Bitesize #5: School Dinner Desserts, A Finger Dilemma & The Ultimate Friendship Test

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Hello everyone and welcome back
to another bite size episode of

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Teach State Repeat.
My name is Dylan and this is

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Boulder Locks.
Hello, Boulder.

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Locks.
Oh, thanks.

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I thought we were going to do a
cool intro and that was your

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that was your take on it, so.
That was my good intro.

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That's good.
Cheers mate.

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Hey everyone, it's Hayden here,
your favourite host.

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Who?
The funny one, not the first

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thing.
I think of when I think of you.

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Do you know what I found out the
other day?

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Straight in was I was so proud
of Boulder locks in the three

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hairs as a name that I invented.
It was on an old advert,

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apparently.
No, it wasn't, yeah, someone

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said.
Someone said at school the other

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day because I was waiting for
you to come out of the church

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service and I was with a
colleague of ours and I said, Oh

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yeah, just waiting for bold
deluxe.

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Then she went, that's like bold
deluxe and the three hairs.

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And I went, wow.
And she said yeah, was in an old

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advert.
And I was like, I thought I'd

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invented it, but I hadn't.
I just still in your Thunder,

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mate.
Ignore that.

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Ignore that.
The 80s.

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Advert was around definitely
after I thought of it about six

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months ago, for sure, anyway.
It's nice to see your camera so

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zoomed in your heads filling the
screen.

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I'll have you know that you
constantly moan at my head's too

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small.
And anyway, Hayden, most people

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don't watch the podcast that I
tell you every week.

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Well, I've told you what I think
about those people and I, you

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know, I'm not gonna say it
again.

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What's that?
You don't watch the podcast.

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Yeah.
Hayden doing a sign to you all

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right now?
I don't know.

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I did.
And people.

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That are just listening.
Didn't see it, so whoops.

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Anyway, anyway, what we doing?
What we doing?

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What we doing?
This episode Hayden, and in the

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middle of the last episode that
we put out, we did a little bit

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big games, bit a bit of fun, bit
of bit of laughter, a bit of

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organised fun, because what's
better than organised forced

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fun?
Nothing.

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Which is why you should go back
and check out our other Bites

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Out episodes where we can't
speak our other bite size

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episode.
Proper pronunciation, please.

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Really good about business
episode is guys, we never got

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there either.
That's all.

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Staying in, you know, Do you
know?

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What's good about episodes?
Well, I don't know.

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I don't know what they are so.
What's great is they are raw,

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authentic and unedited.
So you get the real eyes, guys.

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You get the real eyes in these
parts of the.

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Script is I couldn't.
Say it again.

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What is going on?
Bite size episodes, right?

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Should.
We get the author queue back up

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because yeah, we are just.
Where's my script?

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You know when we're separate
from each other, and I can't

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stare at your screen where
you've got everything right.

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Now, I mean, I can't stare at me
on the screen.

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You're staring.
At yourself constantly still

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getting to our games.
We've got a few different random

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games here guys, so play along
at home.

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Let us know how you get on and
what your opinions would be as

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well.
Hayden kind of kicks off Do I

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want?
To what now do?

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You want to kick us off?
All I heard was, do I want to

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kick us off?
No, I want you to kick me off

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because I am still thinking of
my game by the time you play

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this.
I will be prepared.

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Yeah, basically.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
I I knew what I was gonna I'm

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I'm confident.
I just want you to play yours

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first.
You're.

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You're confident, but I won't do
it, Yeah.

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Yeah, you go, I'm.
Gonna start you off, OK?

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We're gonna do another.
Blind rank, because I don't feel

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like I trapped you enough last
time.

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This time I've prepared another
5 classic school dinner

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desserts, so I'm gonna give you
them one at a time.

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Of course, as we know.
Blind for real?

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Yeah, for real.
Yeah, definitely.

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So one at a time, I want you to
blind rank these classic school

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dinner desserts, and your first
one to place one to five is an

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Arctic roll.
Strong start, I'll tell you

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that.
That's a strong start.

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It's a real strong start.
There's anything top on Arctic?

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Roll.
I don't know.

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Maybe 2.
Two.

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OK, good.
Next one Jam Roly Poly.

