1 teacher.
I can't remember who it was.

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Who, who's that?
They're going.

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I hope they do.
Hot to go.

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And then the teacher next
ground.

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This is a child's nativity play
just to the stage.

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And there's free teachers doing
HOTTI love it.

457
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,880
I love it when schools just have
those two teachers are just a

458
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,240
bit unhinged and they just do
rounds like it doesn't happen.

459
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,240
Are you talking about ourselves?
Yeah, Yeah.

460
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,040
We would never do things like
that.

461
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,440
You were singing Feliz Navidad
the other day.

462
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,200
Brilliant.
But you sung more than the

463
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,319
words, Feliz Navidad.
And I was like, no one, no one

464
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,560
knows more than the words.
I know this, Navidad.

465
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,160
No one knows more than that.
You jumped on that.

466
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,280
And I.
Know more of the words after I

467
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080
know it because we taught our
kids to sing it.

468
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,960
Sing it now.
OK, ready.

469
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,360
I'm just got to go from Feliz
Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz

470
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:51,640
Navidad, Feliz Navidad Prospero
annoy Felizi Dad, I want to wish

471
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,200
you a Merry Christmas.
Brilliant.

472
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,640
And it goes on and on because we
taught our kids.

473
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,600
That is actually probably my
favourite song I've taught the

474
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,560
kids because they're so engaged.
The fact it's not in English and

475
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,760
the fact they can learn how to
do it.

476
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,720
And our school did Spanish as
well.

477
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,080
And it just means I want to wish
you a Merry Christmas and a

478
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,160
happy New Year.
Do you know what he says in

479
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,760
English after that's just a
translation That's what he says

480
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,560
for brilliant and it's actually
one of my favourite Christmas

481
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,320
songs in general.
Is it?

482
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,320
Yeah Someone else asks what's
your favourite Christmas song?

483
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,080
So I guess this is a 2 prong
question we can have here which

484
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,080
is OK back over to you cuz Feliz
Navidad is my favourite.

485
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,840
I love all the classics right
and I think the darkness do

486
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,640
Merry Christmas.
I love that song.

487
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,640
I really like that one and
another.

488
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,360
I'm trying to do ones that most
people don't say.

489
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,880
I actually read that one from
Elton John and Ed Sheeran.

490
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,080
Merry Christmas.
Yes, cool.

491
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:44,440
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, we might get copyright

492
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,160
striked.
Oh yeah, you have to do it in

493
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,200
less than 5 seconds.
Yeah, yeah, cool.

494
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,040
Because it sounds so real thing
that will get flagged.

495
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,240
Those AI bots will be picking
them up.

496
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,000
And is that Ed Sheeran and
bloody just to say, Tom Jones?

497
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,080
If we go back to the absolute,
like classic, like old Christmas

498
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,520
songs, yeah.
Do you have, you know, it's just

499
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,760
like the traditional ones laid?
Ohh, like like actual like.

500
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
Ohh like like.

501
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,800
Carols, Yeah.
Do you have?

502
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,200
Is there any of them of them you
like?

503
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,400
Jingle Bells at the minute,
right?

504
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,880
Because Roy's obsessed with it
and we were driving the other

505
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,320
night to the Christmas lights
with what you guys went as well.

506
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,960
And for the entire 1st 40
minutes of the journey, unless

507
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,240
Jingle Bells was playing or some
kind of version of Jingle Bells,

508
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:31,680
he was sat in the back going
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, so

509
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,240
annoying Jingle Bells.
So we put Jingle Bells on my

510
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,520
way.
It's a good song to you.

511
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,240
Jingle Bell Rock underrated as
well.

512
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,160
I love that whenever it comes
on, I'm always rocking.

513
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,320
I taught the kids that one as
well.

514
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,080
I'm one of my first years and we
had actions to it and everything

515
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,160
and the kids loved it.
Did you?

516
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,000
That's a good one.
Love that.

517
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,240
Yeah.
So yeah, loads of good Christmas

518
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,760
songs.
Jingle all the way, Jingle all

519
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,200
the way.
Yeah, that's the best one.

520
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,280
Whole time by Rory.
The next question was basically

521
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,640
we've answered it.
It's from Tom and he said what's

522
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,560
the best ever Christmas song?
So we just, I, I put that in

523
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,240
there, mate.
Yeah.