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Three straight in No.
Message about it Okay, coconut

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and jam sponge. 55 That's
terrible.

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That's disgusting.
I do.

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Agree.
I don't really like coconut at

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all I've done.
The gun there, I'm doing it.

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That's fine.
That's.

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Fine.
Next one.

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Chocolate sponge with chocolate.
Custard. 4.

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Oh, that.
Would be my #5.

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I should have saved that for #5.
Why?

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Please explain.
You're a chocolate theme.

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What's going on?
I am.

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I'm a chocolate fiend.
Not I'm just fake rubbish

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chocolate custard.
It tastes nothing like

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chocolate.
Well, it's good to know that

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you're completely wrong about
something else as well.

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And finally, so you've only got
the first lot left, am I?

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OK.
Yeah.

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Apparently Guys Hayden thinks
that the number one best classic

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primary school dessert is an
iced bun.

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I mean, that's pretty good.
It's not the top, it's not the

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top, but it's not as bad as four
or five.

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So can.
We talk about ice buns.

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We can talk about ice buttons
because I know we've both got a.

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Bit of a yeah.
Thing of ice buns, right you.

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Better be in my bonnet, haven't
me.

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I don't know about.
And it's almost with myself

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because I bloody love them.
I bloody love a nice one, but

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let's just dissect what a nice
bun is.

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Would I ever eat 5 bread rolls
in a row?

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No.
Hang on.

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Sorry, there's an immediate
problem here.

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No one eats five of anything,
really.

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In real life, should you be in
five in a row anyway?

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Right there, Ayden, because
alas, I would not eat 5 rolls in

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a row.
However, rather than with icing

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on the top and.
The smallest layer as well.

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It's still like 96% bread.
It's not even in the middle.

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It's not even like in the centre
of the role.

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If you get a wrong bite or a
wrong chomping and you miss the

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icing, you are literally just
eating dry bread.

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You.
Know you can get those big ones

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from like the pack of two from
Tesco, like the the sort of

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meaty sized ones.
My mum always used to buy them

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and I would literally cut off or
or just pick off like 80% of the

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bread, right?
So it was basically just a thin

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layer of bread of icing on both.
Stick them together, icing to

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icing to icing and then eat it
like a sandwich.

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And you know, it was great.
You had your hot dogs ready for

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later with the rest of the run.
They, yeah.

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Yeah, exactly that.
So I'm exposing myself here.

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But I tell you what you might be
laughing or someone might be

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thinking.
That's disgusting.

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That's disgraceful.
Do it.

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I promise you, you won't regret
it.

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You'll be like, oh, it's like a
nice bun, but actually nice

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because it's not full of bread.
Essentially and it's an iced.

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Eating an iced sandwich.
Yeah, you've basically got an

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icing sandwich.
How mad is that?

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Why is that a thing?
Right.

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I'm gonna.
I'm gonna do a Thingy 5.

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What's it called?
Blind.

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Great.
Start great.

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Start.
This is, I must say, we've

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really refined our podcasting
skills, haven't we at this

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point.
So we got about a year you can.

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Tell We haven't got time to
edit, so blind rank for you.

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And I'm making this one up on
the spot, so even better.

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Good job.
It will definitely be terrible

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then.
Chocolates but luckily I'm an

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expert on chocolates, so it'll
be fine.

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Christmas chocolates.
OK, SO5 Christmas chocolates.

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Yeah.
OK.

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I'm gonna be very specific.
I'm not gonna say, like, heroes

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roses.
I'm actually gonna say the

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specific chocolate.
That's good to know.

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That's all right.
OK, starting off Ready Galaxy

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Caramel 2 from A celebrations.
Oh, straight into strong.

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I really like them, but there
are numerous that are actually

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better.
So too, yeah.

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Fair enough.
Fair enough.

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Normal.
Terry's Chocolate Orange.

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Four.
And the reason is, it's decent,

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it's decent, but it's not like I
wouldn't choose it.

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I'd eat it if it was there and
I'd enjoy it.

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And I want to keep 5 free
because there's just there's a

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plethora that I would never put
above.

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This next one will be
interesting and and I'm

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expanding this to more sweets,
not just chocolate.