524
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,400
What is your best ever Christmas
song?

525
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,560
Go on.
Because I said it was the Merry

526
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,960
Christmas one.
I think I want, I want from you

527
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,680
now.
Actual ones that are in the

528
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,320
charts.
I like all the classics.

529
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,280
Like there's not many Christmas
songs I don't actually like.

530
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,640
The Queen 1.
Go on, what's it?

531
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,640
What's it called?
I don't know the Queen, the

532
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,960
Queen song.
I don't know the Queen

533
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,080
Christmas.
The Queen Christmas song.

534
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,960
Look it up.
That one.

535
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,120
You know what I mean?
That's.

536
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,640
Called Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah, that's a good one.

537
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:25,080
That one because I love Queen.
OK, on this theme then, what's

538
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,760
the next question?
What's the greatest Christmas

539
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:32,880
film of all time?
All my days The Grinch comes to

540
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,920
mind.
I really I the first one.

541
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,360
Yeah.
I really do love that film.

542
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,840
But with Jim Carrey, Yeah, yeah,
10 out of. 10, like the first,

543
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,000
yeah, that just came straight to
mind.

544
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,680
So I'm going to go my gut
because the Grinch just made me

545
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,800
laugh.
I remember watching it the first

546
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,400
time and I thought it was the
funniest thing I've ever seen in

547
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,120
my life when I was kid.
It's not that funny now, but you

548
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,840
know, it's a good film, yeah.
Jim Carrey won on the

549
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,360
generational run the night he's
been like what?

550
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,720
He made so many.
Good.

551
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,200
Unbelievable.
Yeah, Grinch is good.

552
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,200
I like there's one on Netflix
called Klaus.

553
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,360
Relatively new again.
Is it Klaus?

554
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,880
No, it's called Klaus.
OK, K, it's K and.

555
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,520
It's like, hang on a minute.
It's Klaus.

556
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,120
It's a bloke.
That's his name.

557
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,840
I'm not saying that it's like
and it's, it's really, really,

558
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,480
really, really good.
Like it's like an animated.

559
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,200
One, is it fairly new?
Yeah, yeah, fairly new.

560
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,840
Like I I say like 2 years, it's
probably like 5-6.

561
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,120
Years at this point, yeah.
But it's on, it's on Netflix,

562
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,560
it's really good and I like
Arthur Christmas classic love.

563
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,520
Arthur Christmas, that's a good
one.

564
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,480
There is another classic.
I feel like everyone like no one

565
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,280
disagrees with this Home alone.
Home alone.

566
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,480
It's just like you just, you
just watch it.

567
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,920
It's just a ritual at this
point, isn't it?

568
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,440
You just.
Watch it.

569
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,240
Huge safeguarding issues should
get social services.

570
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,000
From Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you don't get on a plane

571
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,040
without knowing where your
child.

572
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,040
Is yeah, yeah, yeah.
So.

573
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,240
That's a shame, terrible, real
shame.

574
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,320
Anyway, next question, what's
your go to Christmas party game?

575
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,320
And a lot of people ask us about
this, What are your top tier

576
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,880
versions?
What do you do?

577
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,640
Firstly, can we just like
Christmas parties in general?

578
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,120
With the kids, yeah.
I absolutely love them.

579
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,440
I know.
We'll dive into more detail in

580
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,000
our next episode about Christmas
in school in general.

581
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,440
So asking this question and when
you're in that situation with

582
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,680
the parties and the kids are
loving it, what what are your go

583
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,760
to games?
Yeah, my favourite 1 is

584
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,080
something that gets them moving
around because they're always

585
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,120
hyper as anything.
We with a simple game you

586
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,880
probably play loads as well.
Is it the corner game?

587
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,920
It's the corner.
Game with the dice.

588
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,040
I love it because the kids are
so into it every single year.

589
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,720
So if anyone doesn't know what
this game, it's the ritual of

590
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,480
our schools.
It's normal.

591
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,600
But I think, I think it's a lot
of schools play this game.

592
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,680
I imagine it is, but you never
know of Christmas parties.

593
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560
I'm like, there's probably so
many variations of Christmas

594
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,240
parties and there's some wild
things out there in, in a

595
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,120
nutshell, you're a dice.
You can a big dice one, those

596
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,400
big phone ones, put 6 pictures
on it, whatever you want to do

597
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,840
to reference 6 locations around
the hole that you're in.

598
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,880
And we just tried to do the four
corners and two other places.

599
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,080
And it's as simple as this.
The kids run and stand next to

600
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,560
one of those six places.
We roll the dice if it lands on

601
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,920
them that that everyone that's
standing there is out.

602
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,720
Simple as that.
And it's just like you just keep

603
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,680
doing until the only few people
left And you can mix it up.

604
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,560
Like when it gets, when it gets
goes on forever, I just switch

605
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,080
around and say whichever one the
dice lands on is the only one

606
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,240
that's still in.
The other five are out.

607
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,720
And that's how you sort of end
the game.

608
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,040
Essentially gambling from a
young age, gambling hooked on

609
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,440
that risk reward.
And what I love is you were

610
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,200
saying about how it's really
important to get the kids moving

611
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,320
when you play two or three games
in a row and the same kids out

612
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,520
straight away and just sits in
the middle.

613
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,760
Yeah, sits in the middle for 20
minutes.

614
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,080
Very unlucky, really gets them
moving.

615
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,600
Really fantastic game.
Yeah, Wow.

616
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,720
You know, can't win.
I like musical statues.

617
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,880
Musical statues.
Classic, classic musical,

618
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,160
statues, game, dancing, anything
like you said, where you can

619
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,760
play music and they think it's
like a disco type game or

620
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,560
something.
It's just unbelievable.

621
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,400
You want to tie them out.
Is there a least favourite?

622
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,400
Is there a game you've played
and you think they never love

623
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,360
this?
Because I've got one in mind.

624
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,920
I always think they love this,
and they never seem to.

625
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,320
Which is past the puzzle.
Yeah, because it's boring.

626
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,160
I always think that's a classic
game and then they play it and

627
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,640
they absolutely hate it.
Yeah, if you've got like at

628
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,800
least 33 kids with one parcel,
imagine you got the whole year

629
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,040
group and like you really.
Think about the game.

630
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,520
It is just.
It is just sitting in a circle.

631
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,920
It's sitting in a circle
passing.

632
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,920
Something nothing enjoyable
about passing something to

633
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,560
someone else.
Nine out of the 10 times you

634
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,040
open the parcel, you don't get
anything.

635
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,640
And every kid knows, they know
instinctively that obviously the

636
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,280
teacher's going to make sure
that like various people like

637
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,120
that, it's not just, it's not
actually chance, is it?

638
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,560
Yeah.
They're just the teachers stand

639
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,240
there watching and they're
pausing it or haven't.

640
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,760
That person hasn't had it yet.
Pause.

641
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,920
It's so rubbish.
Have you seen the Bluey episode

642
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,720
where Lucky's dad does past the
parcel and he has Lucky's dad's?

643
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,360
Look up Lucky's dad's rules for
past the parcel.

644
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,200
It it caused a bit of a
friction.

645
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,400
I mean, are you going to tell me
right now?

646
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,280
No, I'm not going to tell you
right now what's no, it's

647
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,640
basically Lucky's dad thinks it
should be paid that traditional

648
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,360
way because like the new way is
you get a little, you know, a

649
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,080
little treat on every time you
unwrap it.

650
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,720
So you unwrap it traditional.
No, that's like the new way

651
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,120
where everyone's got to have.
Some.

652
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,400
Yeah, yeah, you get like a
little chocolate coin.

653
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,400
Yes, you open, it falls out,
I've got a little something.

654
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,840
It's not the main prize that.
You pass it on.

655
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,880
Lucky's dad in the in the show,
Bluey is like, no, that's just

656
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,320
stupid.
My, we've got to do the

657
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,200
traditional.
Why?

658
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,560
Because he's Australian,
obviously.

659
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,840
Yeah, clearly, with which that
was clearly that you just did.

660
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,000
And his whole point is like, now
we just play it.

661
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,360
If you open it, you're
disappointed, you didn't get

662
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,400
anything tough, you wait and you
get the main prize at the end.

663
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,360
So there's a whole little like
and someone in our group chat

664
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,800
because we're doing a little
party for the kids, my mates and

665
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,920
all the kids and we're going to
do past the parcel.

666
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,600
And someone said we didn't like
his dad's rule.