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OK, so candy canes.
Five.

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Absolutely nonsense because.
Some people love them.

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I wasn't sure.
You look like one of those guys

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that might like candy games.
The worst we do with the worst

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thing in the world is with candy
canes.

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They're not even that nice
anyway, but it's when you open

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up, I'll give it a go, put it in
your mouth, Peppermint, get a

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bin that is not enjoyable.
I don't want peppermint, thank

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you very much.
I want some.

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I want some soukra.
I want some sugar in my mouth.

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I don't want.
I've already peppermint.

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I have some chewing gum and I'm
like sweet.

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Yeah, fair play, fair play.
All right, next one box of

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Maltesers.
Number one, Maltesers are the

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ultimate, ultimate snack.
And again, I know we talked

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recently about, you know,
teacher gifts and stuff and

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obviously we're just grateful no
matter what we get.

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But come on Hayden, when you
when you see a box of Maltesers,

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you're just like, I'm eating
them in break time.

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They're not even going home.
Yeah, that's fair enough and I

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agree and I kind of you would
say that which was good fun.

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Last one, as you know it's not
pre planned, so I get to have

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fun here because I know you've
left #3 So what do you?

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Think about.
I was going to say bounty, I

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know.
You were, Yeah, Brilliant.

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This game kind of falls apart,
mate when you make it up as you

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go along.
I.

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Know I can just think of the
worst one to give you.

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Yeah, honestly, but thanks.
That bounty's in a circle to be

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honest with you.
That is terrible.

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That's horrendous.
Because bounty to me, I wouldn't

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even.
I wouldn't even give it 5th.

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Honestly, I wouldn't even give
it the respect.

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I might actually just ignore
that you said that is there.

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Anything worse than a Bounty
Christmas chocolate wise?

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Well.
Snickers because I'm allergic to

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nuts.
But, but even though I'm

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allergic, even I'm allergic, I
think I'd rather eat Snickers.

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Really.
Wow, I really hate Snickers.

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Just taste wise.
I think Snickers is disgusting,

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but.
I'd still rather that than the

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mountain.
During that time, I tried to

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give you a Snickers.
I was at school and I was like,

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hey mate, it's a chocolate.
Just seeing if you'd eat

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Snickers.
That's a really good banter and

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well done for perpetuating that
thing against people with you

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know allergies.
That's really funny how the

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models because he's.
Making it out, that's why.

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Why is that thing?
There's a thing to my mates,

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though, honestly.
They're like, you're lying.

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I'm like we have to do.
Some nuts.

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No, you're not, mate.
Start getting the attention.

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Honestly.
Oh no, I can't.

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It'll make it'll make my throat
swell.

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Will it?
No, it won't.

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It'll give me a bit of a rash.
Okay on right.

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I'm here representing anyone out
there has got allergies.

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Don't listen to this.
Numpty, right?

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It's a serious thing.
Listen, I'm allergic to the

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thing that I love the most in
this.

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World, What's that?
What's your own voice?

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I.
Should say my child right now?

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Chocolate.
What?

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I'm allergic to chocolate.
No, you're not.

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I'm.
A lactose intolerant.

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Oh man, you can't give me all
this nonsense.

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I honest to God, if I walked in,
if there was a camera set up in

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your house that followed you
around and I randomly opened it,

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there is an 80% chance you've
got chocolate in your mouth or

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in your hand.
If you are not allergic to

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chocolate, that.
Sounds like a good new TV show.

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The chocolate Cam.
Just 124 hour live stream can

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you?
Imagine your 24 hour live

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stream.
Honestly, you'd be eating

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chocolate on the toilet or
holding your waning child and

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that would just be it.
Was scrolling on TikTok or

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something?
Yeah.

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What a life.
Anyway, you got another game?

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Yeah.
I've got I've got hypothetical

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question.
Okay and I really.

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Want to I want to know what
people think about this.

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I really don't know the answer
either, so I want you to really

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try and dive deep here.
Okay, I'm really thinking about

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it.
So you're offered and you can

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say no straight away before the
next caveat you're offered

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10,000 lbs.
Brilliant.

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You're offered 10,000 lbs.
To cut off one of your fingers.

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OK, and now the game is.
However, for every consecutive

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finger you chop off after that,
the amount of money that I'll

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give you is multiplied by 10.
How many fingers would you chop

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off?
Oh my God, yeah.

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Because if you were gonna say
like, if I had to like there's a

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no obviously to the first
proposal.

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If it was just that, like 10,000
lbs for a finger.

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Not worthy, but to get to.
A million, £110,000 if you got

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two and it's 1,110,000.
So it accumulates as well, of

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course.
Oh, I don't know.

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I reckon I'd look good with no
fingers.

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With a bionic hand.
Yeah, they call me Sir.

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Thumbs a lot.
Just thumbs, no fingers.

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And how much in the bank.
Couple of like Quadrillion I.

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Don't know, don't be.
Quite works like that.

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So one is 10 grand, two is 100
grand.

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Let's just say pounds of 10/3 is
1,000,000.

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Four is 10 million.
Like do you need four of your

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fingers?
You have £10 million.

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Five fingers.
Just get rid of a hand.

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We'll count thumbs as a finger
£10 million to get rid of your

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hand. 100 mil in IT we've done
tenant we.

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I can't count whatever it is,
yeah.

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We're in the billions. 100
grand, 1,000,000 three 10

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million, four 100 million five
£1 billion if you cut off 6

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fingers.
I'm taking the trillion.

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Are you going to do all of?
It I'm taking the trillion, what

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do I what do I need?
I need two things on each hand

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and it's and it's.
I'm not going to do it.

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What on earth?
What?

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I'm sorry, what do you think
you're going to achieve if you

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only have two fingers?
I've still got the thumbs.

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I can pick stuff up.
Yeah, all.

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You need to be able to do is
type in your pin code, I guess

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to.
Access your money.

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You've got 1 digit.
I don't need one finger, I can

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do it.
No, I can't hold this much cash.

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In all seriousness, I would say
no at the start.

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I don't want to lose any of my
fingers at all.

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I don't think I'd do it at all.
We've not, we've not ten

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fingers, but.
It's not worth it unless you

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lose at least three fingers,
right?

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And even that.
Actually, no, that's a lie.

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It's not worth.
It's not worth it really, unless

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you lose 4 fingers, is it?
So you don't think it's worth

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£1,000,000 for three?
Fingers.

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No, not really.
If you think about £1,000,000 in

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today AS.
Well, I am thinking.

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It's like okay that will buy me
a really nice house.

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Yeah, and.
That's it.

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And then it's gone.
It's got you've got the rest of

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your life to continue making
money and maintaining that, but.

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You have got a really nice house
though.

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True, but I also don't have a
couple of few fingers now.

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Isn't it weird?
Like it becomes more appealing

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to me the more fingers I lose.
Yeah, of course, yeah.

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It's like, I guess, I guess I'd
much rather in this situation

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lose 6 fingers than one, yeah.
That's what I mean.

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So it's like it's so the
question really is would you

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lose 6 or 7 fingers to be like
criminally rich forever or just

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have just have your hands but
the other?

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Thing you got to think about is
charity and stuff like how much

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are your fingers worth when you
can solve world hunger.

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I mean true.
That's true because if like if

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you went for if thumbs were
included right And you did all

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10.
Yeah, that's like solving crisis

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level.
Yeah, that kind of money, you

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know?
Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I want my fingers where we

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can solve everything we can.
We can investigate all of the

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horrible diseases we can wipe
out.

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There be no child ever hungry
again.

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I want to hold my controller
play.

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Games, we will literally spend
the billion of that, because a

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billion will be nothing compared
to like the quintillion or

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whatever you'll be on at that
point.

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So we'll spend a billion at
that.

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We'll make a company and we'll
get the best bionic hand you've

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ever seen.
Yeah.

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Exactly.
They'll be.

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They'll be, They'll be.
Epic they'll be to get a

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quintillion, but anyway.
Yeah, surely.

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Because what are we on?
We want 100 million by.

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We want a billion at six
trillion at seven.

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No, no.
No, no, no, not.

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A trillion 10 bit I've got. 47
fingers?

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00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,900
Why don't you have 40 I forgot
about?

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The 1000, yeah, 10 billion, 700
billion.