667
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,680
And it just like it was like it
really divided the group.

668
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,720
Wow, what's your thought on
that?

669
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,960
I just don't care.
I don't care.

670
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,080
Like if Rory turned out I took
him to a party and they were

671
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,480
doing either of the rules, I
just tell him to just if he was

672
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,840
annoyed by one of them, like get
over.

673
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,640
But that's fair enough.
But what would you pick though

674
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,240
if you would if you're doing the
hosting?

675
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,160
I do the small prize every time.
Yeah, like every time.

676
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,080
RIP.
I wouldn't do lucky.

677
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,280
Because you're wet.
Yeah.

678
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,480
Because I'm wet.
Because I'm a lefty wokey

679
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,640
liberal, and I'm ruining the
mind of our children, not

680
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,720
preparing them for the real
world.

681
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,120
They're kids.
Yeah.

682
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,040
Oh, my.
If a Yeah Joe, a little

683
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,440
chocolate coin can fall.
Out if it's supposed to be a fun

684
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,200
game Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to pick the one that's

685
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,560
that's 1% fun rather than 0%
fun.

686
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,320
Do you know what I mean?
It's already a horribly.

687
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,800
Boring game.
It's not a it's not a metaphor

688
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,120
for life when they're older and
one person gets something the

689
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,960
rest don't.
Yeah, it's a game for seven-year

690
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,200
olds.
Grow up.

691
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,720
Yeah, stop getting annoyed at
people giving kids and nice

692
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,120
things because it's not what you
got.

693
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,320
Maybe when you were a kid and
just lighten up a bit, you

694
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,560
freak.
That to me or everybody?

695
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,080
Else it's it's to you if you
have this.

696
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,720
Thought no.
Fair enough.

697
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,320
Yeah, gorgeous.
Checking for Mr Anonymous.

698
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,120
What is your most unhinged
behaviour management technique

699
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,920
for your class in the run up to
Christmas?

700
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,160
Sit down you little, and do your
work.

701
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,680
I'll tell Santa you got nothing.
You.

702
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,400
Are you all right today?
I'm on one.

703
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,760
Yeah, you are.
I'm just testing out there who

704
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,360
can understand what a joke is
and what sarcasm is, and

705
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,920
there'll be someone out there
thinking teachers are next

706
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,800
generation.
And he says things like this.

707
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,400
Yeah, in a room outside of the
class, not around the children.

708
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,680
You.
Of course, it's sarcasm.

709
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,760
It's a joke.
I'm being.

710
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,240
What I really said was you're a
little.

711
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,360
You're getting too comfortable.
No, this is a professional

712
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,160
podcast.
Stop.

713
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,880
Pretending like I said something
horrendous.

714
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,160
OK, you're going to beep.
That aren't you just because I

715
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,080
bleeped it and put something
over your mouth again so no one

716
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,760
can possibly lip read?
What you're saying you're

717
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,960
framing me.
You're.

718
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,640
Framing me?
What did you say then?

719
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,280
Christmas.
No.

720
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,920
No.
You'll just beep this, probably

721
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,440
again, and just pretend
something else came out.

722
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,680
Will I?
Yeah, you are, honestly.

723
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,920
Right.
What's your most unhinged

724
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,320
technique then?
I didn't have any unhinged

725
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,880
techniques.
I didn't really change my

726
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,840
techniques.
I'm a person.

727
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,400
I just like kept saying like
this is my technique, guys.

728
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,440
Yeah, come on.
Do you want to ruin Christmas

729
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,280
for me?
Stuff like that.

730
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,920
But I don't.
I don't.

731
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,920
I don't think I had.
Any I was just trying to show

732
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,320
how my completely average paving
management continued.

733
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,440
Throughout Christmas, I guess
I'd.

734
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,920
Maybe someone's talking John.
My favourite thing in the world

735
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,640
is yeah, go on.
I said, I think I've said this

736
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,720
for on the podcast, but it's my
favourite technique because it

737
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,400
worked every time was when 10
people are doing low level

738
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,480
chatter.
You say I'm just waiting for two

739
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,760
people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

740
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,960
And my favourite one in the
world because they just think

741
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,840
that they're being embarrassed.
They think, oh crap, it's 2 and

742
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,160
I'm talking to someone, it's us
too.