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00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:40,420
Yeah, trillion trillion 10.
Trillion not far off. 10

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trillion. 10 trillion.
Yeah, 10 trillion.

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That was that was my question.
So, final answer right now, how

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many fingers are you chopping?
Off 10.

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Oh, that's it.
I've you've convinced me now

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5-10 trillion.
I'll not only give myself bionic

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hands, I'll solve the world's
problems.

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00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,660
Yeah.
You're an idiot, mate.

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00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:58,910
I'm not chopping off any what
no, I think.

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I just take 5 trillion.
Between us, we cut off 10 and

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they're all yours.
It's brilliant.

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00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,950
Well, I'm gonna finish this
episode with a little game as

367
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,510
well, because I wanna know.
I mean, you've kind of just

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00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,870
proved that they're not very
good friend, but I want to know

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how much of A friend you are.
OK, a bit of a friend test.

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So I'm gonna ask you some
questions.

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If you get any wrong, you lose.
And I don't like losing game

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shows, so.
OK, don't normally lose them,

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but.
Let's see how much of A friend

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00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:28,540
you are, shall we?
Yeah, I've lost more than I've

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won, so that's completely.
Fingers or okay?

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00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,580
That's a weird game show.
Yeah.

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00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,990
Anyway.
Right, question number one,

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Dylan, to see if you are a real
friend or not.

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What is my most desired pet?
A dog 100% and I go further than

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this.
It is some kind of like Labrador

381
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golden retriever type dog.
Which one is overly friendly?

382
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,140
Golden retriever I think overly
friendly overly.

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00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,140
You know, you're the kind of
person who craves attention and

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00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,860
affirmation, so you want the
kind of dog in your.

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00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,500
Life.
Yeah, Hence this game.

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00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,069
So thank you.
Yeah, this is the golden

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00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:06,790
retriever equivalent of a game
I.

388
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:09,030
Want to find out if you're my
golden retriever?

389
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,990
Next question When's my
birthday?

390
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:16,390
When's your birthday?
Oh God, wait a minute.

391
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:22,589
Your birthday is in July.
Yeah, because it's at the end of

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00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:23,510
the school year.
Yeah.

393
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,700
Oh no, it's the 23rd of July 20.
3rd of July is correct.

394
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,540
Yeah, it's good.
I always get bothered up because

395
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Laurence birthday is the end of
July and I always like, Oh my

396
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,100
God, you're both like, I don't
know.

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00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,390
What year, though, was I born?
Oh.

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00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:46,710
You're dead old 1992 nineteen.
92 All right, fair play.

399
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,550
I thought you might have failed
at the 2nd.

400
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,430
Hurdle there?
No, I nearly did because I'm so

401
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,270
bad at birthdays.
Anyone who knows me understands

402
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,950
that, Yeah.
Fair play, fair play.

403
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,990
Yours, luckily was on our like
part of our business tax return.

404
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,550
So I just learned it from years
ago from from doing that.

405
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,710
So favourite type of alcohol.
What's my I'm not that I drink

406
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,150
much, but if I'm going to drink,
what's it?

407
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,820
What's it going to be?
Gin.

408
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,340
Absolutely.
With what?

409
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,020
Yeah.
Lemonade Not, not Tonic Gym with

410
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:14,190
lemonade.
It seems very good.

411
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,790
I'm quite proud here.
I'm impressed.

412
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,670
I feel good.
Yeah.

413
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:24,990
Can I give you a little pet?
You probably would.

414
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,870
You're so hairy, right?
This one.

415
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:28,030
You're not going to get this
one.

416
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,510
And if you do, I will actually
be, like, properly impressed.

417
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,470
Ready.
What is my favourite film?

418
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:40,420
Your favourite film.
Some crap ending stuff from your

419
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:44,550
film degree.
Your favourite film.

420
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,830
Give me give me an error.
Give me an error.

421
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,350
Come on, I'll.
Give the year, is it?

422
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:51,310
Is it in the 90s?
No 2014, 2000 and. 14 your

423
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:54,110
favourite films, Interstellar?
Interstellar, yeah, yeah.

424
00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:57,110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
I should have got that straight

425
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,790
away because the soundtracks are
unreal.