743
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,400
And all of them stop their micro
conversations because they think

744
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,760
I'm talking about them just
waiting for two extremely rude

745
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,280
people.
Apart from the group of three

746
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,680
that are chatting and go our
teachers been a bell end.

747
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,360
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, nothing.

748
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,760
Maths teacher can't care what
prick.

749
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,840
Yeah, so sorry Sir, that's the
worst answer we've ever given.

750
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,800
Don't really have any unhinged
behaviour when from tennis.

751
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,600
What do you, what do you, what
kind of things do you think is

752
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,800
in here?
Do you think people do mad

753
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,600
things at Christmas like telling
the kids if you don't behave,

754
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,360
Santa won't come?
I reckon it might have.

755
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,120
I reckon it absolutely might
have.

756
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,640
I guess the one thing you do
have at Christmas is so much

757
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,160
stuff going on that you could
just threaten them not to do it.

758
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,720
Yeah, right.
Then Mr If you want to carry on

759
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,840
talking, you won't be going to
the school fair for Christmas,

760
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,880
you won't be doing the Christmas
play at the end of the year.

761
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,840
You shall not be going to
Santa's Grotto that we changed

762
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,440
the ICT suite into and you shall
definitely not be doing the

763
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,280
colour again.
I've got for you the last night.

764
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Oh, watching Dennis the minutes
on DVD, your treat Christmas

765
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,360
edition.
There's so much you can like

766
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,720
dangle and say you're not going
to have.

767
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,360
Yeah, unless you behave
yourself.

768
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,240
Yeah.
You.

769
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,040
Little.
I'm not don't you're framing.

770
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,480
Do you know what I'm all
framing?

771
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,560
I'm sat here thinking there's so
much editing to do with this

772
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,440
podcast because your nose is
leaking.

773
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,640
It's about we got the 2.
It's about time you did

774
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,680
something.
For is it?

775
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,120
Honest to God, yeah.
Funny joke that.

776
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,040
Hey, then it's Die Hard, a
Christmas film from tom-tom.

777
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,200
tom-tom.
You are barking these out, my

778
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:17,960
mate.
He does.

779
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,920
It is, though.
I mean, it's just.

780
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,520
Yeah, it's a simple answer,
isn't it?

781
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,920
Yes, of course it is a Christmas
film.

782
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,160
It's Christmas film.
Oh, but it doesn't have the

783
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,800
magic of Christmas and the two
people falling in love under the

784
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,760
tree, and it's not very romantic
and they don't get to save

785
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,240
Christmas all the time.
I don't care.

786
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,440
What's Christmas without better
blood?

787
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,800
It's Christmas.
You know Christmas.

788
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,680
Get over it, guys.
Come on.

789
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,800
Next question.
This one's written from two

790
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,200
people that read the same
question, Jamie and Tom again.

791
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,040
What's the most unhinged or
crazy gift you've seen during

792
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,720
Secret Santa?
Right.

793
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,200
I'm going to just to package
this question and use this as a

794
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,200
hook for you to come back on
Wednesday because we're going to

795
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,960
talk about some Secret Santa
stories on our next episode.

796
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,160
We'll answer this question then.
But some of the stories that we

797
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,960
have for Secret Santa are
unbelievable.

798
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,000
So if you're listening to this,
either press follow and put

799
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,200
notifications on so you get it
on Wednesday first thing.

800
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,120
It's going to be hilarious.
Or if it is past Wednesday,

801
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,680
there's something of December, I
don't know.

802
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,240
Watch this one.
Watch the next episode

803
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,040
immediately after this.
That's all I'll say for that

804
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,080
one.
That is clever.

805
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,160
That is a that is a way to hook
people in and get get their

806
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,560
retention out getting watching
their episodes.

807
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,720
So yeah, we'll come back to that
one.

808
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,280
That's a different question from
Haley instead.

809
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,840
Then what is the craziest thing
that has happened to you in

810
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,280
school during the Christmas
period?

811
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,080
In brackets, Christmas dinner
productions, Carol concerts,

812
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,080
etc.
I had someone in my training

813
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,560
year who stole actual money from
Christmas fair stand because we

814
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,440
just, it's weird on Christmas
fair because I've been to

815
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,440
schools where they're really
strict about you need to go

816
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,120
around with your parents.
I've also been to schools where

817
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,200
it's just like, off you go.
Kids go and roam the school and

818
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,920
go to all different Christmas
fair stands.