426
00:18:58,990 --> 00:18:59,870
I remember you.
Yeah.

427
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,070
Wow, Very good.
Okay.

428
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:04,390
Last question.
There's five for five, which I

429
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:06,870
didn't really plan on getting
this far because I thought you'd

430
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,700
fail way earlier.
Yep, last question, what's my

431
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:17,870
most beautiful feature?
If that's your real last

432
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:23,030
question, I'm not answering it.
But you find most attractive.

433
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,830
Is there a right or wrong answer
to this?

434
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,030
That's why.
That's why now.

435
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:38,310
You are most beautiful feature
to me.

436
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,540
Yeah.
Is the weird bit of metal behind

437
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:47,350
your front 2 teeth.
That's the correct answer.

438
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,070
What is it?
You're 31.

439
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:57,070
What is that doing there?
I'm not going to show people on

440
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,910
this.
I'll be more embarrassing than

441
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:01,150
opening your mouth.
And so I've got a bit of metal.

442
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:04,510
My 2 front teeth.
Hold them together because I

443
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,550
want a gappy Gabby boy when I
was young.

444
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,940
Has.
It not been solved, yeah.

445
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,990
I had braces and then afterwards
they put this in.

446
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,150
They were like, keep that there
for two years to stop them just

447
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:31,990
ping it apart
Then it's been 15 years.

448
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:35,150
It's still there.
Good old Is it meant to fall

449
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,230
out?
Get old 2 feet.

450
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,630
It's.
Not.

451
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,790
Meant to fall out, but they said
like it probably will

452
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,780
eventually.
The real question is, was it an

453
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,820
actual choice you made, or was
it just the fact that you no

454
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,300
longer have an NHS dentist and
can never get one because it's

455
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,340
completely ruined?
Let's not talk dentists, Let's

456
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,580
not talk dentist.
It'll roll you right up.

457
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,660
So.
What do I get for winning?

458
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Because all you said was if I
get one wrong, I lose.

459
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,500
But I got all of them right.
So what's?

460
00:20:55,940 --> 00:21:00,540
You are gonna win the number one
on your blind rank, which is a

461
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,300
box of Maltesers.
Bang.

462
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,700
You need to actually get one of
them because I put on Instagram.

463
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,260
Yeah, I will.
That's that's the price.

464
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,060
I've got it downstairs waiting
for you is.

465
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,540
It half eaten because it won't
reach me if you got it

466
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,660
downstairs now.
It will not reach me if it's not

467
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:15,140
been open to the invite.
Disclaimer, I don't have it

468
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,350
downstairs, but I will buy him
one.

469
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,670
Well done.
I'm actually quite impressed.

470
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:22,830
You are now my little golden
retriever.

471
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:23,510
Thank you.
You're.

472
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,390
Welcome.
You're welcome.

473
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,870
You're welcome.
I thought you were a terrible

474
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:27,990
friend, but it turns out you're
not.

475
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,750
Maybe I'll do something similar
to you next time, maybe I won't

476
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,200
because I don't need it.
Don't need it from you. it from

477
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:32,200
you. it from you. it from you.
it from you.

478
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,350
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going. going. going.

479
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:41,550
To To To To say say say say it
it it it was, was, was, was, you

480
00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:42,030
you you you know, know, know,
know, we're we're we're we're

481
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:42,790
going going going going to to to
to tag tag tag tag this this

482
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:43,470
this this of of of of education,
education, education, education,

483
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,030
it it it it feels feels feels
feels a a a a bit bit bit bit of

484
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,190
of of of like like like like a a
a a misleading misleading

485
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misleading misleading it's.
it's. it's. it's.

486
00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:57,190
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh, they they they
don't don't don't care care care

487
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:57,670
about about about us us us at at
at all. all. all.

488
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:05,350
OK.
OK.

489
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:09,310
OK.
Interview Interview with with

490
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:09,550
Rishi.
Rishi.

491
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:11,030
Sunak Sunak on on the the future
future of of education education

492
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,990
What's What's my my favourite
favourite feature?

493
00:22:13,438 --> 00:22:22,340
feature?
Go dinners.

494
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,260
Oh, right, we're gonna wrap it.