819
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,120
I made one kid obviously went
off and just stole cash from

820
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,680
like the pot.
This is a good stand.

821
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,760
This stands, the money pot
stand.

822
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,280
I'll just take this money.
How much for the money, Sir?

823
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,200
It's free.
Yeah, they had a little year 3

824
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,920
running the money stand.
So you're a £10 note for 2P?

825
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,200
Yeah, thank you.
I'll take that.

826
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,280
Based basically just stole.
I remember the teachers being

827
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,040
fuming and his parents took him
to the police station.

828
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,280
Yeah, I remember the parents
were like, the parents were

829
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,760
livid.
Obviously you'd be you're

830
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,920
horrified, wouldn't you?
Yeah, of course.

831
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,920
And I know it's just a kid.
I know you've got to learn.

832
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,840
But like when they're that, they
know what they're doing.

833
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,520
He knew he was stealing money
and he shouldn't.

834
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,840
And they took him to the police
station and just scared him.

835
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,920
And it was hilarious, like, like
hearing about how scary he was

836
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,000
after.
I was like, good.

837
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,200
Like every honestly, every now
and then you need that if you're

838
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,240
going to do something like that.
He won't do it again.

839
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah, I wonder if he did.
Maybe to a career criminal

840
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,560
inspired him came back from a
police.

841
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,640
Station with a gun.
Stole that one.

842
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,120
I was there.
He's got a tattoo in his face

843
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,160
and like one of the tears.
Where have you bids ready?

844
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,880
Now I've learned all the inside.
Yeah, I've got it.

845
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,480
Thanks for that, parents.
It changed me my time on the

846
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,080
inside of the PlayStation.
So that's funny.

847
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,640
Yeah, I don't have anything to
top that.

848
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,960
No, I, I don't actually think
that there's much else we can

849
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,160
say here rather than we can wrap
it up and we can say we've got

850
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,760
another Christmas special coming
on Wednesday.

851
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,320
Why don't you listen?
Why don't you come along for the

852
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,200
stories?
It's going to be a good one.

853
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:18,880
I'm going to.
I've edited so much of this

854
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,040
part.
I'm not editing out.

855
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,880
I'm not.
I'm not doing.

856
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,160
That I love how you are saying
you edited past tense.

857
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,160
Yeah, as if you've already done
that.

858
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,520
You would do at this point in
time.

859
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,680
You clearly haven't.
No, because.

860
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,640
I think about the listeners and
the viewers.

861
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,160
For them, they would have known
this.

862
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,880
What can people do?
They listened to the episode and

863
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:34,920
remotely enjoyed it.
Was it?

864
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,640
I don't know how to feel about
that episode.

865
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,760
It it feels a bit unhinged.
Was it a was it a Christmas

866
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,680
special?
I'm wearing it.

867
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,280
What do you mean?
Was it a Christmas?

868
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,160
Every question was to do with
Christmas.

869
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,280
What do you want to happen for
us to say it's a Christmas?

870
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,480
OK, but this is what I mean by
this is it was based.

871
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,000
If I was summarising this
episode, it's you being a

872
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,920
Scrooge, burping into the mic,
swearing words you've never

873
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,200
sworn before on this podcast and
chucking your Christmas hat off.

874
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,560
Merry Christmas everyone, hope
you have an amazing time if you

875
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,800
celebrate it and if you don't, I
hope you have a great time

876
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,040
anyway.
Why wouldn't I guys?

877
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,600
If you enjoyed this episode for
some reason, I really hope you

878
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,520
did.
And whatever platform you're on,

879
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,920
this goes out in lots of
different places.

880
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,280
Do the thing on that platform,
which helps with engagement.

881
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,240
So like subscribe, like
subscribe, follow, comment,

882
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,240
share, share and everything,
share, share.

883
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,480
That's your Christmas to us.
Ratings, ratings and shares,

884
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,000
guys.
Whatever platform you're on, you

885
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,360
could do that for us and wish us
a very Merry Christmas.

886
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,920
You could do and transfer us
500,000.

887
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,120
Pounds each.
Wow, that's nice.

888
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,480
Just one of them, okay.
Either Bye.

889
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,120
Yeah, see you.